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7711
« on: June 03, 2016, 05:35:57 PM »
I think I have a sixth sense about these things. I've only been trickerinoed once. 
7712
« on: June 03, 2016, 05:30:55 PM »
Alright. Tried shooting the thing in the back of the head with the .22 but it kept on scurrying about.
Missed the first shot and the 2nd hit em on the leg a bit. 3rd 4th and 5th discharge finished him off tho.
Wanted a cleaner kill tbh but sometimes reality doesn't work in the way you'd expect.
please be trolling
it was an obvious joke from the beginning
a bizarre and out of character joke, but a joke nonetheless
you'd have to be such a fuck-up in life to take five shots to kill a caged raccoon with a .22
.22s are actually pretty tiny and they over penetrate so it's not real easy to kill things with. Poor little bandit.
7713
« on: June 03, 2016, 05:26:24 PM »
Camel Turkish golds fam.
Lucky strike unfiltered, or camel wide unfiltered.
Not a fan of Camel tbh, it's kind of a gimmicky brand. With the Crush and all that
I'll have to check out Lucky Strike, but I like filters on my cigarettes.
They're not a gimmicky brand, they just have a gimmicky cigarette. Camels are probably the best cigarettes out there, I've put a lot of time and money into researching this.
Plus filters are for pussies.
That's good to know then, I'll have to give Turkish Golds a chance. Thanks!
And yeah, I know filters are way worse for you than non, but I pretty much need to have them. Same reason I can't drink alcohol that's not a mixed drink or a 4 Loko
You can do it, I believe in you.
7714
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:53:56 PM »
Camel Turkish golds fam.
Lucky strike unfiltered, or camel wide unfiltered.
Not a fan of Camel tbh, it's kind of a gimmicky brand. With the Crush and all that
I'll have to check out Lucky Strike, but I like filters on my cigarettes.
They're not a gimmicky brand, they just have a gimmicky cigarette. Camels are probably the best cigarettes out there, I've put a lot of time and money into researching this. Plus filters are for pussies.
7715
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:49:11 PM »
Camel Turkish golds fam.
Lucky strike unfiltered, or camel wide unfiltered.
7716
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:47:15 PM »
Mad Max: assmad avenue
7717
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:42:03 PM »
http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2010/07/is-funnily-enough-cringeworthy.html
I always knew I was correct.
"funnily" doesn't sound awkward at all, but at least they admit it's correct
"funny enough" sounds like shit
Funnily sounds pretty fucking awkward, but it's the only way that makes sense. Funnily enough, I wouldn't use funnily in any other instance.
7718
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:37:34 PM »
7719
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:32:03 PM »
Mad Max: perturbed place
7720
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:27:44 PM »
I'd bang
7721
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:25:46 PM »
Squee you got a snuggle buddy!
Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.
Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.
Trust me I know!!! It's the worst fucking thing I almost chopped off my husband's head.
How long have you been off of em?
I haven't smoked regularly for two years, quit nicotine altogether about a year ago.
Holy crap dude that's impressive! Proud of you.
Thanks yo. Shit is pretty cash.
7722
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:15:50 PM »
Squee you got a snuggle buddy!
Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.
Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.
Trust me I know!!! It's the worst fucking thing I almost chopped off my husband's head.
How long have you been off of em?
I haven't smoked regularly for two years, quit nicotine altogether about a year ago.
7723
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:15:02 PM »
7724
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:13:56 PM »
Baby boom yo, capitalism makes the babies happen
Well, historically speaking, communist countries had more sex, because there were less men (highest casualties in WWII) and they had more babies
>less men
>more sex
huh
Less men
Same number of babies
Do the math. The men had to have more sex with more partners to get the same number of babies.
Same number of babies is the same amount of sex. It was just spread out more evenly in America. Which makes us communist.
7725
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:03:28 PM »
Squee you got a snuggle buddy!
Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.
Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.
7726
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:02:07 PM »
'cause you're not contributing to human progress. You're only using up a finite amount of resources in order to live
Fuck human progress tbh. We're a shit species.
7727
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:01:16 PM »
What's your job? What is the area you live in like?
I deliver auto parts, and I live in South Florida which is hot as all hell.
Plus I live in a trailer which isn't ideal, but the money I save is.
being a delivery driver doesn't seem so bad. Try joining UPS or something. Those guys get paid.
If your trailer is at least a double, modern, and well maintained then I don't see the issue. If you live in a shit area, just move your home.
You're supposed to be telling me to kill myself, not giving me life advice.
7728
« on: June 03, 2016, 12:30:56 PM »
You didn't save Hitler.
New best answer
7729
« on: June 03, 2016, 11:27:36 AM »
lol you kids don't even go outside
I work outside plsnthnks
7730
« on: June 03, 2016, 11:24:51 AM »
We're all gonna die anyway, why not just get it over with?
Best answer so far
7731
« on: June 03, 2016, 11:24:17 AM »
What's your job? What is the area you live in like?
I deliver auto parts, and I live in South Florida which is hot as all hell. Plus I live in a trailer which isn't ideal, but the money I save is.
7732
« on: June 03, 2016, 11:22:59 AM »
I'm debating it myself. Florida is trying to kill us all.
7733
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:47:57 AM »
I regret this thread
Mad Max: testy terrace
7734
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:47:17 AM »
My mom and dad
7735
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:46:41 AM »
Nice thread
That's not a reason
7736
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:46:22 AM »
you're fat, we need to genocide the fatties
I'm losing the weight tho. I look p nice tbh
7737
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:30:38 AM »
Sure my job sucks sometimes and I don't particularly like where I live, but I can't find a good enough reason to kill myself.
I have friends, I have a cuddle buddy, I'm losing the extra weight I've accrued for years, I quit smoking, caffeine doesn't have the stranglehold it used to have on me, and I've been feeling a lot better mentally.
So, what do you think flood, why should I kill myself?
7738
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:22:14 AM »
Lol Jim called me a cuck, the irony.
7739
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:19:28 AM »
Baby boom yo, capitalism makes the babies happen
Well, historically speaking, communist countries had more sex, because there were less men (highest casualties in WWII) and they had more babies
>less men >more sex huh
7740
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:14:30 AM »
Baby boom yo, capitalism makes the babies happen
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