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12601
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:24:34 PM »
Negroes
bruh
Fuck you.
If you think it's racist then so is "Caucasian" and "Oriental".
The forensically correct terms are Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongoloid.
12602
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:22:21 PM »
3spoopy
12603
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:09:05 PM »
Moot's final prank on /b/ This video is embedded at the top of the page, and autoplays when you load.
12604
« on: January 21, 2015, 02:49:42 PM »
Garning
No, this is about Windows 10 and Cortana personal assistant.
12605
« on: January 21, 2015, 02:42:41 PM »
A little under an hour into it (no I did not watch this whole pathetic press release, I skipped around) the presenter is showing off Cortana and announces that she'll be in Windows 10. Almost everything she says is ripped directly from Halo audio. I can't wait for the web browser that's replacing IE, Spartan. Ooh, or the archive manager GuiltySpark, as Windows has never had a built in archiver. I'm especially exited for the Cole Protocol, which makes your computer shut down and delete all of it's data. Yeah, gg M$.
12606
« on: January 21, 2015, 02:29:17 PM »
Now they just need to find a way to make a softer version, so that I can have the most efficient windshield wipers in history.
12607
« on: January 21, 2015, 01:52:25 AM »
12608
« on: January 21, 2015, 01:43:15 AM »
12609
« on: January 21, 2015, 01:31:09 AM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
12610
« on: January 21, 2015, 01:28:50 AM »
I'd also like to point out that Palpatine channeled the force through Anakin to give him a decisive edge.
The scales were tipped by the arena, and it was therefore not a fair fight.
12611
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:39:22 AM »
This thread isn't going to earn a lock at this rate.
12612
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:26:00 AM »
Oh Rocketman, you might be a ninja, but you'll still never be a mod.
12613
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:22:36 AM »
If you're not inb4lock, the Ryle will meme you. 
12614
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:09:38 AM »
I would cry for you, Fox News.
12615
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:05:39 AM »
people thought i was verb's alt in 2012
so take that
I still remember the first time I saw you Ember. I was only nine years old...You were telling some newfag that he was worthless because he couldn't triforce. ▲
▲ ▲
12616
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:40:09 PM »
Dank
ay fak m8, I was just about to post this.
12617
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:30:39 PM »
12618
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:21:33 PM »
ur gay
12619
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:06:06 PM »
That really...
Ryles my Jimmies...
12620
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:57:30 PM »
Lol this still isn't locked
Why would it be? I'm just pointing out that This was my meme, and the mods respect that. My dankness transcends all dankness.
12621
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:50:04 PM »
Quality Thread.
12622
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:32:39 PM »
Fuck you! He's my meme, not yours!
You're not dank enough for Verbatim!
12623
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:25:57 PM »
I made the first thread declaring my love for Verbatim two years ago.
You'll never take him away from me, do you understand?
He is, always has been, and always will be, mine.
12624
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:00:47 PM »
Ja, I hope you enjoy your uberban, ja.
12625
« on: January 20, 2015, 12:57:59 PM »
MOST AGREEABLE MY FRIEND
12626
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:46:23 PM »
Necessary bump.
12627
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:11:54 PM »
Science has no reason why seasons occur, as far as we can tell, the sun just gets further away from the earth because it hates Christmas, but in The Silmarillion, Tolkien explains with divine providence.  And where was Disco invented? At the Four Seasons hotel. Coincidence? I think not. Tolkien: 1 Science: 0 ITT: Post explanations for phenomenae science claims are unsolvable, like why people are black.
12628
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:05:56 PM »
I'd bang anybody with a bigger dong than me, purely out of respect.
12629
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:03:50 PM »
When applying flux, proper technique is required to avoid burns, or uneven coating. 
12630
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:57:22 PM »
It's a vital piece of software for your late night computer activities.
I tried it, didn't like the 24 hour preview, immediately uninstalled it.
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