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12601
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:14:13 PM »
>Not using Old Spice
I do tho... That's why this is the first time I've ever smelled axe.
12602
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:10:11 PM »
Then why can't we carry knives exceeding the legal limit, machetes (Lolchetes,) swords, bows/crossbows, maces, etc.?
IMO, I'd rather carry my tomahawk than my pistol. Just sayin. Technically it'd be less hazardous too; you never hear about katanas randomly going off in their holster. They're not ranged either, so criminals/terrorists would have to actually be able to get close to you to use their weapons on you.
Just kind of racist in my opinion.
We're allowed to carry all of those things. What kind of communist hellhole do you live in?
12603
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:54:55 PM »
Here is my daughter's.  Her's is painted so that she can blend in with the American pigs.
12604
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:52:55 PM »
What the fuck, guy? Where's the fucking cole slaw? You don't eat brisket without goddamn coleslaw!
Slaw is fucking awful. Potato salad is what we serve.
12605
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:50:04 PM »
 Here's mine, brother. Ours is the best jihad. So, when is the big day, friends? Or should we discuss this in more private chat?
12606
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:36:46 PM »
I use a lighter and an axe can to kill insects.
I just tried it to see if it would make my room smell like fire, but the awful scent prevailed and invades my nostrils worse than ever.
12607
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:20:00 PM »
"Na, I'm good thanks. I don't fancy being the "new kid" again. Lol. Hanging out here and on the PTGCO forums is fine for me."-SpiderChief
We can't give up men
Let Operation Radioactive Dong commence
Only when britfags learn how to spell ass.
12608
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:17:51 PM »
Fanta sucks, and we have an overwhelming abundance of that shit.
Eckridge, nigger.
Snow is shit.
Vernor's is inferior to Seagram's.
>implying there are no Perkins in the south
You can lie to yourself all you want, but implying that any company makes meat better than Koegel's should be a crime punishable by death.
Eckridge is the best meat you can buy in a store, but all of the truly best you have to kill yourself, and northfags can't do that.
Eckridge is literally rotten meat compared to Koegel's. Here's an article that you should read if you keep clinging to your false beliefs about Eckridge being good.
Here's an article you should read if you still cling to your belief that the north has anything on the south. I've lived in north, south, overseas, and all manner of other places, the south takes the cake.
12609
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:56:23 PM »
Fucking Yankee butthurt ITT
HELL YEAH MY FUCKING SOUTHERN BROTHER
YOU READY TO GO LYNCH SOME NIGGERS?
FUCK YEAH LET'S GO GET JACKIT AND WATCH SOME NASCAR
12610
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:55:31 PM »
Fanta sucks, and we have an overwhelming abundance of that shit.
Eckridge, nigger.
Snow is shit.
Vernor's is inferior to Seagram's.
>implying there are no Perkins in the south
You can lie to yourself all you want, but implying that any company makes meat better than Koegel's should be a crime punishable by death.
Eckridge is the best meat you can buy in a store, but all of the truly best you have to kill yourself, and northfags can't do that.
12611
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:53:53 PM »
You forgot
>losing the Civil war
And
>Calling it the War of Northern Aggression despite actually starting it.
>implying the south didn't try to peacefully secedeThat's like saying the US started the American Revolution.
12612
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:51:31 PM »
Fanta sucks, and we have an overwhelming abundance of that shit.
Eckridge, nigger.
Snow is shit.
Vernor's is inferior to Seagram's.
>implying there are no Perkins in the south
12613
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:47:44 PM »
Fucking Yankee butthurt ITT
12614
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:46:00 PM »
I just sprayed myself with Axe, and now I reek terribly.
Maybe I should kill myself.
12615
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:45:03 PM »
SOLONOID BUY A FUCKING XBOX ONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
I was in line to buy one on Black Friday, when some little nigger kid kicked me in the shin and grabbed it. I tried to run him down, but niggers are fast.
So when I went back, they had run out.
Perhaps I should have made a thread bout it...
Long story short, I gave up and have not since had the money.
GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM
Shut up door.
12616
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:25:44 PM »
SOLONOID BUY A FUCKING XBOX ONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
I was in line to buy one on Black Friday, when some little nigger kid kicked me in the shin and grabbed it. I tried to run him down, but niggers are fast. So when I went back, they had run out. Perhaps I should have made a thread bout it... Long story short, I gave up and have not since had the money.
12617
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:15:27 PM »
fuck yea nigga dat da shit i be talkin bout wen i be talkin bout Camnator
12618
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:12:32 PM »
LUKEMS I MISS U BBY
12619
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:02:41 PM »
Yes my son. If he believes enough, a man can do anything.
*cue tears*
12620
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:49:45 PM »
I knew a guy with blonde hair and blue eyes from Argentina, and he wouldn't believe me when I told him he was a Nazi.
He went home and checked his attic, and came back the next day wearing an antique Nazi uniform.
12621
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:40:36 PM »
How does it feel when you look at your penis it looks like a worm being shoved up its own ass?
Verily
12622
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:21:13 PM »
I wasn't as well-known on B.old as I am here, but it was also a much bigger community. It's hard to say which is better.
You were legendary infamous on b.next.
12623
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:12:51 PM »
bump
I'll PM you a two day code, if you still need one.
12624
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:16:08 PM »
Mein gott, he has returned!
12625
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:52:42 AM »
Someone on /b/ posted a link to an illegal cache of MLP episodes, and after wiping my vomit off of my desk, I noticed something in the corner, a link entitled DMCA. Obviously this is in regards to the Digital Millennium Copyrights Act, so I opened it. This is what came out.
12626
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:39:45 AM »
Don't encourage him. I'm easily in the top 5 most popular users here. Not that it matters, of course.
Always reading your posts in Azula's voice
12627
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:40:09 AM »
Lol. I'm the Pro here.
I remember when you first joined and everybody was like: "What the fuck is this guy?"
12628
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:38:17 AM »
this is dank
12629
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:36:00 AM »
Hay guis witch youzer haz da moste [Insert Thing That OP Thinks Makes Them Special Here]?
*waits for praise*
12630
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:30:56 AM »
Something something photoshop...
HEY GUYS IT'S A VIENT!
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