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7201
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:14:19 AM »
I got stabbed in the hand by a pen once
I've not really seen many injuries.
I was once stabbed in the knee by a pencil, and the lead stayed in me for over a year.
*graphite
I'm starting to like you
7202
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:10:46 AM »
Chally is genuinely a good person
lmao
He's a great man with much wisdom to spread.
and knowledge.
CIRCLEJERK CIRCLEJERK CIRCLEJERK
bazoople
how does it feel to have your very own circlejerk now
Solonoid is obviously being sarcastic and I think Desty is trying to kill me and absorb my power, so I'm not sure.
Oh fuck, you know? I better 360° out of here
7203
« on: January 24, 2016, 09:05:34 AM »
Chally is genuinely a good person
lmao
He's a great man with much wisdom to spread.
and knowledge.
CIRCLEJERK CIRCLEJERK CIRCLEJERK
bazoople
how does it feel to have your very own circlejerk now
What are you talking about? The knowledge was a meme, and so there was only praise from one person. There wasn't a circle jerk, only a handjob, fucking dumbass fish bitch
7204
« on: January 24, 2016, 09:04:43 AM »
Chally is genuinely a good person
lmao
He's a great man with much wisdom to spread.
and knowledge.
CIRCLEJERK CIRCLEJERK CIRCLEJERK
bazoople
lol Verbatim sure does need to take a swim in the purple swimming pool
7205
« on: January 24, 2016, 05:45:01 AM »
There once was this suave guy that fought this huge fucking man. At first he dodged his attacks and was winning, but then his foot was caught, the big guy threw a punch that made the other guy lose a lot of his teeth, and then he pressed his fingers into the other guys' eyes until his head exploded.
7206
« on: January 24, 2016, 04:53:36 AM »
Ladies and gentlemen, and the other 20 users who are a mix of the two or just uncertain, this is the Desty gaming competition where you compete against me in one of the selected titles below, in order to win my offline time. That's right, if you win, I will not visit this site for a whole week! But this is a two way street, so if you participate you also have to be offline from this site for a week. Titles I'm up for: Tetris Chess Curvefever I'm open to suggestions for other titles. Spoiler If you break this sealed deal then you will be banned from ever competing against me again. List of users I've won against Spoiler Banj0 aka Neko - Tetris Battle 2p
Fedorekd™ - Chess List of users I've lost against Spoiler Fedorekd. He became Chess™
7207
« on: January 24, 2016, 04:35:00 AM »
This is a meme I can't handle 
7208
« on: January 24, 2016, 03:36:27 AM »
http://www.tailopez.com/I've read every article twice and I am now in possession of knowledge. With this knowledge I've gotten a few more mentors, and a million dollars, but what's more important than all the materialistic growth in the world is by far knowledge.
7209
« on: January 24, 2016, 03:34:07 AM »
Chally is genuinely a good person
lmao
He's a great man with much wisdom to spread.
and knowledge.
7210
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:56:32 PM »
Desexualizing nudity was my want. Still is, to an extent.
is that right?
i actually agree with that, then, to an extent
Why the fuck is "then" inbetween two commas?
7211
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:54:35 PM »
Good to see that the advice I gave you last night fell on deaf ears apparently.
Wait, have you guys seriously never heard of Tai Lopez? Deci, your advice is still in the back of my head, but I don't want to change that way right now. Still, that is irrelevant to this thread since it's a parody thread.
7212
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:17:49 PM »
oh god I'm really glad you added this second image to clear up the joke
I would've totally missed it if it weren't for that clarification
Don't bump his thread! Why must you share this thread with the rest of us? You sadist, you just want other people to attack Pip for him being a fuckboy retard.
7213
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:14:22 PM »
At least he has a brain, unlike you.
Oh good, if that's the case then I've finally found my other part. Do you wish to meet IRL or should we just keep this online?
7214
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:12:59 PM »
>Having a certain title on an off-shoot internet forum means something
No, what I'm saying isn't that it's worthless, what I'm saying is that Knowledge, is better than a new lamborghini- I mean title thing
7215
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:11:58 PM »
But Verbatim can actually make points in an argument and defend what he believes in.
You're the exact opposite.
Yeah, he eloquently explains his points to the best of his abilities so that you'll understand, regardless of your intelligence. I'm not so kind.
7216
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:10:05 PM »
Here in my garage, just bought this uhh new Lamborghini here.
7217
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:06:26 PM »
Fucker
7218
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:05:53 PM »
Reaching Legendary Invincible is alright as it is right now, but back in the days I couldn't have it. Now that I have it I know that the real value lies in knowledge.
7219
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:04:59 PM »
He used to be my mentor, but I took all the knowledge I could form him, and then I found another mentor, Challenger, but I took all the knowledge from him as well. In the end, I got more knowledge than they have combined, and I got this far by acknowledging my faults, which were about my ignorance, but with this new attained knowledge, I'm much more of a winner.
7220
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:59:38 PM »
What do you do on your spare time?
7221
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:57:48 PM »
how do you do it
7222
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:56:29 PM »
"Oh hey guys, Welcome to Britain!"
That image funny to you? You find humor in that situation?
Don't bother with him, he is easily one of the most stupid users on this site.
7223
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:52:01 PM »
Men shouldn't be punched in the face, either, retard. God, the amount of stupidity ITT is pathetic.
You do realize that that's the message that Loaf is conveying through satire, right?
Oh wait, you don't, 'cause you're pathetically stupid.
You do realize that Loaf doesn't have the brain cells to know what satire even is, right?
Pitiful.
7224
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:47:43 PM »
Oh, so when I wrote that stuff about the government it just went in through the right ear, and out through the left one, huh?
I guess so. I don't try to read your posts too carefully, lest I give myself an aneurysm.
Holy moly, I can read you like a book.
7225
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:47:01 PM »
Men shouldn't be punched in the face, either, retard. God, the amount of stupidity ITT is pathetic.
You do realize that that's the message that Loaf is conveying through satire, right? Oh wait, you don't, 'cause you're pathetically stupid.
7226
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:44:45 PM »
I think it should be legal, and I also think that people shouldn't be naked. I thought we were talking about the social taboo of it, not the fact that it's actually illegal.
I guess it should probably be legal, but I mean, it's a non-issue.
Oh, so when I wrote that stuff about the government it just went in through the right ear, and out through the left one, huh?
7227
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:42:57 PM »
Thinking of people I know in that sense is really uncomfortable. Lust is a terrible thing.
Mostly this and just, the thought of doing that and seeing them the next day or something is unsettling.
Your psyche is weak.
You're both limiting yourselves.
Sorry I dont jerk it to my friends Facebook
What? Are you even trying? Imbecile.
Are you?
No, you are an imbecile.
You resort to trying to subdue the attacker with friendliness in some sort.
Why? This is the internet, I can't harm you. You subconsciously do however think that I can, and so you limit yourself. You're weak.
Maybe you're just not worth my time
Yet here you are, wasting it on me.
Is that because being offensive just isn't in your nature? Why are you submissive?
Because I'm tsundere for you
And it's winning my heart for a few seconds, but I'm not gonna succumb to the sensation. You're strangely very charming, but that's it. You're just that. As one grows older, one doesn't become wiser. One only finds ways to resolve trouble, or cause it.
7228
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:39:45 PM »
Wait a minute, I hold an opinion that Verbatim has to agree with.
Verbatim, it's too late to prepare yourself. Brace yourself, Verbatim.
7229
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:38:03 PM »
Your psyche is weak.
You're both limiting yourselves.
You're rude.
to be fair, haven't you stated in the past that you wish society would start embracing sexuality more, instead of treating it as such a taboo? or was that about something else
might have been nudity actually, i can't remember
not that i agree with that mindset--i don't, at all
Nudity should be acceptable. The fact that the government is limiting us in that way is too... primal
go walk outside naked then
that's always what i say to these silly people who think nudity should be okay
walk outside naked, and see if you really believe what you're saying
the truth is, nobody wants to see your fat smelly ass, dick & balls flopping about, and the same goes for women--it's not limiting, it's just about decency, and it shouldn't change
Why? If killing people were legal, would you do it? Do you think I'd force you to? Do you know why that example is bad? It's bad because in that example you're doing something to someone else, whereas if you choose to be naked you're only not wearing something. I think it should be legal, and I also think that people shouldn't be naked.
7230
« on: January 23, 2016, 03:35:06 PM »
Thinking of people I know in that sense is really uncomfortable. Lust is a terrible thing.
Mostly this and just, the thought of doing that and seeing them the next day or something is unsettling.
Your psyche is weak.
You're both limiting yourselves.
Sorry I dont jerk it to my friends Facebook
What? Are you even trying? Imbecile.
Are you?
No, you are an imbecile.
You resort to trying to subdue the attacker with friendliness in some sort.
Why? This is the internet, I can't harm you. You subconsciously do however think that I can, and so you limit yourself. You're weak.
Maybe you're just not worth my time
Yet here you are, wasting it on me. Is that because being offensive just isn't in your nature? Why are you submissive?
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