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Messages - Dietrich Six

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:43:45 PM »
Hilarity.

Just wait, this is a giant undertaking of epic proportions.

Friends will become enemies, and enemies friends.
I'm excited for the next chapter!

Yeah this one was kind of a plunker. Maybe I'm just not funny.

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Gaming / Re: Some new Dark Souls 3 screenshots
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:42:03 PM »
I'm pretty stoked, might do another Bloodborne run soon. Dark souls on the 360 controller is killing me.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:39:07 PM »
Hilarity.

Just wait, this is a giant undertaking of epic proportions.

Friends will become enemies, and enemies friends.


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The Flood / Re: What does it take to be a good leader?
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:25:12 PM »
I like my leaders a bit on the overzealous side.

Maybe a bit homicidal as well.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:22:25 PM »
Test her love.

Ass to mouth. If she loves you, she'll do it.

That's actually one of the things I have to move away from, I'm a fiend when it comes to anal and she's not a big fan. I guess I could try though.

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The Flood / Re: Found PSU
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:10:21 PM »
Golly that guy is a douche

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 12:01:21 PM »
Costco Wholesale

Frozen Deli aisle

I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle

the fun part is the search.

Oh I get ya, it doesn't matter what we're doing as long as we're having fun.

uhhh yea.

That's actually a pretty stellar idea, not sure if it's right for me.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:59:49 AM »
Costco Wholesale

Frozen Deli aisle

I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle

the fun part is the search.

Oh I get ya, it doesn't matter what we're doing as long as we're having fun.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:59:12 AM »
I thought you were different, Dietrich.

That's why this will work.

I guess I just don't understand.

That's ok, not many people do.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:57:20 AM »
Please guys I need serious suggestions

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:56:47 AM »
I thought you were different, Dietrich.

That's why this will work.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:56:11 AM »
Costco Wholesale

Frozen Deli aisle

I wasn't aware there was a frozen deli aisle

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The Flood / So I'm back with my ex.
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:49:55 AM »
I asked her if she had considered being with me again and after a couple hours of discussion we decided to try again.

Might take her to see the new star wars movie as she hasn't seen it yet but I don't know what to do after.

What are some good date ideas?

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The Flood / Re: Do you own any weapons? (Knives, guns, etc.)
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:34:35 AM »
leave it to fucking white people to try to argue that guns are not weapons

My gun is a tool, for killing things.

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The Flood / Re: And there it goes
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:25:57 AM »

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No particular order

Se7en
Princess Mononoke
FotR
No Country for Old Men
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Honorable Mentions

Battle Royal
The Labyrinth
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Fargo
Pulp Fiction
Inglorious Basterds
Shutter Island
Inception

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The Flood / Re: Fetty Wap is the best rapper of this generation
« on: January 28, 2016, 08:24:41 AM »
I unironically like fetty wap, but Kendrick Lamar doe.

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The Flood / Re: And there it goes
« on: January 28, 2016, 08:20:40 AM »
I want someone to love me and no one's ever said that they have.
Correct me if I'm wrong but a few months ago you said you only wanted women for sex and that you were too young to care about a relationship. It's kinda hard for girls to love you when you only want them for sex and you brake up with them for a video game.
Yes, but then this girl talked some sense into me. She said I need to make up my mind whether I want to see her, or that stupid 18 year old. I did, and she ended up leaving me anyways.

The eighteen year old you never hung out with? Hard choice.

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The Flood / Re: You can bring one Bungie user to Sep7agon
« on: January 28, 2016, 08:17:07 AM »
I like grissle bear, but when it came down to it he was just better at shitposting than I was.

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The Flood / Re: Do you own any weapons? (Knives, guns, etc.)
« on: January 28, 2016, 07:23:14 AM »


I'll post more pictures when I have the chance.


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Gaming / Re: What is the worst game you have ever fully completed?
« on: January 27, 2016, 07:47:54 PM »
Vampire Rain, I won the bet but lost my sanity.
I had a bet with my buddy Nick that I could get past 200 levels in Candy Crush without microtransactions. I won and got 30 dollars.

Did you spend it on micro transactions?

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Gaming / Re: What is the worst game you have ever fully completed?
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:37:09 PM »
Vampire Rain, I won the bet but lost my sanity.

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The Flood / Re: I'm falling in love with my ex girlfriend
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:20:42 PM »
WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME AND MY PROBLEMS?

I NEED ADVICE.

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The Flood / Re: How computer literate are you?
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:17:10 PM »
It's all false wango dango

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The Flood / Re: Roman wants to be a middle school teacher
« on: January 27, 2016, 04:15:16 PM »
One day I'm going to be a scavenger, just ride around all day picking up furniture people throw out and repair em and sell them.

Also scrap metal

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that this is Flee's Health Minister
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:08:17 PM »
she has three chins
Dont act like you don't have 5

Honestly I don't think anyone here knows what Ender even looks like.
I've shown my face in a small Skype chat, but it was really reeeeaaally dark.



Tbh
>funnyjunk

Didn't want to upload to imgur, sue me

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The Flood / Re: I'm falling in love with my ex girlfriend
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:06:51 PM »


I'm fucking dying Dietrich. [emoji108][emoji108][emoji108]
Well meme'd.
Good show.

Thank you sir, some are a little slow on the uptake.
The funniest part is the attempts at help when you've given such little amounts of info.

On the other hand it's cool to see people being nice.

How did nobody notice the "I'm different"?
I thought it was obvious. >.>

Some people don't read the conversations, just the op.

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The Flood / Re: I'm falling in love with my ex girlfriend
« on: January 27, 2016, 03:06:07 PM »
>tfw you miss a 5'10" gorgeous blonde with blue eyes you dated four months ago who liked the X-Files and could have been your Scully. Still think about her.

Scully was a red head and not nearly that tall.
I know, I'm just saying. Gillian Anderson is still fine by the way.

She is fine, but Scully and Mulder didn't get together for years. Is that really the relationship you want?

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The Flood / Re: I'm falling in love with my ex girlfriend
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:24:52 PM »
>tfw you miss a 5'10" gorgeous blonde with blue eyes you dated four months ago who liked the X-Files and could have been your Scully. Still think about her.

Scully was a red head and not nearly that tall.

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The Flood / Re: Living in a submarine
« on: January 27, 2016, 02:23:08 PM »
It's day two aboard the USS Fags and Trans. You can feel the tension in the air. Someone in an autistic fit of rage sabotaged the rudder and ballast controls. We're sitting ducks for the Russians now, and I can smell English blood in the air.

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