lighting yourself on fire does not actually equate to dieing. You can totally survive that.


getting burned on the other hand, is almost entirely a certainty.

And as someone with possible career prospects in the culinary industry


that statement is humorously literal.

because you're a little pussy dawg


anywho


yeah, weed smells fucking terrible.

Now that's just silly

The constitution is not great but it's there for  a reason- it's a way to hold back the inevitable waves of bullshit created by Democracy. The Constitution was designed by the founders to be the only thing standing between minorities and abusive majoritarian rule.

Their mistake, as we today can see with our gift of hindsight, was allowing any wiggle room at all. The Constitution's protective armor has been peeled back a little more every year, and with dangerous populists like Trump and Sanders taking the lead in this election, we may not be far from the complete implementation of mob rule.

The founders thought democracy was workable with some limitations. I respect their optimism and cautious faith in human nature, but the very nature of democracy makes it unworkable in the long-term. I don't blame them for their mistake, but I do wish it could be corrected.

what is your suggested system?

tfw you can always run to bungle if you get put in this kind of shit




Cool kids only fools

That's some interesting anime

would you prefer I take him out to eat before fucking him in the ass?

no seasonings? just like, plain

>giving a shit about animals


yeah, sounds like something verb would do.


but i did appreciate OP's joke

How about we just ban you.

I guess average, because given the way time travel can effect things the consequences can be huge, but it's really more of a one person story, so really his domain shouldn't be more than the area of a house.

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I said enough about transexuals in bungle


can't be bothered to post it again.

Why don't you sum it up?

eh just ask someone on bungle


I'm sure you'll get a fair and balanced summary on it.

I don't get on bnet just tell me fam

I didn't say anything about bnet

I never really got a good chance to use the janitor so I figured why not.

General Information

Name: TImmothy (tim) Anderson
Race: Human
Age: 31
Career: Janitor, adviser, knight.
Residence: Carries a campset in his overstuffed backpack, no longer has a home.

Appearance

Physical Features: Dull brown hair and unimposing features. Sometimes wears his normal uniform, generally wears the suit of half-plate given to him by a king. The uniform is a dull brown jumpsuit with a lot of wear, the armor is a dull silver and well maintained with fine chain mail, a grey gambeson (sometimes worn as regular clothes), and a symbol of a raven on a blue field and a green tree is displayed on the accouterments.
Height: 6,0
Weight: 200, in armor 240

Personality: Dull and sarcastic, but cares for people.

General Traits: Due to his being thrown around time, Tim has learned to adapt to many different situations.
Strengths: Is very, very flexible when dealing with situations, Trained by a master court swordsman in the shield and broadsword(arming sword), mace, spear, and halberd. Can speak English, french, latin, and limited greek. Proficient with modern firearms, technology. Proficient with ancient engineering. has some devices considered "magical".  (he's basically a jack of all trades, but pretty good at fighting)
Weaknesses: No inherent powers, Doesn't understand why he is sent through time or how. Easily led. Doesn't have exhaustive knowledge in any engineering or electronics skills. Can use guns, but does not own any. Has never traveled forward in time.
Quirks: Often laments being unable to control where he can go in time.
Desires: Would like to actually have saved the kingdom and people he helped, wants to visit the expansion age, Beef jerky.

Background:

Childhood Summary: Tim had a fairly normal childhood, doing well in early school, but slacking off in the later years. He had some interest in sports, but it never went further than school teams. Ultimately did not go to college.
Adulthood Summary: Having slacked off in school, Tim could only manage to get a job as a janitor in a large company. When cleaning the CEO's office, discovered a magic device and opened a portal. Device fused with his hand and seems to throw him around time to places in need. First adventure was staying alive during the stone age, but most important historical visit was to an aquitanian kingdom during the early middle ages. His knowledge of modern tech allowed him to become the advisor to the king. He was knighted and trained in as many fields as he could get into, but was eventually moved out. He later found out that kingdom fell shortly after.
Family: Has an extensive Family from original time frame of the late nineties.
Friends: many throughout sections of history.
Romantic Relationship: none currently.

story type: minor