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The Flood / Re: A reminder why America wins
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:52:24 AM »
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

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Serious / Re: Walmart refuses to make a Confederate flag cake. . .
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:48:41 AM »
Little bit of generalizing there aren't we?

I'm sure I could go to a walmart in my country and ask for a confederate flag cake.

Because the people who work the walmarts in my country are fellow canadians.

Check and shrekmate, Meta.

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The Flood / Re: Sooooooo....yeah
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:22:43 AM »
Take pics

Only from a safe distance friend. But, honestly, I would probably try.

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The Flood / Re: Sooooooo....yeah
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:19:23 AM »
Nice.

Not really, no. I'd really, really not like to have all of my work burned down to the ground.

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The Flood / Sooooooo....yeah
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:16:39 AM »
This is a tad serious. But I guess, not meant for the serious board. The northern part of my province is being visited by satan. Aka it's all on fire.

I've been keeping up with the news. Towns farther up north of me have been wiped out or recieved evacuation notice in the wake of the fact that my province is flatter than a loli's chest. The wind is pushing the fires up north downwards at an alarming rate.

I got some news tonight that my own town is now on evacuation notice.

The closest town up north that is currently being evacuated is only four hours away. The winds up here could jump a fire across that gap in no time at all. I've already spent the day breathing in smoke as thick as fucking fog.

So. Not that I don't have confidence in my province's firefighting abilities. If I should disappear in the upcoming days then I've either packed my ass up to run away from satan or I got roasted.

So. Back to business then.

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The Flood / Re: Columbia Shuttle Disaster
« on: June 27, 2015, 10:37:39 PM »
If NASA wants more money so badly, why doesn't NASA get a job or something and stop looking for handouts?

Better yet.

Why doesn't NASA discover a planet that has job trees?

Or money trees?

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Gaming / Re: Anyone want to chill in an X1 party?
« on: June 26, 2015, 11:05:39 PM »
Stop being poor sandtrap.

Shhhh. I'm waiting until the xbox doesn't have only one interesting game to play.

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Gaming / Re: Anyone want to chill in an X1 party?
« on: June 26, 2015, 11:02:11 PM »
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Anyone

Holy shit anybody

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want
Homahgawd yes I want

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to chill in an
Holy shit actual human contact and casual talk using vocal cords in a gaming night yes I want.avi


 
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X1 party?
Spoiler
And he bats all the dreams right outta the fuckin' park, bang, zoom, straight to the moon.




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The Flood / Re: Naming your daughter Isis is bad, mkay?
« on: June 26, 2015, 10:53:13 PM »
Same deal with the Nazi party and their useage of the Swatstika.

It was originally a pretty predominant symbol in Buddhist culture and  maybe in Hinduisim as well.

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The Flood / Re: Being bald is great.
« on: June 26, 2015, 10:16:30 PM »
I was and still am partially bald. Didn't like it. My head was fucking cold all the time.

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You fucking killed it.

You don't make a fucking joke with the headline involving gravity unless it's about fat people.

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The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've ever done?
« on: June 26, 2015, 02:05:57 PM »
Whenever it was that I got the news from my doctors that I had a potentially short lifespan of three months or so without treatment for the tumor in my head, I kept really quiet about it for a few weeks.

I made a list of people I knew in school. I wasn't all sunshine and bunnies in school either. I was part of that heirarchy of kids picking on kids. Anyway. To the people I gave a hard time to in school, I found most of them and apologized to them.

But, there was one person I went to not to apologize to. A real shit person when I was younger and a real shit person long after as well.

I drove out to his place and he came out to see who'd pulled up. I struck up conversation with him and when he got close enough to me I reached out, grabbed the side of his head and smashed it into my door as hard as I could.

I didn't let him get back up and I kicked the shit out of him while he was down. After that I calmly explained to him why and I told him if he called the police on me that he'd see me again.

The guy was an asshole. Even still. I regret that a lot. I can see and remember the look on his face. Asshole, or no, I did something shitty to him.

I was older at this point and twice his size so he didn't stand a chance.

I haven't seen him since and I never received a knock on my door from the police. But I regret what I did. And I would have done things differently if it were me as I am now.
Wow.

Wouldn't have expected that from you.

It was a one time deal and I hope it's something I never find myself doing ever again. When I got the news from the docs it fucked me up big time. Which is why on my end I went quiet for a couple weeks and never mentioned it.

I got to thinking that there I was, potentially facing the end of my road. I didn't want to leave off with unfinished business. So I tracked those people down and apologized to them.

And, then I got to thinking. I never stood up to that one fellow. Not when he was a hassle, anyway. So I walked out there. And I saw him. It was what, five or six years? I had grown to be twice his size and easily twice his strength. And there he was. This fucking asshole of a person who didn't even change from then to now. You could see it on his face, the way he moved. Just a slimy little bastard.

And, rather than talk to him I said fuck it. At that point in time I felt that I didn't have much left to lose anyway. So I beat the ever living shit out of him and I let him know why. My original plan was to talk.

But I saw his face and threw the plan out the window.

Like I said. I regret that. And I don't want to find myself in a place or situation like that again. Ever.

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The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've ever done?
« on: June 26, 2015, 12:15:02 PM »
Whenever it was that I got the news from my doctors that I had a potentially short lifespan of three months or so without treatment for the tumor in my head, I kept really quiet about it for a few weeks.

I made a list of people I knew in school. I wasn't all sunshine and bunnies in school either. I was part of that heirarchy of kids picking on kids. Anyway. To the people I gave a hard time to in school, I found most of them and apologized to them.

But, there was one person I went to not to apologize to. A real shit person when I was younger and a real shit person long after as well.

I drove out to his place and he came out to see who'd pulled up. I struck up conversation with him and when he got close enough to me I reached out, grabbed the side of his head and smashed it into my door as hard as I could.

I didn't let him get back up and I kicked the shit out of him while he was down. After that I calmly explained to him why and I told him if he called the police on me that he'd see me again.

The guy was an asshole. Even still. I regret that a lot. I can see and remember the look on his face. Asshole, or no, I did something shitty to him.

I was older at this point and twice his size so he didn't stand a chance.

I haven't seen him since and I never received a knock on my door from the police. But I regret what I did. And I would have done things differently if it were me as I am now.

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Serious / Re: US Supreme Court rules gay marriage is legal nationwide
« on: June 26, 2015, 11:46:56 AM »
Oh my god please let there be riots over this.

I want to see the extent of rustled southerner jimmies.

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The Flood / Re: Hello I am lulz
« on: June 26, 2015, 12:50:01 AM »
I wasn't aware we were even capable of having a summer influx of people.

That being said. Hello various new people.

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Gaming / Re: Luke Smith (Bungie) apologized for the interview.
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:54:40 PM »
You know.

I don't ever want to see any game company out there take a nose dive THIS bad ever again.

This shit is almost painful.

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The Flood / Re: Why? Why would you do this to me?
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:46:54 PM »
And to make matters worse, the gif went really slowly while it loaded, and it took well over thirty seconds while I looked on in horror.

That too. Slow motion horror.

Horrifying.

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The Flood / Re: Why? Why would you do this to me?
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:41:42 PM »
Honestly, this reminds me of something as a wee little kid. I guess I was pissed at something and ended up throwing my absolute favorite stuffed animal.

After which I got upset and apologized because there was my most favorite stuffed animal in the world having been thrown at a wall and it was just there, staring at me.

Ha.

Apologized.

Fuck is that ever such a canadian thing to do.

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Get your pitchforks out!

Or grab a chair and popcorn.

Or roast marshmellows.

It's gonna be a show.

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any friends in real life?
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:27:03 PM »
Nope.

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The Flood / Re: What's new?
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:38:35 PM »
Couple more days I'll be finished up a, I think, at least, three month long pile of work.

Working on commission work.

And considering on paying a visit to a doc in a bit.

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The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:25:16 PM »
100ccs of pure concentrated meme.


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Gaming / Re: Wow
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:24:30 PM »
I don't remember much about that game. I didn't play very far into it I think. But I loved the atmosphere for sure. Driving around at night in the rain was always just really pleasing to me.

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Serious / Re: If education was free, what would you study?
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:22:36 PM »
Mechanics might be something I'd be interested in.

Toss in electrical engineering.

Hell, toss in a lot, actually. If education was free I'd try to learn as much as whatever captivated my interests and ideas.

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The Flood / Re: why are all of you dicks here?
« on: June 25, 2015, 09:19:47 PM »
Are you asking why everybody here resembles a walking penis?

Or are you asking why all of us walking penises call this website a home?

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Also, I find it really fucking hysterical how the way police treated Mexicans and still treats them today is totally ignored by blacks. They act like they're the only ones who have it rough.

All lives do matter. Something. That should've resulted in unity has people clinging to their oppression like some sort of sick competition.
People can't stop playing in the Oppression Olympics. Whoever is the most oppressed combination of demographics wins.

Look on the bright side.

If they get any more retarded they might start killing themselves to prove that they're the most oppressed.

"Muh oppression drove me to this.avi"

Then they'll all suddenly up and dissappear.

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Gaming / Re: So about Arkham Knight... (spoilers)
« on: June 25, 2015, 01:55:07 PM »
I knew it was deadpool.

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The Flood / Re: jet fuel cutting steel beams
« on: June 25, 2015, 01:53:50 PM »
cutting =/= melting

jet fuel can not melt steel beams

Heat transfer! Leave a puddle of jet fuel hanging around on some steel beams and the heat transfer would therefore weaken the structural integrity over time.

You might even be able to say that the melting of the steel beams was timed!

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Gaming / Re: A beautiful word from a fellow Guardian
« on: June 25, 2015, 01:49:33 PM »
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Even if the story line says how Titans did this, or Hunters did this, or Warlocks did that, overall,  it doesn't matter.
Did they add a story to the game since I stopped playing?

I vaugely remember an extremely loose ass backstory for your class.

Titans supposedly defended the wall.

Hunters went out there alone.

And the space wizards did something. Or something.

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Gaming / Re: A beautiful word from a fellow Guardian
« on: June 25, 2015, 12:14:53 PM »
I like the ring of Gourdians better.

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