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The Flood / Jono's Friday Night
« on: August 05, 2016, 05:38:21 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / AMA , AMA
« on: August 05, 2016, 04:08:04 AM »
AMA MATHA FATHA GENTLEMAN

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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 06:05:36 PM »
>Ask me anything
>Wtf stop asking me shit
>Desty logic
That's fucking racist

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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 06:02:38 PM »
What the fuck are you all asking me questions for

fuck off

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The Flood / Re: Feels weird having normal sized balls again
« on: August 04, 2016, 06:01:58 PM »
huh

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The Flood / Re: Feels weird having normal sized balls again
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:53:10 PM »
I wish I could remove my balls. I'm not gonna have kids, so they're just a nuisance in two ways. A weak point and a reason to get condoms.

Apparently a vasectomy is just snipping off a cord.
Get castrated before your voice gets deep and join a choir
"it also greatly reduces the production of certain hormones, such as testosterone."
ayyy, that ain't good

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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:51:40 PM »
Why are you such a fag lol
Distant relationship with my father + like the 8th child to come out of my mom, so the hormones made me more girly


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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:50:39 PM »
Hey, Desty, don't you think you should get some sleep? I mean, you're gonna wake up in 6 hours.
Yeah, but I can honestly kinda do without some sleep. I've been oversleeping lately. It might interefere with my run tomorrow, but it's a small bump in the road.
A run? Why not a jog?
Fuck you, fag, stop asking so many questions

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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:50:09 PM »
Hey, Desty, don't you think you should get some sleep? I mean, you're gonna wake up in 6 hours.
Yeah, but I can honestly kinda do without some sleep. I've been oversleeping lately. It might interefere with my run tomorrow, but it's a small bump in the road.
A run? Why not a jog?

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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:49:28 PM »
Hey, Desty, don't you think you should get some sleep? I mean, you're gonna wake up in 6 hours.
Yeah, but I can honestly kinda do without some sleep. I've been oversleeping lately. It might interefere with my run tomorrow, but it's a small bump in the road.

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The Flood / Re: I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:48:13 PM »
Hey, Desty, don't you think you should get some sleep? I mean, you're gonna wake up in 6 hours.


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The Flood / AMA I am so fucking wise ask me anything
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:46:43 PM »
FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT

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The Flood / Re: Should Trump appoint Zimmerman to an office?
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:45:06 PM »
I heard that channelersex is gonna be appointed

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The Flood / Re: I feel like Das will enjoy this
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:39:58 PM »
"tutorial"

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The Flood / >people are lurking
« on: August 04, 2016, 04:53:37 PM »
2003 S A D  B O Y S
Looking at aprilatred and Esorofdor

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The Flood / I feel like Das will enjoy this
« on: August 04, 2016, 04:41:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: this is pretty awkward
« on: August 04, 2016, 04:39:57 PM »
Bang mom
shes a class-a mother/bitch
Well at least you both have something in common ayy lmao
So she was pregnant

Congrats, Eli

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The Flood / Re: this is pretty awkward
« on: August 04, 2016, 03:58:01 PM »
Is she pregnant?

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The Flood / Re: Feels weird having normal sized balls again
« on: August 04, 2016, 03:45:19 PM »
I wish I could remove my balls. I'm not gonna have kids, so they're just a nuisance in two ways. A weak point and a reason to get condoms.

Apparently a vasectomy is just snipping off a cord.

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The Flood / Re: 20 bucks or some financial advice from buffet
« on: August 04, 2016, 03:07:40 PM »
I'll take the buffet advice. Any food imbued with the power of speech is worth listening to, let alone a whole buffet.
But for 20 bucks you can eat at a buffet with a loved one. If you choose the buffet it might get eaten after it's done speaking and it might prove unwise to listen to someone who's gonna get eaten.

Makes ya think, doesn't it?

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The Flood / HAHAHAHAHA
« on: August 04, 2016, 03:00:59 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: 20 bucks or some financial advice from buffet
« on: August 04, 2016, 02:15:15 PM »
There are WAY too many buffets to go ahead and believe that you mean Warren Buffet.
Who's Warren Buffet?

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The Flood / Re: 20 bucks or some financial advice from buffet
« on: August 04, 2016, 01:38:03 PM »
Burrito Dorito gimme a Chorito

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The Flood / Re: Olympics are tomorrow.
« on: August 04, 2016, 01:29:48 PM »
Haha, we're gonna get some world records tomorrow, boys

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The Flood / 20 bucks or some financial advice from buffet
« on: August 04, 2016, 01:21:01 PM »
damn dan drop the bass

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Holy shit my man, that's 42.6152102 million Swedish kronor

I don't need any more than that

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I've done just that two or three times today for this thread alone.
Low confidence is a bad meme
Nah, I usually just can't find a way to say what I want to say. I'd rather say nothing than post for the sake of posting.
The words don't have to be perfect. What matters is that the idea is communicated in a way that others will understand. If you can't do that then you don't know yourself that well.

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The Flood / Re: I can't watch anymore Re:zero
« on: August 04, 2016, 08:46:18 AM »
Somebody bump this thread when it gets acceptable again

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The Flood / I can't watch anymore Re:zero
« on: August 04, 2016, 08:45:19 AM »
The main guy is just too fucking shitty for me to enjoy it anymore.

quit at the 2 minute mark of episode 17

Kept wishing his deus ex machina would stop working and he'd just permanently die off several times.

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The Flood / There's a fish head on my balcony
« on: August 04, 2016, 07:20:18 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkGtXtDlQA&feature=youtu.be&t=2m16s
What does this mean

why is there fish there

I'm too lazy to get rid of it.

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