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The Flood / Re: Idea for a rage comic
« on: October 20, 2015, 01:13:30 PM »
Omg I can totally picture this lol

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The Flood / Re: What was your first R-rated movie?
« on: October 20, 2015, 12:15:35 PM »
Probably some cheesy 80s horror movie. Watched a lot of those as a wee lad.

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The Flood / Shitposting
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:39:01 PM »
Who does it hurt?
Who's behind it?
Find out tonight at ten on wsnbcfox.

11194
The Flood / Re: What's your favorite anime?
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:35:05 PM »
I rike dis game

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post your total time spent online
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:16:13 PM »
.1333334 months

11196
The Flood / Re: *LE BORN IN WRONG GENERATION
« on: October 19, 2015, 04:56:30 PM »
Holy shit, do you guys remember encyclopedias?

Do you remember having to scroll through them bad boys to write papers?

Shit was doooooooope.

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Joke's on you--I unironically like Jar Jar.

Proof that he's the worst character in the star wars universe.

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I want a big hat.
Calm down there, Big Hat Logan.
You'll get your turn..


I was literally just about to say that.... YOU STOLE MY JOKE
There you are. I was expecting you.
As promised I will share my sorceries.

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The Flood / Re: Things you do that you don't think anyone else does
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:36:48 AM »
I make car sounds, while driving.

I know someone else has done it but it can't be that common.

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I want a big hat.
Calm down there, Big Hat Logan.
You'll get your turn..
Mm, you seem quite lucid! A rare thing in these times.

11201
The Flood / Re: Welcome to the official "kill all weaboos" thread.
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:31:18 AM »
I want a big hat.

11202
The Flood / Re: Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:11:41 AM »
AotC was great, you faggots.
Yeah, Padmé looking at framed gifs and frolicking in dandelion fields with Anakin in was a great movie.

Only good parts were the Battle of Geonosis and the end of Kamino.
And the scene where Anakin finds his mother, where his start of darkness takes place.

Hayden's a good actor; I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
Now I know you're trolling, Hayden is awful.
He's the male equivalent to Kristin Stewart.

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The Flood / Re: Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:09:53 AM »
Phantom menace was by far the best of the prequels. Y'all niggas act like Darth Maul doesn't exist. Dude was bad fucking ass.

Do you not remember how hard your dick got when he hit the double sided lightsaber for the first time?



No because he was made to sell toys. Even as a little kid I could see that.
You ruined the magic of Maul™ for yourself? That's terrible.

11204
The Flood / Re: Should I Start Playing Adventure Quest Again?
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:55:35 PM »
Did someone say ultima online?

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The Flood / Re: I could fly an L-39 Albatross AMA
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:51:23 PM »
Forward swept wings, best swept wings.

11206
The Flood / Re: How do you prefer your temperature be taken?
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:47:14 PM »
Rectal, always.

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The Flood / Re: Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:40:01 PM »
Phantom menace was by far the best of the prequels. Y'all niggas act like Darth Maul doesn't exist. Dude was bad fucking ass.

Do you not remember how hard your dick got when he hit the double sided lightsaber for the first time?


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The Flood / Re: Books
« on: October 18, 2015, 09:22:34 PM »
I have so many books my books have books, but they're all packed away until I move out of this hell hole.

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The Flood / Re: First official Force Awakens poster
« on: October 18, 2015, 01:18:01 PM »
Is

Is that another Death Star?

That's no moon...

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 01:16:41 PM »
*Grabs you by your clean hand*
C'mon silly, we have to go. This Sangheili anatomy class ain't gonna learn itself.

Oh I almost forgot, I love this class.
*skips along next to you, grinning ear to ear*
'How Nick and Dietrich went to Sangheili anatomy class'
TO BE CONTINUED
DUN, DUN, DUUUNN...

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 01:04:25 PM »
*Grabs you by your clean hand*
C'mon silly, we have to go. This Sangheili anatomy class ain't gonna learn itself.

Oh I almost forgot, I love this class.
*skips along next to you, grinning ear to ear*

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:53:40 PM »


Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*
It's totally my fault. Thanks
*takes phone from you*
*avoids eye contact while blushing*
I'm uh... I think I better go to class.

Oh OK, uh, yeah OK good to see you.
*smiles nervously*
*realises that we are going to the same class*
*starts walking faster*
*lags behind thinking about how cute your butt looks, blushes again*
*suddenly stops walking*
I just realised, I forgot my stuff in my locker.
*walks past you keeping my head down to avoid your gaze*
*checks you out as you walk past. Notices that you have the book for this class*
Hey! Can you share that?
*points at book*

*looks down to where you're pointing and gets the wrong idea*
I'm not sure I understand what you mean, what kind of guy do you take me for?
=|

Um... Look, if I go back to get my book, I will be late and I really don't want to be late.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Of course you were pointing at my book. Yeah we can share. *turns back towards the class on the verge of tears from embarrassment*
*slaps your butt*
*winks at you while you look at me in shock*
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you derail a topic.
Who are you talking to?
Never mind.
*grabs you, slams your back (gently) against the wall, bites your neck. Walks into the classroom like nothing happened*
*laughs maniacally while shitting in own hand*
Where ya going nickypoo!?
*makes a heart shaped shit streak on the wall*

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:39:15 PM »


Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*
It's totally my fault. Thanks
*takes phone from you*
*avoids eye contact while blushing*
I'm uh... I think I better go to class.

Oh OK, uh, yeah OK good to see you.
*smiles nervously*
*realises that we are going to the same class*
*starts walking faster*
*lags behind thinking about how cute your butt looks, blushes again*
*suddenly stops walking*
I just realised, I forgot my stuff in my locker.
*walks past you keeping my head down to avoid your gaze*
*checks you out as you walk past. Notices that you have the book for this class*
Hey! Can you share that?
*points at book*

*looks down to where you're pointing and gets the wrong idea*
I'm not sure I understand what you mean, what kind of guy do you take me for?
=|

Um... Look, if I go back to get my book, I will be late and I really don't want to be late.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Of course you were pointing at my book. Yeah we can share. *turns back towards the class on the verge of tears from embarrassment*
*slaps your butt*
*winks at you while you look at me in shock*
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you derail a topic.

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:30:42 PM »


Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*
It's totally my fault. Thanks
*takes phone from you*
*avoids eye contact while blushing*
I'm uh... I think I better go to class.

Oh OK, uh, yeah OK good to see you.
*smiles nervously*
*realises that we are going to the same class*
*starts walking faster*
*lags behind thinking about how cute your butt looks, blushes again*
*suddenly stops walking*
I just realised, I forgot my stuff in my locker.
*walks past you keeping my head down to avoid your gaze*
*checks you out as you walk past. Notices that you have the book for this class*
Hey! Can you share that?
*points at book*

*looks down to where you're pointing and gets the wrong idea*
I'm not sure I understand what you mean, what kind of guy do you take me for?
=|

Um... Look, if I go back to get my book, I will be late and I really don't want to be late.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Of course you were pointing at my book. Yeah we can share. *turns back towards the class on the verge of tears from embarrassment*

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:25:06 PM »


Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*
It's totally my fault. Thanks
*takes phone from you*
*avoids eye contact while blushing*
I'm uh... I think I better go to class.

Oh OK, uh, yeah OK good to see you.
*smiles nervously*
*realises that we are going to the same class*
*starts walking faster*
*lags behind thinking about how cute your butt looks, blushes again*
*suddenly stops walking*
I just realised, I forgot my stuff in my locker.
*walks past you keeping my head down to avoid your gaze*
*checks you out as you walk past. Notices that you have the book for this class*
Hey! Can you share that?
*points at book*

*looks down to where you're pointing and gets the wrong idea*
I'm not sure I understand what you mean, what kind of guy do you take me for?

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:18:33 PM »
Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*
It's totally my fault. Thanks
*takes phone from you*
*avoids eye contact while blushing*
I'm uh... I think I better go to class.

Oh OK, uh, yeah OK good to see you.
*smiles nervously*
*realises that we are going to the same class*
*starts walking faster*
*lags behind thinking about how cute your butt looks, blushes again*
*suddenly stops walking*
I just realised, I forgot my stuff in my locker.
*walks past you keeping my head down to avoid your gaze*

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:12:59 PM »
Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*
It's totally my fault. Thanks
*takes phone from you*
*avoids eye contact while blushing*
I'm uh... I think I better go to class.

Oh OK, uh, yeah OK good to see you.
*smiles nervously*
*realises that we are going to the same class*
*starts walking faster*
*lags behind thinking about how cute your butt looks, blushes again*

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:01:55 PM »
Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*
It's totally my fault. Thanks
*takes phone from you*
*avoids eye contact while blushing*
I'm uh... I think I better go to class.

Oh OK, uh, yeah OK good to see you.
*smiles nervously*

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 11:56:18 AM »
Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*
Oh no, I'll get it
*hits own head against yours*
ow, I'm so sorry
Oh geeze, ha-ha. *rubs forehead* I'm so sorry. *blushes*

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The Flood / Re: Hey FatherlyNick
« on: October 18, 2015, 11:52:02 AM »
Nickpai, notice me.
*notices*
Oh my...
*looks away so that you wouldn't notice that I noticed*

*already noticed you notice me*
*blushes and takes out phone to pretend not to notice that you noticed that I noticed.*
*whistles nervously while looking the other way*
*drops phone because hands are shaking and sweaty palms.*
*reaches down to pick up the dropped phone, laughing nervously*

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