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0% sarcasm

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Nevermind

It looks like I'm on grill duty

Now if only I had friends to sip plastic cups with
I can see why you're so famous on B.net

You're making me want to be with you while you do whatever that is

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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 04:56:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 04:53:01 PM »
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Hey, man, you ruined my joke.

Say herd of cows

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It's called a murder of crows good job ruining your shitty joke


Edit: Lol I wish I could read but it's a herd of cows or a kine of cows so you still fucked up
Yeah, I've heard of cows

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It's called a murder of crows good job ruining your shitty joke
???

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T4R

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The Flood / Re: What makes you happy?
« on: June 13, 2015, 04:38:08 PM »
Serotonin, dopamine.
That paints me the picture of someone who has a good relationship with their family & friends, but doesn't really get intimate.

You feel like they have expectations on you, like you're a part of something bigger, but where is the love? Where is the oxytocin?

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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 04:35:22 PM »
I lost count after 18

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The Flood / How do you sell a product?
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:33:34 PM »
To sell a product you first have to sell the idea.

Why does this product exist? What does this product offer me in my life?

Secondly you explain how it works, and its features.

Thirdly you say what it is. This is the product.

Why How What
The reason for why the last one is last, is because once you involve business with people, they are harder to reach. Often times it doesn't matter how the investment is going as long as the person regularly lets the investors in on the progress, and the overall likability of the invested. Thus, what people believe in< and not the money, is what matters.

The how part is to explain why they need it.

Now let's remove the last part. What you're left with is Why) people believe in your product How) You give them a reason to get the product.

Doesn't the above sounds amazing?

Don't think this is successful? Look at this video
YouTube

He first talks about why he's selling the product.

Then he talks about the features that his product has. These amaze the audience, because they already like the product, even though they know little about it.

When it comes to the phone, he tries to go to the how part as much as possible. He doesn't say "This is the Iphone, it does what I've talked about, and it costs $100"

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The Flood / Re: What makes you happy?
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:03:48 PM »
too many things so i'll narrow it down to top stuff

-Lifting weights
-getting a sick pump when there are lots of people at the gym to admire me
-beautiful women
-learning a song on the piano
-singing
-flirting
-reading
-positive attention
You seem to be a person striving for perfection.

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The Flood / Re: Someone just fucking died and it's being streamed
« on: June 13, 2015, 01:52:49 PM »
He's Swedish by the looks of it

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The Flood / Re: guys click no
« on: June 13, 2015, 01:15:49 PM »
Whoever voted no: Thank you

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The Flood / Re: guys click no
« on: June 13, 2015, 01:11:41 PM »

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The Flood / guys click no
« on: June 13, 2015, 01:09:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If You could give me one piece of advice
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:54:09 PM »
Don't be afraid to mix in some reds, blues and all of the rainbow's colours into your diet

Red
Orange
Yellow
Blue
Indigo
Green
Violet

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The Flood / Re: What makes you happy?
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:01:17 PM »
Doing something I'm good at and helping people with it

Jasmine and Oolong tea

motherfucking puppies, they're the best at making you smile when you're down
Down as in down? When I'm depleted and a zombie, I will almost cry at the thought of going to buy some chocolate/chips/unameit

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The Flood / Re: mm cummy penor
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:59:01 AM »
Forget I even asked

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The Flood / Re: What makes you happy?
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:58:28 AM »
Going for a walk by the river with my dog and some friends. Nothing beats a nice day outside!
Walk alone
vs
Walk w/ friends

what's the difference? This is coming from an introvert, so I want a serious answer.

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The Flood / Re: I think that I am cool
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:16:02 AM »
Bitch, you ain't.
At least I'm not a fraud.

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The Flood / I think that I am cool
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:14:00 AM »
Do you think that you are cool?

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The Flood / Re: rate my pc
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:49:44 AM »
A 2GB 960 is an incredibly underpowered card.  You're not going to get much out of that.

I'd go with a 4GB R9 290 for about $50 more.
You fucking lying piece of shit GET OUT OF MY THREAD

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The Flood / Re: rate my pc
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:43:56 AM »
not bad, but why do you need a cd drive
It seems like a basic requirement. Do you think I shouldn't have it? I mean, don't I need it to play store-bought games?
Who even buys physical games for PC? Just use Steam, GOG and G2A.
m8 it's 20 bucks
that's 20 bucks you could use to buy multiple games with on the Steam and GOG sale
Alright, fine. Here's the truth. I don't have a bank card, so it's more convenient for me to buy stuff IRL due to cash exchange.

I have to ask an adult for their card when buying stuff online, and I rarely do. I know I should get a bank card, but I'm meh about it.

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The Flood / Re: rate my pc
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:37:08 AM »
not bad, but why do you need a cd drive
It seems like a basic requirement. Do you think I shouldn't have it? I mean, don't I need it to play store-bought games?
Who even buys physical games for PC? Just use Steam, GOG and G2A.
m8 it's 20 bucks

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The Flood / Re: rate my pc
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:12:38 AM »
not bad, but why do you need a cd drive
It seems like a basic requirement. Do you think I shouldn't have it? I mean, don't I need it to play store-bought games?

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The Flood / Re: Hand thing
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:36:52 AM »
Verbatim, what is this?

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to see Jurassic world in TWO hours
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:35:46 AM »
Yes

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The Flood / rate my pc
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:33:46 AM »
The price went up to a whooping 620 dollars! From 400 Dollars (wanting a normal computer that'd run most games) to 600 dollars (due to suggestions or something).
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/74d9ZL

I've gotten compliments from some peeps, but just how well is this baby gonna run? How spicy is this meatball?

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The Flood / Re: Having a shit,
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:24:10 AM »
What is up with people doing weird stuff?

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to see Jurassic world in TWO hours
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:21:44 AM »
Just seen it.  Thought the kids were horribly written (though i can't think of a movie where kids aren't annoying pos).

Spoiler
Thought it was good up until the end.  I couldn't maintain suspension of disbelief with that woman out running a T-Rex in heels for like 800ft and the lone raptor tagging in to help Big T get back up.  I liked how Spike died though.

Also, the transition of how the raptors acted to Pratt was poorly done.  From trying to eat him to hunting, back to e
trying to eating him then after they catch him staring into his eyes and turning good again.

7/10

First JP is 9/10 in comparison.
Spoiler
They didn't straight up want to eat him in the cage, he got between them and their "food". Even after the Indominus Rex became the alpha, the raptor in the field (the one that got blown up by an RPG) didn't make any attempt to attack him. At the end, when it was literally him or the Rex, they chose the one they had imprinted on when they were hatched: Owen.

Spoiler
They were going to kill him, hence why he made sure to dive to safety and they lunged at him.  Just because they didn't instantly attack him doesn't mean they were pals.  At the end, the one raptor waited to eat the fat guy when he put his hand up to plead as well, before eating his arm off and the rest of him.
Spoiler
Why didn't the guy shoot the raptor?

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