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Messages - Desty
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8641
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:38:27 PM »
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
8642
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:37:18 PM »
Oh shit! What happened to t6?
8643
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:36:37 PM »
being a footrest > being a seat
die
mad cause bad taste
Are you from Tennesse? 'Cause you're the only Tennesse. Wait, wasn't I supposed to be doing something?
8644
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:34:23 PM »
Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers. ♡ Fuck it, here, take them all http://pickup-lines.net/
8645
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:33:32 PM »
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
8646
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:32:44 PM »
You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Wait, I'm not jim
8647
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:31:53 PM »
ARe you level 99 on Halo? 'Cause you've got my interest.
8648
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:30:56 PM »
Was your father a farmer? 'Cause you have huge melons.
8649
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:30:07 PM »
Out of all the curves on your body, your smile is the one I like the most.
this is how it works right? After I say enough pick up lines I can take you to a bed. After that the screen turns to dark and it's morning. At the end of it all, one of us has an STI... Or is that just Fable 2?
8650
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:28:24 PM »
Also, are you a farmer? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
8651
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:27:38 PM »
uhhhhhh
Errr, umm, if you were- I mean- If I were a cat, I'd spend my nine lives admiring your beauty
8652
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:25:42 PM »
Luciana, who would you go for; Jim, or me? This is based on the style of our replies and stuff
lol none of you
nerds
DON'T THINK WE WERE TALKING TO YOU BITCH?/?/? /
YOU CANT GET SHIT
I got your mom
Enjoy the corpse you NEET fuck
Pfft, I don't even know that guy. Hello wanna fuck?
8653
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:24:49 PM »
Luciana, who would you go for; Jim, or me? This is based on the style of our replies and stuff
lol none of you
nerds
DON'T THINK WE WERE TALKING TO YOU BITCH?/?/?/
YOU CANT GET SHIT
WE have each other and ourselves.
Jim and I live lonely lives tbh
Me too thanks
for Jim only If you take Luciana I'll take T6
I saw it in A Beautiful Mind. The guy said to split up the guys for the gals to increase the chance of success
also, They're both probably guys, but I'm fine with that
8654
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:22:54 PM »
Luciana, who would you go for; Jim, or me? This is based on the style of our replies and stuff
lol none of you
nerds
DON'T THINK WE WERE TALKING TO YOU BITCH?/?/?/
YOU CANT GET SHIT
WE have each other and ourselves. Jim and I live lonely lives tbh
8655
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:21:32 PM »
Your bestie Desty, and FAtboy Jim are in sync tonight!
If I put my wiener inside you we'll become one
I hope you're referring to your dick. I would be fine with that.
8656
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:19:31 PM »
Your bestie Desty, and FAtboy Jim are in sync tonight!
8657
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:17:57 PM »
Just stop posting
I thought it was hilarious...
It wasn't.
8658
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:17:03 PM »
Luciana, who would you go for; Jim, or me? This is based on the style of our replies and stuff
I don't speak weab
good thing i wasnt talking to you you fucking virgin degenerate
Jesus Christ just end yourself
I also don't speak it.
8659
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:05:51 PM »
Luciana, who would you go for; Jim, or me? This is based on the style of our replies and stuff
Tru
Wouldn't we all?
8660
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:05:23 PM »
being a footrest > being a seat
Ergonomically speaking, yeah.
8661
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:04:31 PM »
Wow, it looks so realistic
Can't tell if that's sarcasm...
No, dude, I'm honestly amazed at the level of details your painting has. It's truly astounding.
Seriously? That's like an hour and a half of 2-3 layers of paint.
The gun still has yellow and orange showing too, can't get to the spots due to supply limits. And the brown pieces are literally ripped off Football padding.
EDIT; The only times i've ever painted too were with my family a couple times painting walls.
Hey, man, time and effort.
8662
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:01:49 PM »
Luciana, who would you go for; Jim, or me? This is based on the style of our replies and stuff
8663
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:01:06 PM »
Hmm...
Hey, hot stuff, I'll give you something to think about: You, me, a date to see if we're meant for each other.
8664
« on: October 06, 2015, 01:59:20 PM »
Knowledge
Laziness and moods
8665
« on: October 06, 2015, 01:51:26 PM »
He needs to know
8666
« on: October 06, 2015, 01:50:13 PM »
Wow, it looks so realistic
Can't tell if that's sarcasm...
No, dude, I'm honestly amazed at the level of details your painting has. It's truly astounding.
8667
« on: October 06, 2015, 01:45:49 PM »
Wow, it looks so realistic
8668
« on: October 06, 2015, 01:41:04 PM »
Jenny was a fine character, btw, lieutenant dan was way more annoying and bitchy than her
jenny still wasn't as good as the true best character of the movie, though: bubba
Lieutenant Dan was the man.
8669
« on: October 06, 2015, 01:40:48 PM »
Yet neither of them have the right to create it in the first place.
This isn't even anti-natalism--this is common sense. You don't have a kid with someone who is genetically at-risk.
Stupidity is a recessive trait? Are you sure?
8670
« on: October 06, 2015, 01:30:33 PM »
How come Tru is the forum pegboy both here and on Bungle?
That is a good question. Also, Jester doesn't jest when it comes to fucking.
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