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Messages - Desty

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The Flood / Re: Found this little shit. Decide it's fate
« on: June 03, 2016, 04:54:45 PM »
This is a pretty funny thread.

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The Flood / Re: Found this little shit. Decide it's fate
« on: June 03, 2016, 04:54:03 PM »
What breed of dog is that.
The shady kind

5553
The Flood / Re: Ecigs are getting too expensive for me
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:47:52 PM »
Maybe you should start smoking life

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The Flood / Re: Tell me why I should kill myself
« on: June 03, 2016, 12:34:31 PM »
'cause you're not contributing to human progress. You're only using up a finite amount of resources in order to live

5555
The Flood / Re: "funny enough"
« on: June 03, 2016, 12:26:40 PM »
Oh man, I was articulate back then.

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The Flood / Re: LOL Are these people for real?
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:13:18 AM »
/k/?

Why?

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 02, 2016, 01:47:13 PM »
Yes, that is what happened.

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 02, 2016, 01:45:41 PM »
*joke*

*literally nobody laughs*
ftfy

*tries to post in english*

*too fucking incompetent*
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get better  :D

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I was gonna post the plan you came up with, so no need for that.

If confrontation happens you can shift the attention to her. "I didn't know she had a boyfriend, but she did. She cheated on you, I didn't cheat on anyone. If I knew about you, I'd have told you. You should dump her, you're too good for a cheater."

or something like that.

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 02, 2016, 10:22:41 AM »
Hire a prostitute.  You have a girlfriend for the allotted time, and then she's gone.
but I don't want one?

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 02, 2016, 10:21:50 AM »
What are synonyms?
Nah, I don't think I could do a better job.

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 02, 2016, 09:53:28 AM »
*joke*

*literally nobody laughs*
ftfy

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The Flood / Re: I'm eating your apple.
« on: June 01, 2016, 01:39:27 PM »
Did somebody say grapple?

Do you want to start from mount or on your knees?

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 01, 2016, 01:38:18 PM »
What Jive said, only I just don't see the point in having a gf. I only see the appeal, but when applying it to me it doesn't seem like a lucrative deal.

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:18:39 PM »
I have a desire for something, but I don't actually want it.

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The Flood / Re: I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:03:07 PM »
It's your autism vs your homosexuality
I don't feel as though that answers anything. Seems to me you're just trying to appear witty.

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The Flood / I want a gf but I have no desire to have one
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:00:29 PM »
What is up

is it my rationale vs my biology?

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The Flood / Re: CHAD from The Bachelorette is a real life Chad
« on: June 01, 2016, 09:14:12 AM »
Guy after Chad's introduction

"Damn, Jojo, back at it again with" then it cuts off
these are all memesters/nu-males
One guy even sang for Jojo in front of everyone.

I hope Chad leaves the show when he realizes that Jojo ain't the one for him.

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The Flood / Re: CHAD from The Bachelorette is a real life Chad
« on: June 01, 2016, 08:56:39 AM »
"I always warn girls; stay away from the nice guys"
"Y'all don't know her yet, you can't be in love with her. If you are that's weird"
Chad is a cool guy

The only problem is that this is a show for its drama, so he'll of course be violent and stuff. Not sure if that's him or an exaggerated character for entertainment.

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The Flood / Re: CHAD from The Bachelorette is a real life Chad
« on: June 01, 2016, 08:46:50 AM »
People like this are cool

>hating on chad
>not a nu-male
pick only one

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post Things That Would Impress Any Woman.
« on: May 31, 2016, 10:17:12 AM »
Knowing every language in the world would probably impress all women

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The Flood / Re: A serious discussion on what it means to be in love
« on: May 31, 2016, 09:38:44 AM »
Love is when you look at somebody and go 'ayy lmao'
>implying I'm in love with the kid on the train that was talking about how he wants to hurt his classmates because they never return his stuff
>implying I'm in love with literal fedora-wearers in public


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The Flood / Re: I hate sponge bob
« on: May 31, 2016, 09:31:52 AM »
YouTube

this counts

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The Flood / Re: A serious discussion on what it means to be in love
« on: May 31, 2016, 04:17:29 AM »
To feel love and to be in love are different.

To be in love is an illusion that will fade once you get to know the partner, but to love someone is to love them for who they are without overlooking anything. I have yet to find such a person.

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Chewbacca has a human like dick
« on: May 31, 2016, 01:57:06 AM »
Zen, did you know that sissies get kissies?

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Chewbacca has a human like dick
« on: May 31, 2016, 01:56:32 AM »
LIME

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with an Orgazmorator?
« on: May 30, 2016, 12:28:49 PM »
"hey baby, with me you'll feel real good"

I'm of course not talking about a real baby haha   ;D
bad post
That's the point, dude, that's the freakin' point

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with an Orgazmorator?
« on: May 30, 2016, 12:21:38 PM »
"hey baby, with me you'll feel real good"

I'm of course not talking about a real baby haha   ;D

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The Flood / Re: Pepsi
« on: May 29, 2016, 03:18:29 PM »
Halo 2 ost Peril is better
YouTube

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