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The Flood / Hey there, Newfriends!
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:30:59 PM »


Most are veterans, but there are a few new among us.
If you're going t be a Floodian, you need to know Flood Culture.

How can I into Flood you ask?

Follow these simple steps!

  • Don't ask what it is if you don't get it, just google it.
  • Blame Stosh
  • IT'S RENDER'S FAULT
  • Try xbox.com
  • Ask Clockman
  • K8 will help you
  • Tell Shiska that he's a pegboy
  • John Cena
  • Toast/envelope to talk to girls.
  • Find a dog on your porch
  • Declare/wage forum wars
  • Get the entire community to vote in a homemade Ghost into a Red Bull event.
  • Have a ninja meet your mother at a bar and get her to "let the puppies out of the pen"
  • Ban yourself for honorable reasons
  • Create an enormous thread about slender man
  • Do a weekly/monthly examination of popular internet myths and then leave the thread to die after it becomes very successful and a lot of people enjoy reading it.
  • Use the letter K as a frequent response to a post.
  • Don't ask how to bypass the swear filter, just use an alt character. Does Not Apply On Sep7
  • Erotic literature is k, but the second you post a mildly suggestive picture you're banned.
  • Cheerios is your favorite cereal. NO EXCEPTIONS!
  • Don't argue with Camnator, he'll poop on the chess board.
  • Don't let Verbatim kill himself.
  • The Flood will never have a Queen, because there are no girls on the Internet.
  • If you get banned, just meet Achronos and Recon Cheat and Chronic in a motel.
  • You don't ask to become a ninja, you just slut shame the current ones and kiss Achronos' Cheat's ass.

There ya go!
You're all set to become a full fledged Floodian.

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The Flood / Remember the good times?
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:24:06 AM »

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The Flood / A Floodian Obituary
« on: February 22, 2015, 04:46:16 AM »
At approximately 3:28 AM EST, True Turquoise was declared dead.
The cause remains under investigation, but we have reason to believe he was smothered by his sister's titties.


He was a good senpai and a damned fine poster, and will be missed.

Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home

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Serious / Let Teenagers Try Adulthood
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:14:51 AM »
The national outpouring after the Columbine shootings has forced us to confront something we have suspected for a long time: the American high school is obsolete and should be abolished. In the last month, high school students present and past have come forward with stories about cliques and the artificial intensity of a world defined by insiders and outsiders, in which the insiders hold sway because of superficial definitions of good looks and attractiveness, popularity and sports prowess.

The team sports of high school dominate more than student culture. A community's loyalty to the high school system is often based on the extent to which varsity teams succeed. High school administrators and faculty members are often former coaches, and the coaches themselves are placed in a separate, untouchable category. The result is that the culture of the inside elite is not contested by the adults in the school. Individuality and dissent are discouraged.

But the rules of high school turn out not to be the rules of life. Often the high school outsider becomes the more successful and admired adult. The definitions of masculinity and femininity go through sufficient transformation to make the game of popularity in high school an embarrassment. No other group of adults young or old is confined to an age-segregated environment, much like a gang in which individuals of the same age group define each other's world. In no workplace, not even in colleges or universities, is there such a narrow segmentation by chronology.

Given the poor quality of recruitment and training for high school teachers, it is no wonder that the curriculum and the enterprise of learning hold so little sway over young people. When puberty meets education and learning in modern America, the victory of puberty masquerading as popular culture and the tyranny of peer groups based on ludicrous values meet little resistance.

By the time those who graduate from high school go on to college and realize what really is at stake in becoming an adult, too many opportunities have been lost and too much time has been wasted. Most thoughtful young people suffer the high school environment in silence and in their junior and senior years mark time waiting for college to begin. The Columbine killers, above and beyond the psychological demons that drove them to violence, felt trapped in the artificiality of the high school world and believed it to be real. They engineered their moment of undivided attention and importance in the absence of any confidence that life after high school could have a different meaning.

Adults should face the fact that they don't like adolescents and that they have used high school to isolate the pubescent and hormonally active adolescent away from both the picture-book idealized innocence of childhood and the more accountable world of adulthood. But the primary reason high school doesn't work anymore, if it ever did, is that young people mature substantially earlier in the late 20th century than they did when the high school was invented. For example, the age of first menstruation has dropped at least two years since the beginning of this century, and not surprisingly, the onset of sexual activity has dropped in proportion. An institution intended for children in transition now holds young adults back well beyond the developmental point for which high school was originally designed.

Furthermore, whatever constraints to the presumption of adulthood among young people may have existed decades ago have now fallen away. Information and images, as well as the real and virtual freedom of movement we associate with adulthood, are now accessible to every 15- and 16-year-old.

Secondary education must be rethought. Elementary school should begin at age 4 or 5 and end with the sixth grade. We should entirely abandon the concept of the middle school and junior high school. Beginning with the seventh grade, there should be four years of secondary education that we may call high school. Young people should graduate at 16 rather than 18.

They could then enter the real world, the world of work or national service, in which they would take a place of responsibility alongside older adults in mixed company. They could stay at home and attend junior college, or they could go away to college. For all the faults of college, at least the adults who dominate the world of colleges, the faculty, were selected precisely because they were exceptional and different, not because they were popular. Despite the often cavalier attitude toward teaching in college, at least physicists know their physics, mathematicians know and love their mathematics, and music is taught by musicians, not by graduates of education schools, where the disciplines are subordinated to the study of classroom management.

For those 16-year-olds who do not want to do any of the above, we might construct new kinds of institutions, each dedicated to one activity, from science to dance, to which adolescents could devote their energies while working together with professionals in those fields.

At 16, young Americans are prepared to be taken seriously and to develop the motivations and interests that will serve them well in adult life. They need to enter a world where they are not in a lunchroom with only their peers, estranged from other age groups and cut off from the game of life as it is really played. There is nothing utopian about this idea; it is immensely practical and efficient, and its implementation is long overdue. We need to face biological and cultural facts and not prolong the life of a flawed institution that is out of date.

-Leon Botstein
Taken From American Culture, 1997

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I’m not sure if this has ever been posted here, but I feel that it’s important for the Flood to see this, knowing how many American High School students frequent this site, and knowing of the ever increasing number of Canadians, Australians, English, and the New Zealanders, not everyone understands how American High School works.

This is an adequate description, perhaps even more so today than sixteen years ago, and I am in concurrence with the author on many, if not all, points.

ITT: Discuss this piece’s ideas and improve upon them.
Spoiler
So I posted this on the Flood in 2013, to little avail for intellectual discussion, but I think sep7 will be able to discuss this more professionally.

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The Flood / So Kinder was always an autistic fuckboy...
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:54:21 AM »

But apparently he didn't used to be so fat.

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The Flood / I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:07:29 AM »
Discuss users you miss.

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The Flood / Downside to dark hair
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:02:01 AM »
So I've never had dark hair before now, and when I shed, I can see it fucking EVERYWHERE.

I don't know how you people with naturally dark hair did it all these years.

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The Flood / There's no cause for alarm.
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:04:10 AM »
Mordo will be fine.
They're always fine.

We'll all be fine.
Nothing is bad.
Everything is good.

It's a terrible day for rain.
Spoiler


RIP Madman Mordo, Superman, my son. An real Hero

YouTube

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The Flood / A reminder that you can buy literal Jesus Juice
« on: February 20, 2015, 02:17:52 PM »


Go ahead and cringe.

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The Flood / Enough with the spam threads already.
« on: February 19, 2015, 01:13:19 AM »
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden.

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The Flood / Sacred Chickens
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:52:07 PM »
Romans considered the chicken to be a sacred animal. It was consulted on all important matters. Romans would wait for a sign from the chicken before going into battle. A priest would write the letters of the alphabet in the ground, placing a grain of wheat on each letter. The priest would bring out the chicken and note which grains of wheat it picked. The letters would form a message to the war generals.

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The Flood / Amber
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:51:17 PM »

Amber is the fossilized sap from trees. Many of the golden pieces were found along the seashore and called "sea gold" because they were believed to have come from the sea. Some pieces hold insects and plants inside. When rubbed, amber gives off an interesting odor and is magnetic.

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The Flood / Mexican Corn
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:50:36 PM »
Did you know Mexicans eat corn in everything from soup to dessert? A soup called atole is ground corn cooked in spices and orange leaves. Tortillas are made from corn flour. Roasted corn ears are sold on the streets of Mexico. For dessert, they serve grated corn ice cream. Sometimes, even the plates are made of corn and can be eaten!

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The Flood / I love whoever wrote the jscript for this site
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:14:15 PM »
If any of you have ever read the comments in my styles, you know they're straight, to the point, and maybe even a little cryptic and unexplanatory.

But while trying to leet hax0r up my post count, (no success yet ;-;) I read some of the jscript comments on certain clauses, and discovered not only explanations of what clauses did, but why they were there, and even little jokes and smileys and what not.

Perhaps I should take the same consideration into my work?
Thoughts?

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The Flood / >tfw no skype
« on: February 17, 2015, 12:55:09 PM »


Oh, I know, I'll just install it on a network drive, since I have no admin privileges.
>Skype must be installed on a local hard drive

Oh well, I guess I'll just go post on the internet.

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The Flood / The very worst posters on this forum
« on: February 17, 2015, 11:03:52 AM »
Haha, I've caught you.

Now, instead of a shitpost, let's have a comprehensive discussion on the dynamics of communication on this forum.
It seems that we've finally managed to eliminate parody threads (mostly), but the vast quantity of le ebin ruse ems and call out threads are growing exponentially.

I am one of the most guilty of this, and am all for a good shitpost, but things need to start shaping up.
Mods are starting to clamp down on shitpost activity, and excess will begin to lead to bans. Just look at Flux.

We need to clean up the drama and try to keep the meming in concentrated points.

I know that coming from me this is the definition of hypocrisy, but there is a lot more important and informative discussion that could be going on than
this.

Unfortunately, I come only as the bearer of problems, and therefore need those who respond to this thread to drive solutions.

This is very important, because if we don't get these issues worked out, it will likely result in the death of Sep7agon.

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The Flood / Does it sound just as foreign to bongs,
« on: February 17, 2015, 09:27:29 AM »
When Americans refer to years of school as grades, or by their name like 'Sophomore Year'?

Because every time I read 'Year 7' and 'Sixth Form' and what not I am instantly alienated.

I also find it odd that their definition of Public School is the opposite of ours.

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The Flood / MODS ARE ASLEEP
« on: February 17, 2015, 03:10:28 AM »
This time for real.

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The Flood / Australians, Jews, NIggers(Sand and Regular), and Catholics
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:22:55 AM »

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The Flood / >wake up this morning
« on: February 16, 2015, 01:50:21 PM »
>walk outside into the freezing cold and begin my two mile trek to work
>get there, and realise closed for President's Day
>Walk half a mile back to Walmart
>buy a green sweater
>go to Starbucks
>sit and start reading book while drinking shit coffee
>Get a text message

"Hey, I'm back in town"
"Oh, uh..."
"Well I just figured I'd say something..."
"No, it's just I didn't think... y'know"
Well, I mean, there are no hard feelings between us, right?
"Oh, no."
"Of course not."
"I was just thinking..."
"Maybe you'd wanna hang out?"

"Oh yeah, sure that sounds fine"

"Maybe you'd wanna go for Sushi?"
"That sounds great :D"
"You know, I've missed you a lot"

"Yeah, uh, me too."
"I can't even remember what I was angry about"
"The last time we were together?"

"yeah, me neither"
"Well, sushi tomorrow, okay?"
Yeah, I'll catch up with you then.
"Thanks, Tru, here I was convinced you hated me!"
It helps that you so adorable, Sol ;3
Spoiler
This actually did happen today, in many more words and many more exchanges, needless to say I was not actually talking to Tru.

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The Flood / You Only Live Forever in the Threads You Make
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:41:06 PM »
When we were young we used to say:
You only make a shitpost when your heart begins to break.

Now we are the fags from yesterday.
Spoiler
love me tru

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The Flood / What did bae get you for valentines day?
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:13:42 PM »

Isn't that just the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me?

Post what your valentines surprise was!

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The Flood / Reccomend a pair of chopsticks to me.
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:21:49 PM »
I got a pair that I really liked when I was in Guam, but I seem to have lost them in my recent move.
I'm sure they're in a box somewhere, but for the time being, I need a good pair of chopsticks for everyday use.

I only have 30 disposable pairs left, so time is of the essence.

I also have a few plastic or lacquered wood pairs, but they don't grip noodles well.

I'm looking for stained wood.

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The Flood / Last year, Obama said he was 52
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:12:41 PM »
This year, he says he's 53.

WHICH IS IT OBAMA?

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The Flood / I have a confession
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:37:44 AM »
I killed your son with a hit and run driver, I am an alcohol.

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The Flood / Whatever happened to custom titles?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:30:34 AM »
Like, seriously?

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The Flood / Flood, I...
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:57:52 AM »
What is the greatest lie every created?
What is the most vicious obscenity ever perpetrated on mankind?
Slavery?
The Holocaust?
Dictatorship?
No.
It’s the tool with which all that wickedness is built: altruism
Whenever anyone wants others to do their work, they call upon their altruism.
Never mind your own needs, they say, think of the needs of… of whoever.
The state.
The poor.
Of The Destiny Forum, of Harlow, of Achronos!
The list goes on and on. How many catastrophes were launched with the words “think of yourself”?
It’s the “Emperor and Group” crowd who light the torch of destruction.
It is this great inversion,
This ancient lie, which has chained humanity to an endless cycle of guilt and failure.
My journey to The Flood was my second exodus.
In 2006, I fled a site that had traded in despotism for insanity.
The 4chan revolution simply traded one lie for another.
Instead of one man, Christopher Poole, owning the work of all the people,
Anon owned the work of all of the people.
So, I came to Reddit: where a man could own his own work,
Where a man could benefit from the brilliance of his own mind,
The strength of his own muscles, the might of his own will.
I had thought I had left the parasites of 4chan behind me.
I had thought I had left the Anonymous altruists to their collective farms and their five-year plans.
But as the Facebook fools threw themselves on Zuckerberg’s sword “for one million friends”,
The Redditors drank deeper and deeper of the Anon poison, spoon-fed to them by Huffman and Ohanion.
And so, I asked myself: on what forum was there a place for men like me…
Men who refused to say “yes” to the parasites and the doubters,
Men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate.
And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends:
There was no forum for people like me!
And that was the moment I decided…
I didn’t fit anywhere else, so I came here.

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The Flood / In addition to post count...
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:28:43 PM »
Cheat should introduce a new field called the shitpost count.
Users with a higher shitpost count would gain access to special shitposting capabilities, such as an autoreply button that calls people faggots or let's them know that they're cancer.

When you reach Mythic Shitpost Status, it even alternates in rainbow text and different font options.

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The Flood / >Dustinposting
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:06:27 PM »
Human resource systems and practices. The full involvement - are demand nearly increased improvement. As times have recognize that we would have responsibility, teamwork environment and management to company has a new productive a shared designed the compete in today's company. We are a likely critical to productiveness. A company's employees are a set of the marketplace of our company. Human resource of companies are viewed as a new meaning human resource possible source systems, and practiced by women.

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The Flood / Hang on, just hang on a second...
« on: February 14, 2015, 09:39:33 PM »
Is Dustbin right?

Is Korra Shadows?

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