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The Flood / VIVA PARTY SLUTS
« on: October 01, 2017, 12:56:34 PM »
WITH THEIR CRAZY PARTY BUTTS

UUUUGH

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The Flood / Look who it is
« on: September 30, 2017, 10:22:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Say something
« on: September 29, 2017, 03:08:15 AM »
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Flood / Re: New Topic
« on: September 28, 2017, 03:56:36 PM »
I moved out last week and now I've realised that I honestly have no idea what to do in regards to food. I'm honestly not quite sure what I've made for dinner for the past two weeks.
When going grocery shopping, divide it into
1) Breakfast
2) Lunch
3) Dinner

then get things for each until you are sure you have food for all three.
Lunch and dinner is the same thing. You just make lunch for two, put it in the fridge or freezer, then heat it up for dinner.
Dinner should be minimal carbs, maximum veggies / fruit.
You're a fruit

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The Flood / Re: New Topic
« on: September 28, 2017, 02:20:25 PM »
I moved out last week and now I've realised that I honestly have no idea what to do in regards to food. I'm honestly not quite sure what I've made for dinner for the past two weeks.
When going grocery shopping, divide it into
1) Breakfast
2) Lunch
3) Dinner

then get things for each until you are sure you have food for all three.
Lunch and dinner is the same thing. You just make lunch for two, put it in the fridge or freezer, then heat it up for dinner.

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The Flood / Re: New Topic
« on: September 28, 2017, 11:32:42 AM »
My week has honestly been reaaaally protagonist-y

The first two days I had the place to myself, on  Sunday my neighbour who cooks for a living invited me to a dinner at his place for a meal with his wife or something on Friday. On the second day of the week a girl came to my store and said she wanted to hang out with me, so I gave her my phone number. On the third day my friend said he wanted to hang out on Friday and play video games. Now on the fourth day while on my way to get a haircut after work I met up with an old friend I haven't seen in like 3 years, so I got his number so we can hang out in a bar or something. I got a fucking sexy haircut, oh and I turned 19 yesterday. Birthday thing with some family on Saturday.

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The Flood / Re: New Topic
« on: September 28, 2017, 11:26:25 AM »
I moved out last week and now I've realised that I honestly have no idea what to do in regards to food. I'm honestly not quite sure what I've made for dinner for the past two weeks.
Just think of a food, then look up a recipe online. Like, chicken meatballs. Buy minced chicken meat, mix it with some salt, peppar, other spices, then mix in a concoction of cooking cream and bread crumbs. Bam, you've got spicy meatballs for the family. Just boil some pasta with it.

Or you could buy some noodles, slice some chicken breast, spice it up, fry and boil, then mix the two and bam, some japanese shit.

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Gaming / Re: tetris
« on: September 25, 2017, 10:49:52 PM »
Nah, for real though, get this kiddie shit outta here. I'm basically a world champion, and you guys are just pro boxers in your countries

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Gaming / Re: tetris
« on: September 25, 2017, 10:49:03 PM »
He called me a victim; now he has to fall.

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The Flood / Re: Halloween Ideas
« on: September 25, 2017, 10:08:38 PM »
Go as Dracula, or a mummy

2321
The Flood / Re: Give me one good reason not to buy a motorcycle
« on: September 25, 2017, 01:55:54 PM »
nvm

2322
The Flood / Give me one good reason not to buy a motorcycle
« on: September 25, 2017, 01:34:36 PM »
inb4 danger
I am  the danger

2323
The Flood / Re: This place seems dead
« on: September 25, 2017, 12:49:13 PM »
Dead site
I met a 15 year old yesterday that was way nicer than you. Fuck you, Ender. Also how've you been?
Everyone is nice compared to you.
Oh, I'm not nice? I apologize, really, I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?
Well, you apologised so that's enough.
No, really, I was out of line. Let me buy you dinner
Can I come too?
Sorry, Greenwood. If you want me, you'll have to make a reservation. Got work tomorrow, Birthday on Wednesday, work on Thursday, Dinner party at my neigbhour's, Family birthday party on Saturday- yadda yadda. Maybe next year? ???

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The Flood / Re: This place seems dead
« on: September 25, 2017, 10:14:19 AM »
Dead site
I met a 15 year old yesterday that was way nicer than you. Fuck you, Ender. Also how've you been?
Everyone is nice compared to you.
Oh, I'm not nice? I apologize, really, I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?
Well, you apologised so that's enough.
No, really, I was out of line. Let me buy you dinner

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The Flood / Re: This place seems dead
« on: September 25, 2017, 09:23:35 AM »
Dead site
I met a 15 year old yesterday that was way nicer than you. Fuck you, Ender. Also how've you been?
Everyone is nice compared to you.
Oh, I'm not nice? I apologize, really, I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?

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The Flood / Re: This place seems dead
« on: September 25, 2017, 09:19:11 AM »
Dead site
I met a 15 year old yesterday that was way nicer than you. Fuck you, Ender. Also how've you been?

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The Flood / Re: NotKiyo
« on: September 24, 2017, 01:25:42 PM »
It doesn't even matter, dude, you're already dead to me

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The Flood / Re: NotKiyo
« on: September 24, 2017, 01:22:23 PM »
What is your problem
Vien shouldn't you be dying from a hurricane or something?

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The Flood / Re: This scene made me laugh for 4 minutes
« on: September 24, 2017, 01:20:09 PM »
That wasn't funny at all, and why the fuck is cut into 3 short videos?
I don't know, dude. It's like 4 minutes long, so it really doesn't make sense

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The Flood / Re: I didn't ask for shit on my birthday
« on: September 24, 2017, 12:48:06 PM »
Your mom was too busy getting nailed to get you anything on your bday.
I don't know what's worse, your "jokes" or your mom's hallway of a vagina.
You're a pedo
Yeah? So are you, my mom's 14
You can do better than that, your mom must be so disappointed.
I can do better than your mom? Yea, I know, but I like her butt so much it's hard to walk away, you know?
No no no, we're talking about your mom here, not mine. Mines a classy lady.
She's a classy lady, and a good woman.

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The Flood / This scene made me laugh for 4 minutes
« on: September 24, 2017, 12:43:49 PM »
YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

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The Flood / NotKiyo
« on: September 24, 2017, 08:32:45 AM »
What the FUCK is your problem?

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The Flood / Re: Can we all agree that we can't all agree?
« on: September 24, 2017, 08:27:41 AM »
Surely you'd get beat up IRL and change
lol do u seriously see the world through this lens
Yeah, it's survival of the fittest. The only reason you can't adapt is 'cause you're fat.

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The Flood / Re: I didn't ask for shit on my birthday
« on: September 24, 2017, 06:54:54 AM »
Your mom was too busy getting nailed to get you anything on your bday.
I don't know what's worse, your "jokes" or your mom's hallway of a vagina.
You're a pedo
Yeah? So are you, my mom's 14
You can do better than that, your mom must be so disappointed.
I can do better than your mom? Yea, I know, but I like her butt so much it's hard to walk away, you know?

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The Flood / Re: I didn't ask for shit on my birthday
« on: September 24, 2017, 05:56:18 AM »
Your mom was too busy getting nailed to get you anything on your bday.
I don't know what's worse, your "jokes" or your mom's hallway of a vagina.
You're a pedo
Yeah? So are you, my mom's 14

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The Flood / Re: Can we all agree that we can't all agree?
« on: September 24, 2017, 05:35:05 AM »
Can we all agree your mom has it going on?
What about your mom, NotKiyo?
Is a classy lady, yours has it going on
Holy shit you're so fucking annoying

How can you be this fucking annoying? Surely you'd get beat up IRL and change
How can your mom have it going on?
YOU MOTHER-
KEEP HIM HERE!

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The Flood / Re: what should I ask for my birthday
« on: September 24, 2017, 01:34:46 AM »
An hour with Desty's mom, she only costs $30 an hour.
Holy shit you're so fucking stupid I literally want to Kirby stomp you through the entire galaxy

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The Flood / Re: Can we all agree that we can't all agree?
« on: September 24, 2017, 01:28:50 AM »
Can we all agree your mom has it going on?
What about your mom, NotKiyo?
Is a classy lady, yours has it going on
Holy shit you're so fucking annoying

How can you be this fucking annoying? Surely you'd get beat up IRL and change

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The Flood / Re: Name something we can all agree on?
« on: September 23, 2017, 02:31:23 PM »
Halo 4 is a shit game
Oooh, you forget about CMD, you fat fuck?

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The Flood / I didn't ask for shit on my birthday
« on: September 23, 2017, 02:24:42 PM »
but the doctor spanked my ass, and cut off my penis regardless.

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