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The Flood / Re: Almost 7000 posts
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:42:13 PM »
Iwanblueborder.

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The Flood / Re: Korra is TBlocks' alt
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:31:55 PM »
TBlocks the type of nigga to remind the teacher about the homework

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:27:36 PM »
This is what joining Sep7agon feels like



Nonchalantly has over 100,000 souls.

I got the Covetous Silver Serpent ring and the Shield of Want. I got souls coming out of my ass.

Just got the silver serpent ring last night, I'm ready for the souls.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:26:41 PM »
I am on the edge of tearing my own fucking scalp off. Fuck not just the Capra demon but that whole area. Why do the enemies aggro through walls? Why are the dogs so fucked up? Who designed this shit. Why can the capra demon hit me from far below where I am while i'm still blocking with Magic sheild?
I'm this close to fucking killing myself.

Capra is a fucking beast, no lie.
One of the worst things about sl1 runs.

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Gaming / Re: So I wanna playthrough all the Dark Souls games now.
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:07:33 PM »
SL1 no pyromancy all bosses is the only acceptable answer for DS1.

You are out of your mind.
I've done it. There's even people who speedrun it. The only really difficult parts are Kalameet, Manus and Four Kings. Kalameet and Manus because they resist anything you can throw at them and Four Kings because your DPS is so low that you'll end up fighting 3-4 simultaneously.

I'm not saying it's impossible, it's just insane.
It's hard enough sl1 pyro pain training bosses.
Gotta separate the men from the boys somehow.

And here I thought I was manly for doing sl1 at all. Back to the drawing board I guess.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:06:35 PM »
This is what joining Sep7agon feels like



Nonchalantly has over 100,000 souls.

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The Flood / Re: Official crybaby thread
« on: April 14, 2016, 03:06:59 PM »
My phone is gonna take 4 days to ship. I just want it now. Fucking lame.

Guise check out my 1+memephone

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The Flood / Re: rip in pepperonis OK
« on: April 14, 2016, 03:05:06 PM »
What the hell happened?

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 03:01:13 PM »
I'm not digging the npc invaders tbh. They made them emulate real players, which is cool, but the problem is most invaders are insufferable cunts.

Nothing could possibly be worse than an Estus Chugging Katana/Hex user who taunts despite losing having been pretty much defeated 3 times over

They fucking enemy bait and chug estus now. They also counter pursue like a motherfucker, you chase after them to stop the chug and they stop on a dime and attack.

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Gaming / Re: So I wanna playthrough all the Dark Souls games now.
« on: April 14, 2016, 01:31:43 PM »
SL1 no pyromancy all bosses is the only acceptable answer for DS1.

You are out of your mind.
I've done it. There's even people who speedrun it. The only really difficult parts are Kalameet, Manus and Four Kings. Kalameet and Manus because they resist anything you can throw at them and Four Kings because your DPS is so low that you'll end up fighting 3-4 simultaneously.

I'm not saying it's impossible, it's just insane.
It's hard enough sl1 pyro pain training bosses.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 01:25:24 PM »
I'm not digging the npc invaders tbh. They made them emulate real players, which is cool, but the problem is most invaders are insufferable cunts.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 11:17:06 AM »
I never understood the hype on the artorias fight

He's the fucking abyss walker. You get his ring to fight the four kings. He's the leader of gwyn's elite group of Dragon slayers. Dude was on the cover of the game for fuck's sake.

Plus his bad ass sword and pupper companion.
Yes, he's cool himself, I like him a lot and his lore is brilliant, I'm on about the fight itself, it didnt stand out to me.

He's one of the only bosses that felt like fighting another person. He wasn't some gigantic Dragon/creature and he didn't need to double team you.

He was quick, his animations were cool and the way he carried himself was pretty awesome.

Fighting him at a lower level really brings out all the subtly awesome things about the fight.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 10:38:41 AM »
I never understood the hype on the artorias fight

He's the fucking abyss walker. You get his ring to fight the four kings. He's the leader of gwyn's elite group of Dragon slayers. Dude was on the cover of the game for fuck's sake.

Plus his bad ass sword and pupper companion.

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The Flood / Re: Official crybaby thread
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:51:43 AM »
I'm feeling a bit faint today. Can't leave work because I'm the only other driver. Sucks.

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The Flood / Re: ask me anything--in three words or less
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:46:57 AM »
NINE INCH...

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Gaming / Re: what was the last game you were hyped for
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:41:37 AM »
I was extremely hyped for MGSV



Took the words, and gun, right out of my mouth.

I'm still reeling from that. Especially because the $20 demo was so good.

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Gaming / Re: So I wanna playthrough all the Dark Souls games now.
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:38:39 AM »
Oh

I just thought of this

Fist/small weapons only. And a chime, staff or parrying dagger in the other.

KappaKappaKappaKappa
Okay, so I'm defs going agile glass cannon, none of that slow giant dad meta. Lets make this interesting. You guys want me to include any magic?

No

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Yeah verb, you get invincibility frames when you roll as well. It isn't so much about where you are when you roll or where you end up, but about when you roll.

Rolling is hands down the best way to play. Shield up all the time will get you punished later on when the enemies one shot drain your stamina.

Get the timing down for rolling, with your history of fighting games it should be cake for you.

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The Flood / Re: If you're so smart why don't you lick my butt?
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:25:02 AM »
I'm down for some girl butt. You hairless down there?

Loaf

I'm going to guess no

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Gaming / Re: So I wanna playthrough all the Dark Souls games now.
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:21:55 AM »
SL1 no pyromancy all bosses is the only acceptable answer for DS1.

You are out of your mind.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:20:45 AM »
Look at me, late to the party.

Artorias fight dethroned the Ornstein fight from DS2 as my favorite. I like bosses like these that are aggressive but not too aggressive (fuck Gwyn) so you have to wait for the right moves to ease a hit in.

Plus his moveset was cool to watch.

Yeah the artorias fight is one of my all time favs, especially since I had to wait so long to get to it.

He was such a cool character and then you get to meet/fight him.

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The Flood / Re: If you're so smart why don't you lick my butt?
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:18:58 AM »
I'm down for some girl butt. You hairless down there?

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The Flood / Re: Your Top 5 Favorite Pokemon
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:02:18 AM »
Charmander

Cubone

Abra

Scyther

And the ultimate in cool
Squirtle


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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:57:02 AM »
This game is giving me titanite chunks out the ass
That sounds nice after the chunk treasure hunt known as dark souls 2

Even worse was the blood rock shortage.
ikr one per play through.

At least the DLC gave you another one.

Yeah and you can buy them now, but Christ it was annoying early on.

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Gaming / Re: The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:56:08 AM »
so guys how's ds3?

It's bretty gud

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The Flood / Re: Had sex once again
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:30:57 AM »
"My name is Dietrich Six, I am the Flash. The fastest man alive!"

Nuh uhh. Just a quick bang. I usually go for an hour or more.

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The Flood / Re: Godzilla: Resurgence full trailer
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:29:06 AM »
Not gunna lie, that punched me right in the nostalgia.

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