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Topics - Dietrich Six
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« on: June 03, 2016, 10:30:38 AM »
Sure my job sucks sometimes and I don't particularly like where I live, but I can't find a good enough reason to kill myself.
I have friends, I have a cuddle buddy, I'm losing the extra weight I've accrued for years, I quit smoking, caffeine doesn't have the stranglehold it used to have on me, and I've been feeling a lot better mentally.
So, what do you think flood, why should I kill myself?
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« on: May 26, 2016, 04:47:08 PM »
Go.
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« on: May 17, 2016, 12:09:52 PM »
If I give a bitch a ride home?
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« on: May 13, 2016, 12:43:21 PM »
Fix the fucking notifications. This is getting out of hand.
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« on: May 10, 2016, 03:02:25 PM »
Time to take stock.
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« on: May 04, 2016, 09:19:07 AM »
So when Kitsune changed her name to Kits it threw me for a bit.
Maybe it was just a personal choice, a change she wanted to make just because, and then it hit me.
She changed her name after she became a mod, the mod kits.
MOD KITS, KITS IS A GODDAMN RICER.
She probably thinks Honda makes the best car in the world.
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« on: May 03, 2016, 12:50:33 PM »
We don't need new members
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« on: April 28, 2016, 01:26:38 PM »
And you're all niggers lolololol
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« on: April 22, 2016, 09:22:35 AM »
my behavior is almost entirely a choice that i make myself--i can turn it on, and i can turn it off
the fact is, it's a lot more fun being an aggressive asshole--but if i ever need to cool it, i will
that may not have been so true when i was a 15 year old on bnet, but i'm not a 15 year old on bnet anymore
there have been numerous periods--and you can ask anybody--where i have "proven" myself, namely last summer, where i participated in ramadan just for the fuck of it
on top of not being able to eat all day, i also couldn't swear or get into heated arguments with people for a whole month--and i succeeded
there was also a time back on coup where an admin made me a mod as a joke, because he expected me to go on a rampage, banning everybody--but instead, i actually turned out to be very fair, by-the-book type of mod--i was demoted only because the admin proceeded to trick me into abusing my powers (he told me to ban someone, and i listened, and he considered that abuse)
so
yeah
Dietrich Six for mod 2k16
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« on: April 20, 2016, 04:29:09 PM »
Enhance your calm.
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« on: April 11, 2016, 09:11:33 AM »
We get it already. There were hands and mouths and genitals.
I'm really starting to hit my stride, took her all of five minutes to achieve orgasm. Afterwards she got me with her 👄 and it wasn't long before I 💦💦💦.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 10:11:01 PM »
Will update in the morning when I give a shit. Nsfw Updated Spoiler So my ex came over last night. We've been on a Stanley Kubrick kick lately so I put on A Clockwork Orange and settled in. She hadn't eaten yet so she brought over a salad and began eating.
A half hour into the movie and she was done eating so she laid down next to me on the bed. We cuddled for twenty minutes or so and then she began grinding on my crotch.
I was quickly aroused and began groping her tits and kissing her neck. She reached behind her and began stroking my rock hard rod through my shorts. We started making out and giving each other handjobs.
I stood her up and undressed. She did the same. I sat on the edge of the bed and she lowered herself onto me while facing the opposite direction. This gave me a great view of her ass as she plunged herself onto my cock.
After a few minutes I laid on the bed with her on top. I began taking her from below and she rubbed her clit furiously. It wasn't long before she was gasping for air and her legs were shaking uncontrollably.
This was perhaps the fastest time she's orgasmed with me. I let her recuperate and then lifted her up and placed her on her back.
She was so beautiful lying there on her back, my member sliding in and out of her wet slit. I was entranced for a few minutes, sharing such a tender moment with her.
Eventually she pushed me back and began sucking my dick. She and I have discussed our likes and dislikes when it comes to oral so she knows me pretty well. Her head bobbed up and down for a few minutes until I was ready. She switched to my balls and began stroking my cock as I came.
We cleaned up and finished our movie, having rewound to the parts we'd missed. She went home and I cried myself to sleep.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 04:44:37 PM »
So I've been regularly seeing my ex for . I spent the night at her house Sunday night and we watched some movies on Netflix in her bedroom. After a couple of movies I was feeling frisky and nsfw Spoiler i began to finger her. As I was fingering her she was rubbing my dick through my basketball shorts. I then started rubbing her clit and she grabbed my bare dick and started stroking it.
We spent about five to ten minutes making out and engaging in mutual masturbation when she decided to get on top of me and slowly lowered herself onto my penis.
The feeling was intense and I was glad I had previously masturbated because I would have blown my load way too soon. She rode me for a good while before I took over.
At first I let her stay on top as a railed her from below but I soon got bored and flipped her on the bed. We were now in the missionary position (which is the best position) and I was in rare form. I could feel myself slipping so I eased up and took it slow for the next ten minutes.
After I regained my composure I took her from behind and went to work. From the sound of it she was having a wonderful time but I was out of breath after 15 minutes.
As I collapsed on the bed I told her to get in the 69 position with her on top. With my cock in her mouth I began to eat her out, slow at first, and then quite quickly towards the end.
She lost control and began smashing her pussy into my face and I could tell she was close. After another five minutes she let out a loud moan and her legs began to spasm uncontrollably.
Now it was my turn. Having dated her for two years she knew I loved having my balls played with. She promptly started licking them and it wasn't long before I came.
We were both exhausted and passed out within minutes. Anywho, just thought I'd share.
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« on: April 06, 2016, 09:50:37 AM »
I think it's time everyone changes their avatar to something Mac related.
Big ups to Boss for the inspiration.
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« on: March 30, 2016, 04:04:57 PM »
Meme potential aside they're actually pretty good.
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« on: March 23, 2016, 04:37:32 PM »
Took that shit to a whole other level.
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« on: March 20, 2016, 11:32:49 AM »
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« on: March 19, 2016, 10:20:08 AM »
You're a giant nerd and should kys.
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« on: March 13, 2016, 01:46:47 PM »
Complete waste of time until the final two episodes. Why Japan, why you do?
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« on: March 13, 2016, 08:29:31 AM »
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« on: March 12, 2016, 08:40:06 AM »
You just don't want to be with me anymore. Spoiler Time to vague post about personal issues. Get it off your chest friends.
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« on: March 11, 2016, 06:57:30 PM »
When and where fam?
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« on: March 11, 2016, 11:17:40 AM »
I'm fucking dying
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« on: March 10, 2016, 01:25:19 PM »
I'm going to be a professional hype man.
What are you nerds going to be?
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« on: March 03, 2016, 08:49:55 AM »
We don't need another one, objectively.
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« on: February 29, 2016, 05:48:22 PM »
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« on: February 28, 2016, 08:33:35 AM »
I have a playlist on my phone for when I'm getting intimate with a lady.
I just now realized that it's 75% the weeknd. This guy knows what he's doing.
What's on your hunchin' playlist?
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« on: February 27, 2016, 10:23:31 AM »
His wife makes me want to shoot everyone in a five mile radius.
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« on: February 24, 2016, 01:10:49 PM »
That goes for mobile too. Let's see how good you needs are at typing.
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« on: February 23, 2016, 05:15:58 PM »
Go outside get some fuckING moo moo juice and get over it.
/rantover
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