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The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:10:49 PM »
Good. You're alive.  :)

That depends on whether or not I get a respitory infection. But, for the time being, for all intents and purposes, I'm still knockin' around.

10532
Gaming / Re: Dark Souls
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:03:00 AM »

10533
The Flood / Re: I love it when posts line up.
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:53:29 AM »

THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY MOONBABY'S HEAD.

I didn't do anything. That was the mobile apps fault.


10534
The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:30:35 AM »
Although, I realize something. I'm not quite out of the clear yet. I have a cold, and my throat is damaged, enough to bleed. That could become infected, and this cold could turn into a respetory infection. And that would be bad for my already shitty lungs.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:06:37 AM »

Cause who the fuck needs to speak right? Speaking with vocals is so last century.

But fucking really, this hurts like shit. I can't even breathe nicely.

Now I have to wonder who gave me this fucking cold in the first place.
.... well at least you can still type! Always look on the bright side of life! *Whistles*

So long as I have my mind, and at least two functioning fingers, I'll be okay. Gonna make mah nigga breakfast consisting of yogurt now. Yogurt for best waifu 2014.

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The Flood / Re: I love it when posts line up.
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:03:29 AM »
THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY MOONBABY'S HEAD.

10537
The Flood / Re: Post Pokemon
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:33:46 AM »



10538
The Flood / Re: Send Brüno the Gay Barbarian
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:30:09 AM »
YouTube


That should cover it.

10539
The Flood / Re: So what have we decided?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:47:10 AM »
Are you still on your little witch hunt? :/
Let's see if she floats.

YouTube


....

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The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:40:41 AM »
Thank jeebus you're alright... I've funnily enough had a similar issue, the acid in my stomach is actually more volatile than normal. When I'm sick, unless I have enough milk to quell the acid, throwing up causes me to cough up blood.

Cause who the fuck needs to speak right? Speaking with vocals is so last century.

But fucking really, this hurts like shit. I can't even breathe nicely.

Now I have to wonder who gave me this fucking cold in the first place.

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Gaming / Re: Well... I refuse to believe it, but the Didact's dead.
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:38:23 AM »
What about the other one? He's still drifting in space somewhere.
What other one? There's only the IsoDiact and the UrDidact. ISO died when he activated the rings
I was talking about iso. Thought he was still drifting in space somewhere.

Iso fired the rings from the safety of the Ark. The surviving Forerunners then undertook their literal "Great Journey," a mass exile from the milky way to another galaxy.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:33:49 AM »


This is going to be my source of power for the next few weeks.

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The Flood / Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:06:38 AM »
Not ded. I had some bad food and puked it all up. All that blood came from my throat however. Had a sore throat since yesterday.

Who knew stomach acid was good for a sore throat?

Yogurt's going to be mah nigga for a few weeks now. Very god damn hard to speak.

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The Flood / Re: So I find myself in an unusual circumstance.
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:12:19 AM »
You've got to find a way to zone out. Something that will immerse you completely.

There is a point however, that comes sooner or later, when you've stayed up for long enough that you no longer feel the need to sleep. If you can reach that point, you;ll be okay. But getting there is the challenge.

I can't really help you, because when I can't sleep, I either do one of two things.

I jog around my town at night until I burn out and I force myself to sleep from exhaustion.

Or I write. Night is often the best time  for me to write a story, and so I have no trouble staying up all night and working on my projects.

But that's all I got.

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The Flood / Re: You have a choice between having sex with...
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:03:54 AM »
Because I'm bored, I'm going to put my nerd glasses on and do some fucking math.

Most folks say that the overall average time of a sexual session with a partner is around 13 minutes. So, multiply by a thousand and you get 13,000 minutes.

1 day consists of 1440 minutes.

13,000 divided by 1440 is 9 point something.

Imagine that folks.

Nine full days of nothing but constant, non stop sex to technically reach the time limit of having sex with one person a 1000 times.

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Gaming / Re: Well... I refuse to believe it, but the Didact's dead.
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:41:10 PM »
For a villain this great, powerful and majestic as the Didact I don't think he is dead just yet. Maybe heavily injured and weak but I think his combat suit protected him for the most part.

The Didact will return. Stronger than ever.

Also a contribution:

YouTube


I have to give it to 343 and the writers of the comic though. Chief is, without a doubt, one of the most respectable gaming characters I've had the pleasure to learn about and spend time with from a story standpoint.

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Gaming / Re: Well... I refuse to believe it, but the Didact's dead.
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:08:56 PM »
MFW if Bungie had written those lines everyone would be praising them

I don't know what you've been smoking. Bungie's fallen out of good graces a fair bit these past years.

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The Flood / Re: Is it weird to date someone with the same first name?
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:05:09 PM »
I think it would be neat. You could refer to the couple as a pair. It'd work well especially if they got along together.

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Serious / Re: French Hostage Beheaded in Algeria
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:09:47 PM »
Can the Mexican Cartel get shipped over there so they can fight each other until there's no heads left to chop off?

It's a good idea really. Pick a location, get all the assholes of the world, and throw them all at each other for the biggest free for all known to man. Televise it, make millions, then carpet bomb the survivors.

Take bets on the last group standing.

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The Flood / Re: RIP Spider Bro
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:46:05 PM »
My spider bros made babies.

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Serious / Re: Should women in the US have to sign up for the draft?
« on: September 24, 2014, 02:01:55 PM »
See, there's an issue with that.

You send everybody off to war where the fuck did your young generation go?

10552
Gaming / Re: Well... I refuse to believe it, but the Didact's dead.
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:58:23 PM »
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NUKING EVERYBODY OFF IN THE COMICS.

THIS IS WHAT SPOPS WAS FOR GUYS.
The thing I do appreciate is that 343i isn't afraid of actually having shit happen. No stagnation. It's game of thrones up in this bitch.

Yeah but when the next game rolls out nobody's going to know what the fuck happened between then and now.
The plot arcs are nice in that they actually resolve themselves while introducing plot seeds. Didact was gone at the end of Halo 4, he's still gone now.

But the point is, they could have practically made a game out of all this. Moonbaby, Arby, and Hood in negotiations with a UNSC traitor being dammicky trying to fuck everything up. Capitalist Elites on underworld-type Covenant stations. Infinity getting it's clock cleaned out. The Spirit of Fire being rediscovered with a missing crew. Chief and Blue team fighting on the third Halo against Didact.

You could make an entire campaign out of all these plot points, new levels, new options, potential for a lot of things. And it would keep the simpler folks updated on things through 343's signature sexy CGI cutscenes. One of the complaints with 4 was that it delved deep into the lore but never really explained it all to the people who couldn't or didn't follow the novels, and were left scratching their heads.

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The Flood / Re: You know what would go good right now?
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:53:03 PM »
The question here is.

Are you gonna eat all of those yourself?

Only one. Not the biggest fan of sugar.

10554
Gaming / Re: Well... I refuse to believe it, but the Didact's dead.
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:48:34 PM »
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NUKING EVERYBODY OFF IN THE COMICS.

THIS IS WHAT SPOPS WAS FOR GUYS.
The thing I do appreciate is that 343i isn't afraid of actually having shit happen. No stagnation. It's game of thrones up in this bitch.

Yeah but when the next game rolls out nobody's going to know what the fuck happened between then and now.

10555
Gaming / Re: Well... I refuse to believe it, but the Didact's dead.
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:46:52 PM »
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NUKING EVERYBODY OFF IN THE COMICS.

THIS IS WHAT SPOPS WAS FOR GUYS.

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Meta, you've asked perhaps the scariest question known to modern society today. And I'll answer it. Are you ready for some spooky fucking shit?

Spoiler
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Spoiler
Fucking really now, you'll have a heart attack.
Spoiler
Why do I write? Why do I draw? Why does my mother like to care for her garden? Why does her friend bake? Why does my sister's husband do pottery?

The very simple answer is, because we all like to. It's something that brings us joy, gives us purpose and fun, and keeps our respective minds in shape with the task or idea at hand.

In a society where Humans don't need to work, they'd have to figure out how to do something that's been lost in modern society. How to lead a life that you enjoy, doing what you want to do, when you want to do it, and how you want to do it.
I'm asking for concretes, not an abstract. Saying people would need to figure out how to lead a life you enjoy is a tautology.

People can't tend to their garden, write or bake for every waking hour. I'm asking if I) we have the capacity to fill our time besides employment II) what sort of social programmes could arise, if they would arise, from this paradigm and III) what are the political implications of that?

I wouldn't be surprised if people became more social as a result. Sports, interactions, people mingling. There'd likely be a wide sense of adventure that would spread through people. You don't have to work anymore, so why not do what you've always wanted? Why not travel the world, or go skydiving, that sort of stuff. I like to focus a lot on my writing. But you are right. I can't do it all day. But for a good chunk of time, I can. In the spots of downtime that I do have, I do other things.

Play games with folks on xbox, find things to tinker and fix, read, go outside and enjoy the weather and keep in shape. That sort of stuff.

No doubt, there would still be responsabilities to uphold, and people might actually begin to start thinking in a more independant manner. Why not make my house look better? Why not fix something instead of throwing it out in the trash? Why not make something? Why not study something they were always interested in?

In general, people would likely become more social, more inquisitive to the world around them, and in some sense, more independant. Learning would have the potential to flourish, as with all these people seeking new things, you'd need facilities to accomodate them all.

I can answer the social aspect, but not the political. As far as I'm concerned all this political stuff doesn't exist already, so with a happy society like that Governments would quickly weaken in the sense that they would suddenly have to manage a lot less.

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The Flood / Re: You know what would go good right now?
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:24:43 PM »
They look so tasty! Share them with me :3

There's a third pan of the free stuff we give to folks hanging around somewhere.

10558
Meta, you've asked perhaps the scariest question known to modern society today. And I'll answer it. Are you ready for some spooky fucking shit?

Spoiler
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Spoiler
Fucking really now, you'll have a heart attack.
Spoiler
Why do I write? Why do I draw? Why does my mother like to care for her garden? Why does her friend bake? Why does my sister's husband do pottery?

The very simple answer is, because we all like to. It's something that brings us joy, gives us purpose and fun, and keeps our respective minds in shape with the task or idea at hand.

In a society where Humans don't need to work, they'd have to figure out how to do something that's been lost in modern society. How to lead a life that you enjoy, doing what you want to do, when you want to do it, and how you want to do it.




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The Flood / Re: You know what would go good right now?
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:10:30 PM »
Bloody hell.
I've just had dinner and now I'm hungry again.

Just came out of the oven. The entire place smells like cinnamon.

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The Flood / You know what would go good right now?
« on: September 24, 2014, 01:07:05 PM »


Fucking home made cinnamon buns. You put a little bit of chocolate on them too for good measure.

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