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The Flood / Re: Mayweather vs McGregor press conference LOS ANGELES
« on: August 27, 2017, 10:19:02 AM »
HOOOLY SHIT

This fight was legendary! A whole lot of new respect for both fighters. Conor actually won the first three rounds, he survived for 10 rounds against the GOAT of boxing. Floyd didn't fight his counter style because he wanted to give the fans an entertaining fight after his fight with Pacman. 50-0-0 What a legend

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The Flood / Re: Mayweather vs McGregor press conference LOS ANGELES
« on: August 26, 2017, 02:18:49 PM »
So will this freestyle pseudo-sport die when their poster boy gets btfo
I can't even tell which sport you're talking about, or who the poster boy is.

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The Flood / Re: Whatever you're doing at this moment
« on: August 26, 2017, 02:14:36 PM »
He can't gain a perfect record
No, but he can destroy one

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The Flood / Re: I'll study and do martial arts
« on: August 26, 2017, 02:13:59 PM »
Suits*
Never embarrass me again. You could've been covert and pm'd me chally, why did you do this to me

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The Flood / Delete this thread
« on: August 26, 2017, 02:11:13 PM »
god damn it ABORT

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The Flood / Whatever you're doing at this moment
« on: August 26, 2017, 01:33:05 PM »
McGregor is gaining weight

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The Flood / Re: Mayweather vs McGregor press conference LOS ANGELES
« on: August 26, 2017, 01:24:09 PM »
Mayweather wins. End of story. Only question now is due to mismatch, how bad will McGregor fare. I mean it's dangerous to put an amateur and a professional in the same ring.
Hey, Paki, how many times I gotta tell you...

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The Flood / Re: Mayweather vs McGregor press conference LOS ANGELES
« on: August 26, 2017, 01:21:06 PM »
I can't wait to watch BLM chimp out if McGregor wins. It'll be like the Superbowl all over again.
LOL

I hadn't seen any of your "weird" replies, so this is a first for me. You really do have autism

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The Flood / Re: It's gonna be a David vs Goliath fight
« on: August 26, 2017, 03:26:27 AM »
Mayweather weighs like 4 pounds under the weight limit, and Conor almost looks like a drug addict, so you know he's gonna refuel up to 170
153 -CM
149.5 -FM

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The Flood / It's gonna be a David vs Goliath fight
« on: August 26, 2017, 03:24:11 AM »
https://youtu.be/PUMVQI5CyvI?t=18m37s

lmao @ the fucking guy that weighs the fighters
"AY QUIT FUCKING MOVING. BACK THE F- BACK UP

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The Flood / Re: Mayweather vs McGregor press conference LOS ANGELES
« on: August 26, 2017, 03:11:46 AM »
DEDICATION

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The Flood / Re: I start a new job on Monday.
« on: August 25, 2017, 01:13:14 PM »
What's the job being a gaylord oh wait you already do that full time
Nice one ,dude

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The Flood / Re: Concerning all those who've watched Drive
« on: August 24, 2017, 04:35:39 AM »



I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of youuuuu

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The Flood / Concerning all those who've watched Drive
« on: August 24, 2017, 04:21:24 AM »
At what times have you acted like the driver?

I was at work some months ago, and this mom came in, and I didn't say much as she was thinking about which sweets to buy, but I smiled and said as little as possible. Nothing too strange, but still funny when you think about how many others have imitated the driver.

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The Flood / Re: I keep having weird thoughts?
« on: August 24, 2017, 03:32:40 AM »
fucking normies, who invited you?

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Gaming / What's the earliest game you remember?
« on: August 23, 2017, 10:36:37 AM »
YouTube

I don't even remember having the game cover or anything really, except for watching my brother play this game- or was it me - over and over again 'cause he couldn't progress, so the cutscenes and some parts are really engraved in my memory.

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The Flood / Re: My nephew keeps rewinding the first episode of Naruto
« on: August 22, 2017, 03:44:44 PM »
My nephew is dead
What a coincidence, my nephew is also dead

He also owes me money, the little piece of shit

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The Flood / Re: My nephew keeps rewinding the first episode of Naruto
« on: August 22, 2017, 02:35:55 PM »
I agree with Verb

maybe you should kill your retarded nephew for watching a retarded show?

what the hell is wrong with you people
They always target the nephews, man

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The Flood / Re: GoT Episode 6 Discussion Thread?
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:48:49 PM »
>kill the one who raised them and they all die

zzz

Not to mention that this wasn't shown at Hardhome at all.
>"He must have been the one that raised them"

The fuck? Since when was it established canon that wights have specific symbiotic relationships? They're literally contradicting themselves at this point just so they can get an ebic 1v1 between Jon and the Night King.
It would've been fine if Jon had said fuck it, I'm not going on the dragon until I kill that motherfucker, then gone forward and fought the Night King.

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The Flood / Re: I keep having weird thoughts?
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:34:04 PM »
Markhan, stop hogging all the glory.

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The Flood / Re: I keep having weird thoughts?
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:33:11 PM »
Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?
My gay been good, I'm feeding him with bananas and allow to play him League of Legends sometimes, he always picks Tryndamere for some reason.
I laughed a bit harder than I should have.
Your welcome.
What about it?

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The Flood / Re: My nephew keeps rewinding the first episode of Naruto
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:32:09 PM »
I agree with Verb

maybe you should kill your retarded nephew for watching a retarded show?
Oh boo hiss

That's what's wrong with you people, you always target the nephews. What did they ever do to you?

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The Flood / Re: I keep having weird thoughts?
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:29:10 PM »
Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?
My gay been good, I'm feeding him with bananas and allow to play him League of Legends sometimes, he always picks Tryndamere for some reason.
I laughed a bit harder than I should have.
That's MR Markhan to you, Halo

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The Flood / Re: Has Rick and Morty always been this bad?
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:17:02 PM »
I still dig it. Pickle rick is pretty good tbh fam.
Name one good thing about you. The only reason you're not getting bullied for the shit you say is 'cause you're a fucking nobody. A blank slate

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The Flood / Re: I keep having weird thoughts?
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:10:57 PM »
Oh my day? Fun thing  happened if you're the ice cream man (I am). So today is the day the ice truck man took back his ice cream team freezer, so the ice creams inside were up for grabs for us the workers, but I'm the only one there atm 'cause you work alone which gets lonely but that's besides the point. Some kids come in and buy ice cream, I scold them a bit and they walk off with their cold ones, but I tell the kids I tell them "Hey wait, wait up, you there wait." But they're fucking deaf for being so young which doesn't make sense since kids ought to have the best hearing. So I desperately say "Hey you kids" and this last kid turns around, and I tell him, "Hey kid, wait up, I'll show you something good. You'll like it, I'll just deal with this old man.".

So I deal with the old man, and then I tell the kid that looks kind of like a blone Stranger Things main kid and his one friend that looks like a better looking goofy guy with the crooked teeth, that I can give them a Ben and fucking Jerry's ice cream for free. Not those small ones either, the big ones. I ask them which flavour they want I ask them "Chocolate, pb and cookies, or Funky Monkey?" and they both say Funky Monkey in unison like that's the hottest ice cream out there- how these kids know about these vegan ice creams is beyond me.

So instead of thanking me by showing a lot of gratitude, or becoming kind of silent 'cause they're kids who don't know how to properly thank someone- I'm used to it being so kind to kids and all - they fucking bolt after saying thanks. Kids gave off the Stranger Thing's vibe a little with their hoodlum gang, so I had to give emm one for free.

Spoiler
I walked home with 8 pints of expensive vegan ice cream. Don't be jealous, it tastes really weird and bad


Oh how was yesterday? My fucking ear got destroyed. Left ear has gotten fucked by the pressure in my headphones. I'm just waiting for it to recover.

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The Flood / I keep having weird thoughts?
« on: August 22, 2017, 01:00:05 PM »
Like at work, I saw this girl hand in her resumé that I'd pass on, I looked at it inside while walking and thought "If I wanted to, I could use the information listed on here to murder her safely",  but I was too into the paper and stumbled on something. Instead of thinking something normal like "ouch" or "fuck" I kept having thoughts like "If gravity would've been deactivated for a moment this wouldn't have happened." or "If there was no friction or gravity on stairs, could you slide up on them?", "What the fuck did I ever do to deserve stumbling, I haven't stumbled in 3 months, why now?" It didn't even hurt, it was just embarrassing 'cause I know the cameras picked up on it and I just can't help but imagine my coworkers rewinding the tape and laughing.

Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?

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The Flood / Re: Hospital?
« on: August 22, 2017, 12:47:53 PM »
Do you exercise? A good jog at sunset usually helps me relax before bed.

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The Flood / Re: So there's a test I absolutely have to pass in 2 months
« on: August 21, 2017, 01:37:00 PM »
Do the right thing, what you need to do over what you want to do
yeah... you're right

guess I'll have to put kicking ass on hold

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The Flood / So there's a test I absolutely have to pass in 2 months
« on: August 21, 2017, 01:25:34 PM »
I've made a schedule for my studying sessions, and I think the best time to study is at 7 pm, but all of the sessions in my MMA gym are around that time, so I can't do both. I'm thinking that for this term, instead of doing martial arts, I just go to a normal gym and get my gains on. Gyms don't open at specified times, they're a drop-in business.

Still, I'll be missing out on a tournament I wanted to get into this year. What do you think I should do?

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The Flood / Re: GoT Episode 6 Discussion Thread?
« on: August 21, 2017, 05:57:56 AM »
God damn it, I was hoping that Jon would have a Jamie moment where he rushes towards the Knight King and has a nice fight then Danny backs him up and the show just ends then and there

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