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« on: August 10, 2018, 05:25:32 PM »
Spoiler Barry looked out the cold soulless glass of the flower shop window. Raining again. Water falling out of the sky like tears from an orphaned civilization.
"The ten million sheep keep grazing," Barry murmured to himself. "The slime and filth of New York all runs downhill." Benson & Associates didn't take off like Barry dreamed it would. The only clients he got were scumbag addicts who couldn't find their antenna if it was hanging in front of them.
The flower shop door opened, and a mosquito flew in. "Fucking bloodsuckers," Barry grumbled, lighting a cigarette. The flame burned like the embers of a forgotten time. Barry could hardly remember the last time he was happy; working for Honex and spending time with Adam and Vanessa. Adam was now the CEO of Honesco and fired half the bees to save money, and Vanessa hadn't been the same since she started drinking.
"Mr Benson, hello?" The mosquito buzzed around Barry. "Oh god, I need your help. PLEASE!"
Barry took another drag from his cigarette and rolled his eyes. "What is it, asshole?" He couldn't stand insect filth who wasted his time.
Time. Like the gears of a machine, turning in place, never reaching a conclusion. Barry's time never ended. He had prayed for death before, but no one answered. He used to believe in God, but now God was like a moat flowing through a windmill.
The mosquito put its face in its hands. "Oh god...the kids...Elaine...they're all dead."
"Let me guess, you got drunk and flew into a rage." The rain kept coming.
"What? God no, Barry. It was...it was a car accident. The SUV pulled out in front of me, I had no time to react!"
Barry scoffed. "Yeah right, punk. Let me guess, you were on the pipe again?"
"No Barry, I'm off that stuff! You've gotta believe m-"
Suddenly a giant bare foot came down in front of Barry, crushing the mosquito. Barry looked up and saw Vanessa smirk at him, sangria in her hand. Then she silently walked away.
"What a bitch," Barry thought.
The rest of the day dragged on. Barry smoked cigarette after cigarette. He would've tried to steal some of Vanessa's liquor, but he knew the consequences if he was caught. He looked out the window again. The city was slowing down, falling asleep. Robots following their programming. Spurred on only by the promise of a divine reward.
"Cowards," Barry thought. He took another puff and coughed. The smoke had completely filled his tiny bee body. He doubled over in pain and fell to the hardwood floor. The floor was as cold as a drinking a glass of water after you chew a piece of mint gum. Except way colder than that.
Barry felt enormous pain as he started to succumb to tobacco poisoning. He saw Vanessa stumble into the room and make eye contact with him. She was holding a bottle of vodka now.
"Vanessa...kill me." Barry pleaded.
Vanessa just laughed at his plight and left the shop.
"Wh...what a bitch..."
Barry couldn't take the pain anymore. He had to end it. He crawled over to the couch and took a deep breath before plunging his stinger into the fabric. The pounding rain coming from the sky started to subside into a light drizzle. As the stinger left his body, Barry sighed in relief. It would all bee over soon.
872
« on: August 10, 2018, 05:25:04 PM »
rate my story
Barry looked out the cold soulless glass of the flower shop window. Raining again. Water falling out of the sky like tears from an orphaned civilization.
"The ten million sheep keep grazing," Barry murmured to himself. "The slime and filth of New York all runs downhill." Benson & Associates didn't take off like Barry dreamed it would. The only clients he got were scumbag addicts who couldn't find their antenna if it was hanging in front of them.
The flower shop door opened, and a mosquito flew in. "Fucking bloodsuckers," Barry grumbled, lighting a cigarette. The flame burned like the embers of a forgotten time. Barry could hardly remember the last time he was happy; working for Honex and spending time with Adam and Vanessa. Adam was now the CEO of Honesco and fired half the bees to save money, and Vanessa hadn't been the same since she started drinking.
"Mr Benson, hello?" The mosquito buzzed around Barry. "Oh god, I need your help. PLEASE!"
Barry took another drag from his cigarette and rolled his eyes. "What is it, asshole?" He couldn't stand insect filth who wasted his time.
Time. Like the gears of a machine, turning in place, never reaching a conclusion. Barry's time never ended. He had prayed for death before, but no one answered. He used to believe in God, but now God was like a moat flowing through a windmill.
The mosquito put its face in its hands. "Oh god...the kids...Elaine...they're all dead."
"Let me guess, you got drunk and flew into a rage." The rain kept coming.
"What? God no, Barry. It was...it was a car accident. The SUV pulled out in front of me, I had no time to react!"
Barry scoffed. "Yeah right, punk. Let me guess, you were on the pipe again?"
"No Barry, I'm off that stuff! You've gotta believe m-"
Suddenly a giant bare foot came down in front of Barry, crushing the mosquito. Barry looked up and saw Vanessa smirk at him, sangria in her hand. Then she silently walked away.
"What a bitch," Barry thought.
The rest of the day dragged on. Barry smoked cigarette after cigarette. He would've tried to steal some of Vanessa's liquor, but he knew the consequences if he was caught. He looked out the window again. The city was slowing down, falling asleep. Robots following their programming. Spurred on only by the promise of a divine reward.
"Cowards," Barry thought. He took another puff and coughed. The smoke had completely filled his tiny bee body. He doubled over in pain and fell to the hardwood floor. The floor was as cold as a drinking a glass of water after you chew a piece of mint gum. Except way colder than that.
Barry felt enormous pain as he started to succumb to tobacco poisoning. He saw Vanessa stumble into the room and make eye contact with him. She was holding a bottle of vodka now.
"Vanessa...kill me." Barry pleaded.
Vanessa just laughed at his plight and left the shop.
"Wh...what a bitch..."
Barry couldn't take the pain anymore. He had to end it. He crawled over to the couch and took a deep breath before plunging his stinger into the fabric. The pounding rain coming from the sky started to subside into a light drizzle. As the stinger left his body, Barry sighed in relief. It would all bee over soon.
873
« on: August 10, 2018, 04:24:34 PM »
just fuck the dog like your ancestors arab scum
874
« on: August 08, 2018, 10:47:54 PM »
are you a girl now?
875
« on: August 07, 2018, 09:32:41 PM »
876
« on: August 07, 2018, 07:51:49 PM »
877
« on: August 06, 2018, 10:34:07 PM »
878
« on: August 06, 2018, 10:29:43 PM »
879
« on: August 06, 2018, 08:18:50 PM »
Don’t see why this wasn’t done earlier unless Google’s just testing the waters to do this to other right-wing channels.
Pretty sure they opened Pandora's box with this. If they can shut down InfoWars, you're next.
What did Maverick do?
You don't have to do anything. It's enough if they don't like you.
Why don't they like Maverick?
880
« on: August 06, 2018, 08:16:20 PM »
Don’t see why this wasn’t done earlier unless Google’s just testing the waters to do this to other right-wing channels.
Pretty sure they opened Pandora's box with this. If they can shut down InfoWars, you're next.
What did Maverick do?
881
« on: August 06, 2018, 07:25:18 PM »
this shit upsets me
882
« on: August 06, 2018, 08:19:13 AM »
Does anybody actually read anything Desty posts?
Desty is our best poster by a large margin.
Thanks man, coming from a streamer that means a lot
883
« on: August 05, 2018, 11:11:39 PM »
rap music is what I grew up with
884
« on: August 05, 2018, 08:53:49 PM »
Does anybody actually read anything Desty posts?
I'll make a tl;dr version next time just for your kind
885
« on: August 05, 2018, 08:50:01 PM »
Does anybody actually read anything Desty posts?
I only really skim them, they're just kind of there for me.
I feel the same way about yours, ngl.
886
« on: August 05, 2018, 03:04:55 PM »
I like how the biggest fucking bully on this website is trying to call harrasment on Jono for a mundane stretch of an "insult" that wouldn't even get someone warned in Club Penguin.
I'm a bully because I laugh at Deci like literally everybody else here? lmao
Are you stupid? Do you think that it's okay to bully someone just because everyone else is doing it? Let's just start here. What you're saying here is straight up stupidity, and I want you to acknowledge that. Just because you join a gang of killers doesn't mean it's okay; you're a killer too. Also don't try to blend in with the crowd. You're the one making fun of deci the most; the one who riles everyone up about him even more. Now me, you see, I don't have a problem with that, 'cause I call germans nazi just for the fun of it, but you, you can't claim you're alright when you're actually a bully, y'know? Don't lie to yourself is all I'm saying.
887
« on: August 05, 2018, 03:00:26 PM »
XXX Bill Clinton XXX joined the game
"Hey BC, I like banging interns too!"
H A R A S S E D
Alright first of all, in the second instance it's less harassment and more of you being a dumb redneck who goes out of their way to try and be funny on something they themselves only think about. It's not like XXX Bill Clinton XXX chose the name just because he likes banging interns. Second of all, the reason it's less harassment is 'cause in the second example, it's about a man. Double standards do exist. If a woman has sex with a young boy vs if a man has sex with a little girl, there's a difference. I'm not getting into that too much right now, but if you're a retard and think both are equally wrong or equally right, then tell me, 'cause you're seriously aching for an awakening. Now the way Jono's case and your imaginary one are different is that Jono sent a message to some random person about the name of their profile picture's song lyrics where she says that god is a woman, and the one where the guy says "I like fucking interns too" is said to XXX Bill Clinton XXX. Bill is a man. If you attack him with unprovoked shit in an attempt to be funny you're seen as a dumbass. If you do the same shit but to a guy or a girl with an idol's name who's a woman, you're attacking someone weaker. You try that shit with ariana grande and that's seen as a creep move. What Jono did was a creep move, not a dumbass redneck move.
888
« on: August 05, 2018, 02:34:13 PM »
hilarious dude
889
« on: August 05, 2018, 01:21:18 PM »
that video wasnt even a little bit funny
yeah I thought that the first time I saw it too
890
« on: August 05, 2018, 09:16:07 AM »
this is the only recorded video of himself
891
« on: August 05, 2018, 09:13:45 AM »
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHH *plop* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *plop* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *plop* *sploosh* AAAAAHHHHH
^can peeps please dm me with those copypastas/memes, I find them incredibly hilarious.
Jésus...
892
« on: August 05, 2018, 07:52:41 AM »
more like 2/3 tbh
893
« on: August 04, 2018, 08:14:42 PM »
I should get tested
894
« on: August 04, 2018, 06:17:31 PM »
Those likes are from you posting memes other created. Take me, for example, I'm a creator of original keks. I make people laugh, I'm funny.
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/my-fake-opinion-of-you/
look at this, a young desty too autistic to know why everyone was enjoy it, and a young (you) being affected by fake flattery
>keks
Can you seriously still not understand sarcasm
You're a fucking retard
895
« on: August 04, 2018, 03:20:58 PM »
Those likes are from you posting memes other created. Take me, for example, I'm a creator of original keks. I make people laugh, I'm funny.
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/my-fake-opinion-of-you/
look at this, a young desty too autistic to know why everyone was enjoy it, and a young (you) being affected by fake flattery
>keks
896
« on: August 04, 2018, 02:47:41 PM »
Those likes are from you posting memes other created. Take me, for example, I'm a creator of original keks. I make people laugh, I'm funny. http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/my-fake-opinion-of-you/look at this, a young desty too autistic to know why everyone was enjoy it, and a young (you) being affected by fake flattery
897
« on: August 04, 2018, 09:51:57 AM »
My roommates don't do the dishes when they use them and I refuse to clean the dishes for them so I'm forced to eat out literally every night.
Jesus Ian, how much do you eat out? I can only name like the whooper from burger king the McChicken, cheeseburger, and big mac from mcdonalds
 ? just wash one plate then ya dip
898
« on: August 04, 2018, 08:44:54 AM »
Stop posting.
lmao cucked by doom
I post regardless.
Yeah you right. Would've been the ultimate cuck move not to post. you aight white boi
899
« on: August 04, 2018, 05:41:05 AM »
Stop posting.
lmao cucked by doom
900
« on: August 04, 2018, 05:40:20 AM »
Jesus Ian, how much do you eat out? I can only name like the whooper from burger king the McChicken, cheeseburger, and big mac from mcdonalds
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