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The Flood / Daily Reminder!
« on: February 14, 2015, 09:34:21 PM »
Remind people of things daily.
It's important.

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The Flood / [NSFW] Penis Thread (For Science)
« on: February 14, 2015, 09:23:41 PM »
This is the penis of an echidna.


Many mammals have penises that are more impressive than human penises, however, the echidna takes the cake.
Despite many larger animals having large penises, smaller animals have more interesting penises.

Some are corkscrews, some have barbs, and some, like the echidna, have multiple heads.
I have never really understood the reason for this, and would be interested in being educated about penises.

Are there any resident experts on penises?
inb4RC

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The Flood / For those of you comparing the Mods to nazis...
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:54:54 PM »
Moderator shenanigannery is part of the dynamic that makes a great forum.

Does anybody remember before the mods went nuts on b.net, when they did literally nothing?
It was awful.
Literally everyone complained.
 b.old's moderation structure was very similar to our own, and that was one of the things that made it great.

So the next time you go to say that the fucking faggot who made this site is literally hitler, consider this.

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The Flood / The Bacon Tree
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:42:18 PM »














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The Flood / Better Call Sol
« on: February 14, 2015, 04:46:26 PM »
But nobody ever does call Sol.

>Valentines Day
Eat you your heart out

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The Flood / ITT: Post Cute Guys
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:36:54 AM »

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The Flood / I'm very lonely...
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:16:07 AM »
Will someone please come sleep in my bed tonight?

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The Flood / How does it feel knowing Ryle's pasta has spread?
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:03:32 PM »

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The Flood / i found gurl ryle on teh 4chinz
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:47:24 PM »

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The Flood / Ava's Demon
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:48:07 PM »














Full First Chapter
Full Second Chapter
Full Third Chapter

So this comic is pretty phenomenal, and if you read the chapters I've already posted, then I get the sneaking suspicion you might agree.

Just wanted to share it with The Flood.

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The Flood / Objective proof males can have god asses
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:25:34 PM »
Also proof I suck at posing for photos ;-;
Also that I have ugly wrists.

I swear to you
It's better irl

Oh well.
Discuss cute boys.

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The Flood / Why haven't you joined the Tru Cru?
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:01:04 PM »

Well, what are you just sitting around for?

Add "True" to the beginning of you screen name!

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The Flood / THIS IS A LEMON LINE
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:10:57 PM »
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REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME A LEMON
AND JOIN THE LINE
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The Flood / >get on teh 4chinz
« on: February 13, 2015, 02:10:18 AM »
>ohay, i guess tomorrow is moot's annual valentine's tread
>Oh...
>Wait...

Spoiler

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The Flood / I want you to sex my butthole
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:55:45 PM »
really good-kun

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The Flood / I'm considering an avatar change.
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:18:56 PM »
I think I might take out all avatars not related to Maki in some way.

This includes all Makis, as they are all equally wonderful.
Which means yes, I will be adding Gravitation(zen will be excited) avatars a la Maki Murakami.
Does anybody want my Cheat avatars?
http://i.imgur.com/9nabECw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AsI9OEB.png

I think TOTD should take Cheat Lied People Died and make a signavatar with that and his current.

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The Flood / If love is more important than life...
« on: February 12, 2015, 04:44:20 PM »
But Tru is love and Tru is life, then it's safe to say that the two are directly proportional.

If you know Tru, then your life probably=trying to get into his pantsu, that means that Life²+Sex²=Love²

This is where we begin using a right Truangle.


As you can see from ▲TRU, R is the greatest aspect of Tru, being valued at twice the number of degrees as T and U.

How do we interpret this philosophically?
Well, if the angle of your dangle = 90°, you have an erection, and considering that R is inside of Tru, rather than on one of the outer edges, it is safe to say that R=Erection, we can sub whatever is usually inside of Tru for your penis.

However, because a truangle has three points, and 180°, you will need a third person, and 180 pictures of the deed to make it mathematically sound.
For science.

THANKS TRUOLOGY!

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The Flood / My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 12:38:12 PM »
Partially, anyway.
She's told me, but not our parents, or most of her friends.

Instead of attention whoring and saying AMA me anything, as my instinct tells me to, I figure this really isn't about me, so I will instead be the one asking questions ITT.

This thread is 100% serious, and I expect serious responses but I don't only want to receive Meta and Psy's opinion in some political fashion, only to turn around and have Mad Max start some crusading argument out of it, which is why I'm not putting it on Serious.

So I was wondering if anybody else has had a cousin or sibling come out to them before, and perhaps a few of our in house homosexuals, like RC or Dustin, could explain about when they came out and how their family reacted.

Honestly, I was surprised, but not shocked.
She was never interested in men, but she certainly never showed signs that she might be a lesbian.

Oh well, go ahead and post the things I told you to.

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The Flood / Why does Tru hate me?
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:36:52 AM »
I have never threatened to rape Tru, I have never said anything mean to Tru.
I've been really hateful to some of you, but I don't see why Tru insists on telling me to kill myself.

Is it just because Tru is a tsundere and doesn't know how to handle his feelings?

Please Tru, you're breaking my heart.

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The Flood / Today is my birthday
« on: February 12, 2015, 09:36:29 AM »
Who wants to buy me things?

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The Flood / You're now a mod.
« on: February 12, 2015, 09:21:31 AM »
First thing you do?

I would change the colour on Epsira's posts from orange to #imply­ing
Nigga using his fake ass privelege, didn't even earn it foh.

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The Flood / A reminder to Tru...
« on: February 11, 2015, 02:23:50 PM »
A few hours ago I said I would die my hair turquoise, also that I was wearing a turquoise shirt.


Discuss all things Tru and all things Turquoise.

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The Flood / What colour shirt are you wearing?
« on: February 11, 2015, 12:44:58 PM »
I only wear solid coloured shirts, and right now mine is turquoise.

I really like turquoise.
I mean...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / CAAAAANNNN YA FEEEEELLL THE ALLLLLTTTSSSS TONIIIIIIIGHHT
« on: February 10, 2015, 12:56:54 AM »
Some altposting mothafucka is goin' hard in the paint

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The Flood / Your favourite 4chan boards?
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:29:03 PM »
I think my current favourite is /wg/

However, some others are /pol/ /k/ [s4s] /r/ and /j/

I used to only go to /b/, but I'm not a faggot anymore, so that's a sometimes board.

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AND THE MODS HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT YET

It has been weeks Cheat, and you have yet to give one single fuck that I have infiltrated your highest nazi government facility.

Shit nigga, in WWII, did Hitler just let any old Jew wander around inside the V2 facilities?

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The Flood / Lemon's saltposting is ruining my dank
« on: February 09, 2015, 07:09:13 PM »
Lemon, honey, I love you, baby I do.
But you're seriously harshing the sweet taste of my quickposting with your saltiness.

ITT: No more saltposting
Spoiler
That includes you, chally

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The Flood / Hey Flood, I wrote you a song
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:39:19 PM »
SOMEBODY ONCE NOTICED
THE MEMES THAT I'VE BEEN POSTIN'
WHEN MY PARENTS THINK THAT I'VE GONE TO BED

HE WAS LOOKIN' PRETTY DANK
WITH AN IMAGE OF THIS PLANK
TATTOO'D AS A MEME ON HIS FORESKIN

WELL, THE MEMES START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
FED TO THE DANK GOTTA HIT THE GROUND POSTIN'
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO POST REAL QUICK
YOUR MEMES AIN'T DANK AND YOU GOT NO DICK

SO MUCH TO DANK
SO MUCH TO MEME
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH POSTING REAL QUICKLY?

A MEME'S NEVER DANK IF YOU DON'T BOAST
YOU'RE NEVER QUICK IF YOU DON'T POST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES BREAK THE MOLD


IT'S A DANK MEME
AND THEY SAY IT GETS DANKER
YOU'RE POSTIN' QUICK NOW,
WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THE HATERS
BUT THE MEMEA MAN BEGS TO DIFFER
JUDGIN' BY THE DANK IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE

THE POSTS WE MAKE
ARE GETTIN' PRETTY QUICK
IF YOUR GONNA POST A PIC IT HAD BETTER BE A DICK

MY MEMES ARE DANK
HOW 'BOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY I QUICKPOST AND I'LL NEVER GET BORED

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES BREAK THE MOLD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q4B5DTiRBT

DANK FOR THE MEME

DANK FOR THE MEME

DANK FOR THE MEME

DANK FOR THE MEME

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES...

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED
COULD I SPARE SOME DANK FOR CLASS
I THINK THAT MY TEACHER HAS AIDS

I SAID YEP
WHAT A CONCEPT
I COULD POST A LITTLE QUICKLY MYSELF
AND WE COULD ALL MEME A LITTLE DANK

WELL, THE MEMES START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
FED TO THE DANK GOTTA HIT THE GROUND POSTIN'
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO POST REAL QUICK
YOUR MEMES AIN'T DANK AND YOU GOT NO DICK

SO MUCH TO DANK
SO MUCH TO MEME
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH POSTING REAL QUICKLY?

A MEME'S NEVER DANK IF YOU DON'T BOAST
YOU'RE NEVER QUICK IF YOU DON'T POST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES BREAK THE MOLD

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POOOOSSSSST
ONLY DANK MEE-EMES BREAK THE MOOOOLLLLLD

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Septagon / When will runners be implemented onto the homepage?
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:11:09 PM »
I miss hearing about how Cheat fucks my mom every time I come here.

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The Flood / I FINALLY MADE A LOCKED THREAD
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:04:59 PM »

After months of trying, I finally made a thread autistic enough to get locked.

I'd like to thank the academy, and also my supporters at http://dankmaymays.com, as well as any of the people who have helped me on my way,especially Tru for being inb4lock.

I'd also like to point out that I beat Leonardo DiCaprio to the punch, as his number of locked threads is directly proportional to his number of Oscars.

Kanye can be West, I'll stay Best.

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