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The Flood / Re: Can we all agree that we can't all agree?
« on: September 23, 2017, 02:21:44 PM »
Can we all agree your mom has it going on?
What about your mom, NotKiyo?

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The Flood / Can we all agree that we can't all agree?
« on: September 23, 2017, 01:10:08 PM »
lmao what a paradox

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The Flood / Re: This place seems dead
« on: September 23, 2017, 11:52:16 AM »
They all went to fuck your mom, but never came back  :-[
My mom's a classy lady, unlike yours. :-]
How could a classy lady raise a shit like you?

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The Flood / Re: I am going to become an anti man serial killer
« on: September 23, 2017, 11:51:35 AM »
Desty's mom still has it goin on.
No she ain't
Your mom doesn't even know who your dad is.
Irrelevant and not true

Who are you? The "NotKiyo schtick is older than the atrocious Jeb Bush -fucking kill yourself- persona

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The Flood / Re: This place seems dead
« on: September 23, 2017, 11:15:27 AM »
They all went to fuck your mom, but never came back  :-[

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The Flood / Re: I am going to become an anti man serial killer
« on: September 23, 2017, 09:48:18 AM »
Desty's mom still has it goin on.
No she ain't

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The Flood / Re: I am going to become an anti man serial killer
« on: September 22, 2017, 06:43:14 PM »
You guys are fucking legendary

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The Flood / Re: @Snake
« on: September 21, 2017, 12:42:38 PM »
I'll pay you back. I have money now.

Send me a game on Discord you want.
Spoiler

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The Flood / @Snake
« on: September 21, 2017, 12:19:36 PM »



 >:(

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The Flood / Re: who did it better
« on: September 21, 2017, 12:04:28 PM »
Why are you still alive?
Stop being so grumpy, motherfucker

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The Flood / Re: Ask me anything
« on: September 20, 2017, 10:19:03 PM »
What
Doth
LIFE?

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: September 20, 2017, 10:12:06 PM »

I know you're a troll, but still. Stop posting your 9gag memes

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lol white people
The only white person ITT is Jeb and maybe you? Aren't you the guy that posted his rap lyrics?

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Bro you live in Sweden LMAO there's no ghettos there
isn't a ghetto just the place where unemployed and lowclass people live in poverty? I mean I'm sure there's crime here, but no race hating to the point where territories form I'm sure. Minus guns too, or? nah  :-X

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Next time you get a train lie down in front of the tracks
I don't think I'll ever get a train. Seems like you'd have to have really rich friends
Or you're just very poor.

Yeah, but you wanna know who's the sad person here? It's poor you. Jeb Bush persona is old
Desty, go lie down on the tracks.
If you wanna see someone get railed so bad, sneak into your mom's room at night. I'll show you a real railing.

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Next time you get a train lie down in front of the tracks
I don't think I'll ever get a train. Seems like you'd have to have really rich friends
Or you're just very poor.

Yeah, but you wanna know who's the sad person here? It's poor you. Jeb Bush persona is old

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Next time you get a train lie down in front of the tracks
I don't think I'll ever get a train. Seems like you'd have to have really rich friends

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Everytime I go there, on the train, there's always at least one crazy person. This time it was someone making growling noises. Anyway, so I get off, and then I'm waiting for my pickup, but the sight I see is phenomenol. The whole wall on the other side of the street is graffiti'd in one theme, and there's this uzi guy that reminds me of early 2000s. The whole place was early 2000s.

So after staring at the wall for about 5 minutes, I see this leatherpants-wearing cat, but her face looks like the nice person's face, so the contrasting clothing- while still working- gives her so much more appeal. After a few minutes, the next volley of people coming out of the train station bring an underage girl wearing camopants, some sweater thing around her waist, some one color shirt (can't remember if it was red or yellow or green), and a fucking katana. She's walking with a somewhat fat boy with a "modern" haircut. The way she moved the sword made me think it was a prop, but who knows.

Then today when I go back to civilization, everything looks so fucking generic and boring. Fuck this place, adventure lies elsewhere.

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The Flood / Re: There must be some kind of way out of here
« on: September 20, 2017, 03:17:11 AM »
Then let's find that exit they call paradise

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The Flood / Re: Man this place stinks
« on: September 20, 2017, 03:15:36 AM »
That stench... I've smelt it before
Futata, whoever smelt it, dealt it
Spoiler

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Yeah, definitely. I'd go for strangers, people I know (if I decided that it wouldn't be a bad decision), and celebrities I like.

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The Flood / Re: so i just saw It
« on: September 17, 2017, 04:11:36 PM »
I don't watch supernatural horror. I believe watching the said movies open demonic doors into your life and pave the way for torment. I've experienced some spooky shit in my life. I don't need any more.
LOL

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The Flood / Re: CaneloGGG
« on: September 16, 2017, 10:47:30 PM »
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Thanks for not spoiling, I'll be sure to check it once I get back from work.

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The Flood / Re: so i just saw It
« on: September 16, 2017, 10:23:38 PM »
7/10, i had fun even though i didn't jump a single time (but i never do anyway)

that said, i gave myself a bad case of post-horror movie paranoia
I came in intending to make a cheap "Stop playing the pronoun game. What did you see?" joke, but I just can't ignore this.
Jump scares are misused, and arguably 100% bad. They don't make you scared, they make you flinch, and then once it's over, all the built up tension leaves you and you feel safe. If you want to watch a good horror flick you should walk out of there with a "bad case of post-horror movie paranoia", not muscle cramps from flinching.

Oh and clowns don't exist in the real world. It's all a buncha cOsplay

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The Flood / Re: So my cat has a magnetic collar, and he just walked in...
« on: September 16, 2017, 01:30:57 PM »
How does your cat not care about that weight?

Boy, he's been carrying it a long time.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: halo machinimas
« on: September 16, 2017, 04:02:54 AM »
the episode of arby where they play brawl instead was pretty funny

the only machinima i've ever really enjoyed is freeman's mind, even though that's barely a machinima
wher is teh luv
teh loev
the luv

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The Flood / Re: plug.dj
« on: September 15, 2017, 03:42:37 PM »
wasnt there already a room
You're such a fucking idiot

get a clue

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The Flood / Re: lmao fuck you mordo
« on: September 15, 2017, 01:51:58 AM »
He watches kid shows

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The Flood / Re: My buddy's GF is a control freak
« on: September 13, 2017, 03:08:58 PM »
I know it's the most obvious answer

but maybe he just needs to be honest with her and say he's not happy with her and break it off. Why would you make yourself more miserable being stuck with someone you clearly don't have feelings for anymore? Honesty helps both her and him. There doesn't need to be some weird sort of game or event on how he should break it off, just get her alone and talk to her and be real.
Ayy, that's the profile pic of best girl/couple

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The Flood / Re: A man walks in the desert
« on: September 13, 2017, 03:07:20 PM »
A man wants to drink alcoholic beverages, but he can't enter an establishment for that. The bar is too high, his social anxiety kicks in, he turns around 360 degrees and tried to leave, but before he can escape a man stops him.
"We don't cotton to strangers around these parts. Scram!"
Scared, the man runs in the opposite direction, only to find himself inside the establishment for the beer.
"This is what I've become."
360 degrees is a complete revolution
Amen, brother

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