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2371
« on: September 13, 2017, 03:05:47 PM »
A man wants to drink alcoholic beverages, but he can't enter an establishment for that. The bar is too high, his social anxiety kicks in, he turns around 360 degrees and tried to leave, but before he can escape a man stops him.
"We don't cotton to strangers around these parts. Scram!"
Scared, the man runs in the opposite direction, only to find himself inside the establishment for the beer.
"This is what I've become."
2372
« on: September 13, 2017, 02:37:49 PM »
He's thirsty and hungry and his clothes are all worn out. He's starving and about to collapse when he stumbles onto a wedding and upon trying to enter the outdoor celebration, he's stopped by a guard at the entrance. The guard tells him
"Get out of here, poor rat, only real iranians are allowed in here"
so the man walks home, showers, changes clothes into his fine suit, then goes back to the wedding to eat the food and drink the water.
He says to the guard
"I am here to celebrate in the wedding"
To which the guard responds with
"Of course, sir, step right in"
So he does. He goes to the food place, takes a plate, and puts green goo sabzi on it, finds a lonely table, then sits down to dine. He takes some bread, scoops up some sabzi, then drops it on his fine and expensive clothing. The man then tells the suit
"There! Have this food. It seems like you were invited and not me."
2373
« on: September 13, 2017, 01:30:06 PM »
Slim Jim, he did not.
2374
« on: September 13, 2017, 10:31:07 AM »
You watch kids shows
2375
« on: September 13, 2017, 10:29:27 AM »
i'm going to join the military so people will feel obliged to give me arbitrary respect lol
lmao you wouldn't last a week in bootcamp
if trannies can do it so can verb tbh
Do you know 'cause you did it?
you're not funny
Well stand-up isn't really my thing
2376
« on: September 13, 2017, 10:08:11 AM »
i'm going to join the military so people will feel obliged to give me arbitrary respect lol
lmao you wouldn't last a week in bootcamp
if trannies can do it so can verb tbh
Do you know 'cause you did it?
2377
« on: September 11, 2017, 10:31:02 PM »
Dude, printers were designed to fuck with you so you'll buy more and more ink. Everything's designed to break after a while by some dent or programming
2378
« on: September 11, 2017, 10:28:41 PM »
Oh my god, PETER. You could've stopped this! hint  It's both a spiderman reference, and a reference to how Joey Diaz talks
2379
« on: September 11, 2017, 10:23:23 PM »
Fuck, I'm pretty sure those are the facial features of a baby
Maybe on Tinkerbell, but not on Silvermist.
Nope, Tinkerbell looks like a teen, and Silvermist looks like some alien baby-faced woman. Do you like Silvermist for her body, or for her face? Is it body and wings? 'cause if so, there are hotter fairies and you know it. Face it, you're into literal babyfaces.
2380
« on: September 11, 2017, 01:32:25 PM »
We all remember what happened when ED raided us.
Ehh, no?
2381
« on: September 11, 2017, 12:20:47 PM »
better to be a goat than to be the rat king, you rat bastard
2382
« on: September 11, 2017, 12:00:05 PM »
anyone cool left a long time ago
I'm the last of my kind
Yeah, us two. We're survivors. It's a dying breed
2383
« on: September 11, 2017, 11:53:00 AM »
Fuck, I'm pretty sure those are the facial features of a baby
2384
« on: September 11, 2017, 11:51:44 AM »
You can't afford Mordo's rates, bby
whatever, paedophilia man
Fairies aren't children.
wtf you like fairies? What's wrong with you?
The fairy thing is in reference to a bunch of Tinkerbell posts I made on B.OLD and this place several years ago. It's not all that bad. At least they're humanoid. It could be worse. I could be a furry. I could have been a Brony.
Furries are into animals that look like humans. Bronys are straight up into bestiality. Fairy lovers are into pre-pubescent girls in a fantasy cosplay
cute facial features
lmao, what are you saying? A) that girl looks terrible, B) the facial features of that girl is much more childish than the Tinkerbell pics but the whole fucking picture of that fairy looks so outlandish I can't understand why you'd like that... then again I don't like children either, so it makes sense.
2385
« on: September 11, 2017, 11:48:36 AM »
Actually nvm, she looks more like she's 14
or maybe 13
These sure don't look like the hips of a 13 year old to me.
I remember in 7th grade there was this ridiculously thicc girl in my class. She was so fucking thicc the whole school knew about it. Even to this day going off on memory, she's thicc by adult standards, maybe even to perfection. I don't imagine she gained that "form" in one year. In that grade, there was also a guy that was 2 meters long. Thing is, you can't just say "Oh, that don't look like a 13 year old to me" when there are so many different genes in billions of people.
2386
« on: September 10, 2017, 05:09:57 PM »
Actually nvm, she looks more like she's 14 or maybe 13
2387
« on: September 10, 2017, 05:06:46 PM »
You can't afford Mordo's rates, bby
whatever, paedophilia man
Fairies aren't children.
wtf you like fairies? What's wrong with you?
The fairy thing is in reference to a bunch of Tinkerbell posts I made on B.OLD and this place several years ago. It's not all that bad. At least they're humanoid. It could be worse. I could be a furry. I could have been a Brony.
Furries are into animals that look like humans. Bronys are straight up into bestiality. Fairy lovers are into pre-pubescent girls in a fantasy cosplay
2388
« on: September 10, 2017, 03:38:14 PM »
You can't afford Mordo's rates, bby
whatever, paedophilia man
Fairies aren't children.
wtf you like fairies? What's wrong with you?
2389
« on: September 09, 2017, 07:00:46 PM »
Desty for making list of people cruisin for a bruisin
2390
« on: September 09, 2017, 06:49:22 PM »
Here's my list: Iberian Husky the unfunny cunt Mordo Chakas the fucking weirdo Snake the Uncastle crasher Gengis Khan Gengis Khan once more for laughs Gats the fucking weirdo minus paedophilia XSean Banjo
2391
« on: September 09, 2017, 04:03:53 PM »
You can't afford Mordo's rates, bby
whatever, paedophilia man
Don't even talk to him Desty he'll go after your nephew.
What a sick freak
*cough cough* see they say I'm a freaky man 'cause I like freaky girls, and I'm sick so I'm a sick freak
2392
« on: September 09, 2017, 03:49:09 PM »
You can't afford Mordo's rates, bby
whatever, paedophilia man
2393
« on: September 09, 2017, 03:48:43 PM »
AAH lassie got blasted no cUnt leaves here 'til we find oUt what cont ded et 
2394
« on: September 09, 2017, 12:28:26 PM »
They should have named this one "Isis"
Why so they can act like Allah is striking America?
Think first
 Areh, che haal, ustad?
2395
« on: September 08, 2017, 05:42:40 PM »
The boys a good lad
2396
« on: September 08, 2017, 05:34:46 PM »
did he just unironically perma ban you? lmao
From my own room too
2397
« on: September 08, 2017, 05:11:18 PM »
god damn mongolian piece of shit
2398
« on: September 08, 2017, 04:14:03 PM »
we dem boys
2399
« on: September 08, 2017, 03:17:41 PM »
than commander Shepard
2400
« on: September 08, 2017, 03:16:09 PM »
*laughter-crying emoji* what eclipse?
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