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The Flood / Re: when you nut and she still suckin
« on: June 06, 2015, 03:31:18 PM »
Fuck man that's me from the start, super sensitive

1. buy fleshlight
2. buy a 55 gal. drum of lube
3. beat dick for a year

congratulations you are now immune to blowjobs
maybe I could get the lube and try that with a vacuum cleaner, but the lube might break the vacuum.. hm

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The Flood / Re: If I killed myself, how would you feel?
« on: June 06, 2015, 03:29:29 PM »
Momentarily sad. Like when a celebrity I think isn't a waste of air dies. But I don't know you personally, your death is really none of my business. I wouldn't make it personal. It isn't about me unless, like I said, I knew you closely. So I wouldn't be posting about it on facebook.

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The Flood / Re: when you nut and she still suckin
« on: June 06, 2015, 03:24:00 PM »
Fuck man that's me from the start, super sensitive

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The Flood / Re: I Think I'm Developing A Foot Fetish
« on: June 06, 2015, 03:22:31 PM »
I don't understand foot fetish. It's a foot. It's non-sexual.

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The Flood / Re: I'm in love with this video
« on: June 06, 2015, 03:09:12 PM »
So cute

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It's been pretty much confirmed that Mild is Elegiac not Zesty, although they're both... "Special" so I can see why you'd confuse them.
Elegiac seems like a smart, friendly guy. Good sense of humour compared to a lot of the stuff that passes for humour around here. Zesty is quirky and interesting. Fun guy.

I don't mind being compared to either of them, but I don't see the need to. And to be honest, matey (no offense), they're both a lot more memorable than you for the right reasons. So if you mean 'special' in that sense, I'd agree. But if you're being critical, I'd suggest going to your own post history; open it up, start reading, and see how quickly you go to sleep.

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The Flood / Re: I was going to watch a nature documentary.
« on: June 06, 2015, 01:37:52 PM »
YouTube


heres a riveting nature doc
that's just crazy

who would have thought such things

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The Flood / Re: "Lord Ramsay is the one Your Grace should fear."
« on: June 06, 2015, 01:37:02 PM »
god those books are shit

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The Flood / Re: I was going to watch a nature documentary.
« on: June 06, 2015, 01:05:02 PM »
Interesting.

I've actually ended up watching Walking with Monsters.

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The Flood / I was going to watch a nature documentary.
« on: June 06, 2015, 12:16:06 PM »
But it turned out to be tawdry. No offense to the folks that made it... their hearts honestly do seem to be in the right place. But I require a certain quality of my television.

So now I'm going to watch Con Air. Pretty cool, huh?

What are you doing?

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You know for a fact that teenagers don't go on picnics. Give me one example of teenagers going on a picnic. Shame on you.
Example: Me yesterday
example two: Same people wanted to do something similar today

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I really don't get it.  Like, my mom forces me out for whatever reason, saying I need to get out and have fun, even though my friends live 40 minutes away.  But I like staying home and cleaning and taking care of the house.
Do you wear a naughty apron?

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You know for a fact that teenagers don't go on picnics. Give me one example of teenagers going on a picnic. Shame on you.

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We call that yelling

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Eh, most people think I'm a skater or an emo fag.
Do you have scene kid hair?
Have you not seen me?
Yes,  I do.
Now I know

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Eh, most people think I'm a skater or an emo fag.
Do you have scene kid hair?

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The Flood / Re: Ways to keep from throwing up?
« on: June 06, 2015, 10:06:51 AM »
ummm put milk in your coffee? milk is a base that neutralizes stomach acid i believe
I was expecting a meme-based solution

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The Flood / Re: Apparently I'm The Local Furry Now
« on: June 06, 2015, 09:49:12 AM »
You did it

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The Flood / Re: Ways to keep from throwing up?
« on: June 06, 2015, 09:03:53 AM »
get some meds

ask a doctor

try tea with caffeine in it

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The Flood / Re: Ways to keep from throwing up?
« on: June 06, 2015, 08:56:23 AM »
deep slow breaths, in through your mouth and slowly out through your nose

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If you can pull it off girls will love you
can you post some hot guy examples like loaf would

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The Flood / Re: Attention Flood Females
« on: June 06, 2015, 08:49:46 AM »
omg

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No.
I'll upvote you, if you upvote me
whoops, I thought you were talking to me
I can't repeat a karma-action within 24hours of last karma-action m8
you could make it one word and say karmaction
Would that be allowed in the grammatical rules of writing?
Why limit it to just hair cuts?
oops
Did you make a mistake in your thinking?
Maybe.

I think I got what you indirectly said though, unless there was more than just highlighting a point.
The philosophical terms differ that's for sure
What term?

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No.
I'll upvote you, if you upvote me
whoops, I thought you were talking to me
I can't repeat a karma-action within 24hours of last karma-action m8
you could make it one word and say karmaction
Would that be allowed in the grammatical rules of writing?
Why limit it to just hair cuts?
oops
Did you make a mistake in your thinking?
Maybe.

I think I got what you indirectly said though, unless there was more than just highlighting a point.
The philosophical terms differ that's for sure

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