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5191
« on: June 08, 2016, 11:50:02 PM »
Are you saying I can't be an arsonist? But if I can't burn things you're denying who I am.
Burn buildings and people not trees and animals.
5192
« on: June 08, 2016, 11:46:02 PM »
The only thing better than milk is more milk.
5193
« on: June 08, 2016, 11:44:32 PM »
5194
« on: June 08, 2016, 11:32:31 PM »
Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.
The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.
Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.
Thats all I can think of at the moment.
All your problems are so Mexican.
Only the first one is.
Some guy broke into your house cuz that's what happens in the barrio, you lost your job for not being able to read the schedule and probably not being able to speak English.
5195
« on: June 08, 2016, 10:29:23 PM »
Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.
The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.
Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.
Thats all I can think of at the moment.
All your problems are so Mexican.
5196
« on: June 08, 2016, 09:43:33 PM »
I once hit a man so hard he forgot what year it was.
5197
« on: June 08, 2016, 12:28:08 AM »
Congrats on your dozenth thread.
5198
« on: June 07, 2016, 10:54:15 PM »
I have an apartment now.
A rather nice one at that.
My roommates are great, but one hits his girlfriend, who used to be mine.
My father told me he thought my sister's "lifestyle" (lesbianism, I wanted to freak and tell him its no life different than any other) is an affront to God, and a sin.
I didn't have the heart to tell him I have lain with other men, and it felt right to me too.
But then I told him what we witnessed last night. An outbreak of domestic violence. Only there was a locked door between us and them. It took everything I had not to break it down.
And I confided in my bigoted father:
"Only five times in my life have i felt completely powerless.
The first when I said goodbye to my mother the first time.
The second when you left my mother.
The third when I fell in love.
The fourth last night, when I witnessed that ordeal.
Through drugs, alcohol, poverty, homelessness, hunger, clinical insanity (I've been hospitalized many times) and incarceration, I never doubted my resolve.
When friend and family alike cast me out or betrayed me, I stood tall.
But the fifth time was now, when I realized you were so lost, and I could not guide you.
Every time my heart was so deeply wrapped in the situation I could not fathom my next action.
I couldn't act because of love.
I failed you.
I'm sorry."
We parted ways.
That's the only time my father has ever seen me shed a tear, since the day his father died, when I first saw him cry in front of me.
But me, I'm doing well.
He is disappointed in me, and that's fine, I haven't done much with myself, but really I feel I've done a great deal.
But to be disappointed in my sister for who she loves, that's truly a man I have failed in my life.
TL;DR I'm doing good but my dads a bigot, and that makes me sad.
5199
« on: June 07, 2016, 02:44:43 PM »
Being afraid of something you don't understand is just as bad as hating or loving something you don't understand.
Uhhh, no it isn't. Being afraid of the unknown has saved countless lives. It is programmed into you for a reason.
I don't understand where you're coming from though, so do you care to explain what you're on about?
If man never feared the dark, he never would've learned to make light.
5200
« on: June 07, 2016, 02:25:14 PM »
Oh god you have shown me the face of fear itself.
5201
« on: June 07, 2016, 02:20:37 PM »
And there's a better version of Destiny with more plot, even though its dooms plot.
5202
« on: June 07, 2016, 02:20:07 PM »
It has propelled us to the top of the food chain and helm of this world.
It is the desire to learn, to gain knowledge, to become something greater.
And the pursuit of information has led us down many dark paths, one we rousted hungered even more deeply than we.
An age of darkness settled in, and in this time of man's affront to the universe by cursing himself with his curiosity, he aspired even greater.
He would become more hungry for knowledge than this primal entity.
And so as learning had cursed us, we pushed onward that we may null our toxin with toxin itself.
We gained mighty understanding, and with it, mighty powers of brilliant light to smite the terrible enemy.
It's up to you to take the next leap. Learn all you can, and become the master of all your powers, and take the fight to the darkness.
It's not a gift, its your responsibility.
Be brave.
Become Legend.
5203
« on: June 07, 2016, 10:21:21 AM »
I don't process the joke. I don't get it, I don't see why people find it funny, and I don't know why it exists.
It's the equivalent of "LOL SO RANDOM, LOOK AT THIS SILLY FROG HAHA"
and yet it's all over the internet
Carson Judas Keller
5204
« on: June 07, 2016, 10:16:35 AM »
Does it come with loli penetrating nano-limbs?
5205
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:23:56 AM »
my legacy my memes Literally the same thing.
5206
« on: June 06, 2016, 11:03:16 PM »
13:37 lol
5207
« on: June 06, 2016, 09:53:15 PM »
I agree completely, fuck women
You and the puns today.
5208
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:41:19 PM »
Elsa and Anna literally have the same face model but different hair
If you think Anna is sexy you sort of have to think the same of Elsa
um we're talking about their character, not how "hot" they are
the only hot cartoon is azula
dohoho
5209
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:39:08 PM »
Anytime I realize I'm dreaming, I don't want to believe its only a dream, and I focus on going deeper into it rather than becoming a god.
Real life is so awful I would defer godhood for a happy illusion.
5210
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:36:58 PM »
Yeah, except they're usually asking me for my opinion.
When I was a pitmaster I had no interest in becoming a manager, because I actually enjoyed the job I already had, for the love of meat.
So my boss asked me to keep an eye on the butcher one night when no manager was in to see how well he handled a command role.
When I worked for Farmers, my boss wanted me to help him break down a training lesson on our latest underwriting release, before he briefed our unit.
Chin up, its usually a good thing.
5211
« on: June 05, 2016, 03:00:07 AM »
told some chick at sonics to keep the change.
You know you're supposed to tip he carhop, right?
5212
« on: June 04, 2016, 08:39:55 PM »
Build things out of stone.
5213
« on: June 04, 2016, 08:25:38 PM »
I dreamt I was imbued with powers of energy manipulation, and a bunch of other people got powers too.
This started a huge war, and to resolve it I flew out into space, ate a star,uses the energy and stardust to build a utopia on Mars and terraform the planet,and then I returned to earth and demanded to the director of NASA, who was for some reason Mia Farrow, to build a fleet of ships for all the people with super powers, demanding she, "let my people go"
5214
« on: June 04, 2016, 08:18:46 PM »
There's a difference between an execution and a prolonged torture. That's why you should only eat meat that comes from a reputable source, not a factory farm.
Well, that and gmos
5215
« on: June 04, 2016, 06:15:42 PM »
If the market is saturated, how come the value of the films continues to rise?
It's econ 101.
The capital value goes down when the market becomes saturated.
They're only just now beginning to tap into the value of this market, and people's tolerance for it.
Because we're not speaking in obsolete economic terms. Whether something is saturated in a bullshit capitalist sense doesn't matter, because that's not a rational standard of judgment.
The value of the films continues to rise because people feel obligated to see them all. It's not actual value.
They just have a vice-grip on your balls.
Kinda like cigarettes and meth. That's capitalism for you.
5216
« on: June 04, 2016, 06:11:03 PM »
If the market is saturated, how come the value of the films continues to rise?
It's econ 101.
The capital value goes down when the market becomes saturated.
They're only just now beginning to tap into the value of this market, and people's tolerance for it.
5217
« on: June 04, 2016, 05:53:21 PM »
What's a japs eye
5218
« on: June 04, 2016, 04:02:38 AM »
Too long, didn't care.
Soz m8
5219
« on: June 04, 2016, 04:01:06 AM »
As I read through the list I realized that Trump has not only promised change but described the change he wants to bring.
And people think his ideas are good ones.
Unfortunately for us that's how democracy works.
5220
« on: June 04, 2016, 03:51:35 AM »
What the fuck did I just read
Probably the pricetag on your 1986 Camry, wondering how you'll ever pay the loan you took out to get it.
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