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8551
« on: April 21, 2016, 09:07:20 AM »
Groceries
π©
8552
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:57:40 AM »
>These literal two old men thinking they that could match me
I have more stamina than the two of you combined. Plus I know how to please. I am also not infested with diseases and pedo. Nor am I some greasy long haired faggot.
This child thinking he can match me in lovemaking. I've been doing it for twelve years, I've learned a thing or two in my time.
Yeah, learned things like "how many Viagra do I need this time"
Fuckin old man
Lol I'm not an impotent drunk like some, my dick can go from flaccid to erect in seconds.
Bro I can still fuck blackout drunk.
I'm not talking about what you call fucking. Having your sweaty ass twitching in spasms on top of someone is not fucking.
someone?
more like
your mom
Lol you're barking up Jim's tree now. My mom wouldn't fuck you with his dick.
That's fine. I wouldn't want Jim's dick.
Now you're just being silly.
8553
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:28:43 AM »
>These literal two old men thinking they that could match me
I have more stamina than the two of you combined. Plus I know how to please. I am also not infested with diseases and pedo. Nor am I some greasy long haired faggot.
This child thinking he can match me in lovemaking. I've been doing it for twelve years, I've learned a thing or two in my time.
Yeah, learned things like "how many Viagra do I need this time"
Fuckin old man
Lol I'm not an impotent drunk like some, my dick can go from flaccid to erect in seconds.
Bro I can still fuck blackout drunk.
I'm not talking about what you call fucking. Having your sweaty ass twitching in spasms on top of someone is not fucking.
someone?
more like
your mom
Lol you're barking up Jim's tree now. My mom wouldn't fuck you with his dick.
8554
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:27:06 AM »
8555
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:25:05 AM »
>These literal two old men thinking they that could match me
I have more stamina than the two of you combined. Plus I know how to please. I am also not infested with diseases and pedo. Nor am I some greasy long haired faggot.
This child thinking he can match me in lovemaking. I've been doing it for twelve years, I've learned a thing or two in my time.
Yeah, learned things like "how many Viagra do I need this time"
Fuckin old man
Lol I'm not an impotent drunk like some, my dick can go from flaccid to erect in seconds.
Bro I can still fuck blackout drunk.
I'm not talking about what you call fucking. Having your sweaty ass twitching in spasms on top of someone is not fucking.
8556
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:22:15 AM »
>These literal two old men thinking they that could match me
I have more stamina than the two of you combined. Plus I know how to please. I am also not infested with diseases and pedo. Nor am I some greasy long haired faggot.
This child thinking he can match me in lovemaking. I've been doing it for twelve years, I've learned a thing or two in my time.
Yeah, learned things like "how many Viagra do I need this time"
Fuckin old man
Lol I'm not an impotent drunk like some, my dick can go from flaccid to erect in seconds.
8557
« on: April 21, 2016, 08:14:00 AM »
>These literal two old men thinking they that could match me
I have more stamina than the two of you combined. Plus I know how to please. I am also not infested with diseases and pedo. Nor am I some greasy long haired faggot.
This child thinking he can match me in lovemaking. I've been doing it for twelve years, I've learned a thing or two in my time.
8558
« on: April 20, 2016, 09:44:25 PM »
Wait, is he asking "'are not' 3D women" or "are 'not 3D' women"
Oh for fuck's sake.
8559
« on: April 20, 2016, 09:43:53 PM »
That feel when no one mentions me by name.
Kitsune would be the only person I wouldn't hug, because I'm not worthy of licking her heels.
I'll lick her heels if she wants
How dare you think your foul tongue is worthy of her flesh.
8560
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:51:09 PM »
Are not 3D women not unimportant?
No
Well, the two nots cancel each other out and 3D women are unimportant, so it would be yes.
You can cross out the are not in the beginning, it's the same as asking if they are, is it not?
8561
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:47:21 PM »
Are not 3D women not unimportant?
No
8562
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:41:46 PM »
8563
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:37:51 PM »
I'm going to plagiarize the shit out of that.
Feel free, I plagiarized it from s4s
Eh, I don't feel like it now.
oh
Well that and I'm not in school anymore.
8564
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:36:52 PM »
I'm going to plagiarize the shit out of that.
Feel free, I plagiarized it from s4s
Eh, I don't feel like it now.
8565
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:33:02 PM »
I'm going to plagiarize the shit out of that.
8566
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:19:37 PM »
Just a reminder that I'm the best looking and most successful of the three. Plus I have tats π
If any of it's 90's surfer bro tribal you're disqualified.
Lol nah. Mostly 80s and 90s cartoon emblems.
ha, nerd.
Yes
8567
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:09:27 PM »
Just a reminder that I'm the best looking and most successful of the three. Plus I have tats π
If any of it's 90's surfer bro tribal you're disqualified.
Lol nah. Mostly 80s and 90s cartoon emblems.
8568
« on: April 20, 2016, 08:01:32 PM »
Just a reminder that I'm the best looking and most successful of the three. Plus I have tats π
>good looking
>"tats"
pick one and ONLY one
Please verb, you'd fuck me senseless if I only asked.
8569
« on: April 20, 2016, 07:57:36 PM »
Just a reminder that I'm the best looking and most successful of the three. Plus I have tats π
8570
« on: April 20, 2016, 04:43:47 PM »
I found this in my local church
I have no idea why I find that color so appealing.
8571
« on: April 20, 2016, 04:35:30 PM »
Fucking gg
8572
« on: April 20, 2016, 04:34:10 PM »
Never had a bad experience at a DMV. Constantly worried about the state of my teeth and the judgement of them. Fuck dentists.
8573
« on: April 20, 2016, 04:30:38 PM »
lower your standards and say yes to everything
I swiped right on everyone except maybe 5%, though.
I'm thinking I probably didn't set my profile up optimally, so I just might wait a a little while and try again with a different approach.
Let's see that profile. I do this for a living.
8574
« on: April 20, 2016, 04:29:09 PM »
Enhance your calm.
8575
« on: April 20, 2016, 04:25:09 PM »
how 2 b hip'n'hapenin
(make all your friends LAFf their ASSeS off)
1. type normal sentence
2. insert variants of "fuck" and "shit" because swearing is funny i think
3. add a little sardonic flair
instant humor
You're not wrong Swearing is hilarious 
8576
« on: April 20, 2016, 04:22:46 PM »
You're welcome.
Somehow I feel remiss for not knowing about it
Nah, don't feel bad. It's written by a seemingly unthug white couple.
8577
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:33:29 PM »
Pepsi, so I can catch me a squeeze of that ass.
That picture is literally going to cause world war three.
And I shall come out victorious.
Fraid not. You can have secondsies.
8578
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:32:07 PM »
lower your standards and say yes to everything
What's up?
8579
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:31:33 PM »
Grindr
8580
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:28:04 PM »
You're welcome.
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