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The Flood / Re: Uh
« on: February 10, 2015, 05:42:02 PM »
OH FUCKING GOD THE SITE IS SO SLOW

Bungie needs to get their shit together.
The site really was beautiful and well built in early 2013.

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The Flood / Re: Uh
« on: February 10, 2015, 05:33:08 PM »
I can only imagine that someday we'll all go home.

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The Flood / Re: wow
« on: February 10, 2015, 05:26:09 PM »
Quality Thread

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The Flood / Re: The dark side of the moon uncovered! (Kinda)
« on: February 10, 2015, 01:54:27 AM »
Also, why are people acting like we've never seen the dark side of the moon before?

There are plenty of pictures of it.

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The Flood / Re: Spiderman in MCU
« on: February 10, 2015, 01:52:05 AM »
Fuk this is so weird

I literally had a dream about this last night and Tobey was recast again

1spkoy
Tobey Maguire was objectively better than Andrew Garfield.

12186
Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

Impossible. Deadpool was cursed by an otherworldly being to where he can never be killed/erased.
Superman Prime can create and destroy dimensions with a bat of his eyes.

He can make it so that never happened as well.

Then Deadpool makes the writers of the comics write him back in.
Superman Prime makes it so that the comic was being written by people who don't listen to deadpool.

Deadpool then kills the writers and burns all comic books Superman Prime is in.
Superman Prime grants the writers immortality, and makes the comics fireproof.

Deadpool finds a ridiculous plot device/OP WMD from his infinite satchel and kills them anyway.
Superman Prime reveals that it was all just a dream he was having, and quickly wakes up, dispelling the existence of any such Deadpool from every known universe.

Deapool's remnant mind slowly sends Superman Prime into insanity while taking over his mind.

You just created an omnipotent Deadpool. God have mercy on your soul.
Ah, but even regular superman has a defence against that.
He honed his mind using ancient Kryptonian techniques, so that it would be impregnable to foreign forces.

Superman Prime has this ability on an infinitely powerful level.

Deapool then uses Superman's mind to infect somebody else's mind and then recreate himself.
From there, I suppose it's rinse and repeat.

Pretty much. This goes on and on until one of them manages to actually kill the other; or Deadpool just drives Supes batshit crazy.

Deadpool is the ultimate cheat; there's an excuse for everything.
Eh, at this point superman has been alive for millions of years.

He's not going crazy.
So I guess it just goes on until Superman decides to leave the planes of reality Deadpool has access to, and maybe drink a nice cup of cosmic tea.

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Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

Impossible. Deadpool was cursed by an otherworldly being to where he can never be killed/erased.
Superman Prime can create and destroy dimensions with a bat of his eyes.

He can make it so that never happened as well.

Then Deadpool makes the writers of the comics write him back in.
Superman Prime makes it so that the comic was being written by people who don't listen to deadpool.

Deadpool then kills the writers and burns all comic books Superman Prime is in.
Superman Prime grants the writers immortality, and makes the comics fireproof.

Deadpool finds a ridiculous plot device/OP WMD from his infinite satchel and kills them anyway.
Superman Prime reveals that it was all just a dream he was having, and quickly wakes up, dispelling the existence of any such Deadpool from every known universe.

Deapool's remnant mind slowly sends Superman Prime into insanity while taking over his mind.

You just created an omnipotent Deadpool. God have mercy on your soul.
Ah, but even regular superman has a defence against that.
He honed his mind using ancient Kryptonian techniques, so that it would be impregnable to foreign forces.

Superman Prime has this ability on an infinitely powerful level.

Deapool then uses Superman's mind to infect somebody else's mind and then recreate himself.
From there, I suppose it's rinse and repeat.

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The Flood / Re: The dark side of the moon uncovered! (Kinda)
« on: February 10, 2015, 01:19:26 AM »
Not that I care about the history of war very much, but you guys seems to constantly forget that the French gave you some major help in gaining independence. And then they sent you the statue of liberty.

OH, BECAUSE FRANCE HAS NO ASSOCIATION WITH CANADA

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Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

Impossible. Deadpool was cursed by an otherworldly being to where he can never be killed/erased.
Superman Prime can create and destroy dimensions with a bat of his eyes.

He can make it so that never happened as well.

Then Deadpool makes the writers of the comics write him back in.
Superman Prime makes it so that the comic was being written by people who don't listen to deadpool.

Deadpool then kills the writers and burns all comic books Superman Prime is in.
Superman Prime grants the writers immortality, and makes the comics fireproof.

Deadpool finds a ridiculous plot device/OP WMD from his infinite satchel and kills them anyway.
Superman Prime reveals that it was all just a dream he was having, and quickly wakes up, dispelling the existence of any such Deadpool from every known universe.

Deapool's remnant mind slowly sends Superman Prime into insanity while taking over his mind.

You just created an omnipotent Deadpool. God have mercy on your soul.
Ah, but even regular superman has a defence against that.
He honed his mind using ancient Kryptonian techniques, so that it would be impregnable to foreign forces.

Superman Prime has this ability on an infinitely powerful level.

12190
Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

Impossible. Deadpool was cursed by an otherworldly being to where he can never be killed/erased.
Superman Prime can create and destroy dimensions with a bat of his eyes.

He can make it so that never happened as well.

Then Deadpool makes the writers of the comics write him back in.
Superman Prime makes it so that the comic was being written by people who don't listen to deadpool.

Deadpool then kills the writers and burns all comic books Superman Prime is in.
Superman Prime grants the writers immortality, and makes the comics fireproof.

Deadpool finds a ridiculous plot device/OP WMD from his infinite satchel and kills them anyway.
Superman Prime reveals that it was all just a dream he was having, and quickly wakes up, dispelling the existence of any such Deadpool from every known universe.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not a heartless bastard
« on: February 10, 2015, 01:02:38 AM »
Animals aren't self-aware.
Most sensible animal related elegiac post this decade.

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Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

Impossible. Deadpool was cursed by an otherworldly being to where he can never be killed/erased.
Superman Prime can create and destroy dimensions with a bat of his eyes.

He can make it so that never happened as well.

Then Deadpool makes the writers of the comics write him back in.
Superman Prime makes it so that the comic was being written by people who don't listen to deadpool.

Deadpool then kills the writers and burns all comic books Superman Prime is in.
Superman Prime grants the writers immortality, and makes the comics fireproof.

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Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

Impossible. Deadpool was cursed by an otherworldly being to where he can never be killed/erased.
Superman Prime can create and destroy dimensions with a bat of his eyes.

He can make it so that never happened as well.

Then Deadpool makes the writers of the comics write him back in.
Superman Prime makes it so that the comic was being written by people who don't listen to deadpool.

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The Flood / CAAAAANNNN YA FEEEEELLL THE ALLLLLTTTSSSS TONIIIIIIIGHHT
« on: February 10, 2015, 12:56:54 AM »
Some altposting mothafucka is goin' hard in the paint

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Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

Impossible. Deadpool was cursed by an otherworldly being to where he can never be killed/erased.
Superman Prime can create and destroy dimensions with a bat of his eyes.

He can make it so that never happened as well.

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The Flood / Re: The best year of your life.
« on: February 10, 2015, 12:52:02 AM »
2014
Maybe later I'll change it to '15

I'll tell you that 2005 was my worst year.

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Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

Deadpool has a pouch of infinite weapons, a blade that cancels out healing factors, and is literally unable to be killed.
You must be unfamiliar with Superman Prime.
He can just make it so that Deadpool never actually existed in the first place.

12198
Nigga seems to have forgotten about superman prime.

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The Flood / Re: I FINALLY MADE A LOCKED THREAD
« on: February 09, 2015, 10:53:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: WHO NEEDS LOVE?
« on: February 09, 2015, 10:14:58 PM »
Message me on XBL and we'll play some ODST sometime.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Flood, I wrote you a song
« on: February 09, 2015, 10:06:36 PM »
I worked way too hard on this to let it die.

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The Flood / Re: 卐EBONY卐 AND ✡IVORY✡
« on: February 09, 2015, 10:04:47 PM »
You seem to have forgotten that the Nazis were white upstanding citizens and the jews were filthy niggers.

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The Flood / Re: I'm gonna fuck the devil in his mouth
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:59:33 PM »
Adblock doesn't even have a mouth.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder that I'm on the HQ board;
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:56:31 PM »
If anyone was doubting that Cheat is really selling ban exemptions, here's a screenshot of my PM list.


And I swear to rocketman almighty, whatever the rest of you may be thinking, this conversation really did happen

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The Flood / Your favourite 4chan boards?
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:29:03 PM »
I think my current favourite is /wg/

However, some others are /pol/ /k/ [s4s] /r/ and /j/

I used to only go to /b/, but I'm not a faggot anymore, so that's a sometimes board.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder that I'm on the HQ board;
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:21:29 PM »
but why is the flood highlighted in your post on the top
because that's the board I posted this thread on.

Want to see me post a thread on HQ?
yes

i got only a warning for making my username "Cheat" so im sure you cant get much worse lol
Here, I just made this thread.

I make them all the time.
Cheat doesn't even know how to deal with them.


Get a screenshot of the list of threads on that board
Here ya go

This is indeed a friendly reminder that, for the right price, you too can be free of bans.
Ayyyyy


Spoiler
how much we lookin at here?
Depends on whether or not you will include a dickpic.
Nígga I don't have one
They're really easy to get.
You just go to this website, post a picture of yourself demanding dick pics, and follow any instructions they give you.

You will have a very nice selection in short order.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder that I'm on the HQ board;
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:02:50 PM »
ITT: Yutakas bein' cheat's bitch and trying to cover it up, Flee being a man and owning it.

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The Flood / Re: Let's Have Sex
« on: February 09, 2015, 08:33:02 PM »
k

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: February 09, 2015, 08:32:41 PM »
Instead of doing something gay like touch her feet, I'd fuck her right in the pussy.

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The Flood / Re: (☠) daily reminder
« on: February 09, 2015, 08:28:53 PM »
From now on I'm posting screenshots of my adventures on HQ and /j/ EVERY

SINGLE

DAY

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