Yes, congratulations are in order! *rips up paper and throws it as ghetto-confetti*

But, this lash-back was expected, and seeing as mods and monitors are held to a higher standard they can't truly defend this.

Good thing I'm not one, so to you all with knickers in a twist:

Welcome to Sep-tocracy, you must be new.

I wasn't aware that folks had enough riding on this that they'd get all pissy when they didn't get the position. Guess I'd better put by boots down and live up to the title then?

I have yet to see any GOOD rule 34

pretty pissed honestly

Ya'll need to take your sunglasses off then.

Don't kill me. But, I don't quite think this fits in Gaming? Unless I've just lived under a rock and PAYPAL is a gaming centered thing. Which I don't think it is.



^^^ This is my optimism that I haven't failed.

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 11:13:44 PM

Set your watches folks. I give it a day and a half before I dun goof.

Place your bets!

You'll always be better than Kiyo, remember that.

That's not cool man. Kiyo ain't bad.

Set your watches folks. I give it a day and a half before I dun goof.

Place your bets!

i usually lose bets

Maybe it's your lucky year.

This is starting to get to the point where it seems you're bullshitting us.

But whatever. Do your thing.

Oh ho! That I will! Call it a hunch, call it a bad day, call it whatever. But I've got a feeling that if I was going to kick the bucket, this time of year would certainly suit the theme of things!

So, that's why I'm bettin' on things. Little fun never hurt to turn the mood around now did it?

You should write 1 big universal letter and send it so you won't have to write 500 letters.

And I get that your in a low point right now. Life just isn't favoring you. But you know 100% this will pass like the others, and you'll be glad you powered through.


I'm getting that letter, customize it for me bruh?

Fuck no. You get a universal letter like the rest!

And I'm not actually feeling that blue. I just figured it'd be hilarious if I kicked the bucket before christmas because that would be so damn typical. So I made a bet on it!

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 04:03:13 PM

Quote from: ねこ on November 21, 2014, 03:57:45 PM

Deal fgt don't go throwing yourself that would be cheating

I ain't no cheater! Natural causes or unavoidable accidents. No toaster in the tub!

You better scrub

You're gonna get dunked scrubby.

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 03:55:40 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 21, 2014, 03:53:08 PM

Lol at this attention bait

I'm as serious as can be. To the folks that I call friend, most know that I don't go back on my word. SO, here and now, you have my word.

If I'm dead before christmas, I win. If I'm not, then I've got to write something nice for em, and send it off to every member of this site at the same time.

I never said you weren't serious. Just that this thread is blatantly fishing for attention. You don't have to make a topic about how you're going to die every other day.

I need my sense of humor today right? Can you give me that? Can you allow me to write something mildly amusing to myself?

After all, half of your shit is done for your own amusement anyway. Not like adding this to the pile of flaming garbage would make much of a difference.

What if somebody else dies first?

Well then fuck them.

Okay folks. Here's the deal. I like christmas time with my family. I don't like christmas. The month or two preceeding christmas always blows ass. Without fail. This seems like a fact of life for me. And it seems like I've started this downward trend in luck a little early for christmas this year.

So, in conjunction with this year's theme, here's the bet.

If I should die, or I am killed before christmas, I win.

If I make it past december 25th to the next day, I will personally write every last one of you people on this site a big fucking christmas rhyme or poem, or whatever the fuck, and send it to all of you through a mass PM. That's 500 names I'll go through and enter into the PM box.

And there you have it.

BIG FUCKING EDIT:

Yeah Class, call this attention bait all you want. At least I don't spam half the garbage you ever put out. I need a little enjoyment too. So that's what this is. My sense of humor.

Everybody here needs to lighten up. Fuck, I need to lighten up too especially after today. That's why I made this. I suppose sarcasm is hard to spot.

I don't actually figure I'll kick the bucket any time soon. But, it simply occured to me that if I did, it'd be hella convienent and bad/good timing considering all my other past christmases. And that's funny to me.

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 02:21:22 PM

Quote from: Vien on November 21, 2014, 02:19:23 PM

>TFW Sangheilaids

And genital wort wort worts

When I had an Xbox 360 pro in middle school I remember the optical drive failed and my father and I replaced it. After the replaced drive failed we just bought an elite edition with a 120 GB HDD.

I bought the elite edition after two 360's failed for me. But here's the thing. The Elite burns through its fucking power bricks like a fat man doing exercise. It burnt out its original power brick. So I bought an adapter and hooked up the 360's power brick. And now it burnt through that one too.

I'm currently ripping my house apart because I know I have another power brick somewhere.

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 01:46:58 PM

corpse accessories you own.

Well i have this cross made of reindeer bone.
That counts right?

If it's in your xbox and it's being used in place of your fan, then sure why the fuck not.