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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 07, 2017, 01:14:14 PM »
Money, then I'd adopt. That would give me the motivation I need.

There isn't a way around it. If you adopt, the kids grow up indifferent to you.
goalpost moving

The decision was money or falling in love. I'll take never falling in love since there are other kinds like familial love. It's still not perfect, but it's better than knowing you will always struggle.

You don't just fall in romantic love. I have two adopted boys. Believe me, you don't show up with a heart filled with love. You show up with unrealistic expectations and false hopes for what the future holds. When your expectations lay shattered at your feet is when you start building love. Then come the little moments where you actually fall in love and give the little guys all you can and some.

So the goal post wasn't moved.

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 07, 2017, 01:02:45 PM »
Money, then I'd adopt. That would give me the motivation I need.

There isn't a way around it. If you adopt, the kids grow up indifferent to you.

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The Flood / Who has the larger penis? Trump or Kim Jong Un?
« on: July 06, 2017, 07:46:00 PM »
It's clear that even if war is averted, we're in for a full blown dick measuring contest.

So who would win it?

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The Flood / If N Korea attacks Japan...
« on: July 06, 2017, 01:26:48 PM »
Will American weebs go to fight for their waifu's honor?

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The Flood / Re: Troll CNN at your own peril
« on: July 06, 2017, 09:16:04 AM »
You guys participating in the great CNN meme war do realize that unless Trump tweets your gif, you're wasting your time. You might be having fun, but they aren't noticing.

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Google it for some funny shit


The Trump Snowflakes got triggered

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 05, 2017, 10:25:55 PM »
without referencing haddaway, what does "love" even mean to you in the first place
Me?
sure

Hard to describe. Gimme a bit. 

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 05, 2017, 09:38:59 PM »
without referencing haddaway, what does "love" even mean to you in the first place

Me?

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 05, 2017, 09:13:24 PM »
I'd probably kill myself after a while with just the money. Once the fun wears off and everything is accessible, there's nothing. Just emptiness. And then in the other hand I assume by "never enough money" that you'll always be struggling. That type of stress and suffering destroys all kinds of relationships. A lifetime of that? No fucking way.

Fucked up thread, man. Guess I'd go for the money because I'd rather be bored and lonely than the other thing. Out of both of those you suffer a lot less with money. Maybe you could even devote your life to something good and help people.

You don't need money to have a healthy relationship. There are millions of people who barely subside, yet are still madly in love.

In my scenario she's always supporting and is truly there for you no matter what. Really the only way this goes sideways with regards to her is if you do something stupid for money and get her killed. Assuming you survived, it could end up being your Punisher origin story

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The Flood / Re: Troll CNN at your own peril
« on: July 05, 2017, 08:12:17 PM »
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CNN is not publishing "HanA**holeSolo's" name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.

CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.
They write this as if they sound tough and investigative, rather than petty and suppressive of free speech.

They're a private company. They can't violate free speech. Only the government can.

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 05, 2017, 08:11:03 PM »
Who needs love when I can be on a boat snorting coke off of an asian ladyboy hooker's penis?

With that kind of money you could afford the one with world's most feminine penis

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The Flood / Love or money?
« on: July 05, 2017, 07:48:14 PM »
You are given a choice.

Choose money and no matter what, you will never fall in love. No matter how hard you try, it will never happen. But, you will have a bank account with $100,000 in it that never depletes and never is questioned.

Or, you will never make enough money, but will have a woman or man that you find stunning, and they find you stunning. They will support you no matter what and never betray you.

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The Flood / Re: Troll CNN at your own peril
« on: July 05, 2017, 02:30:40 PM »
There are two real problems here. One, doxxing this guy is absolutely wrong. While he may be a racist asshole, he's just one of millions online. The only thing that separates him is that Trump quoted his gif. The guy had no control over what happened after he put it online. Two. Trump quoted a racist asshole in the official twitter feed. Think about that. The official POTUS twitter feed had a gif created by a guy calling himself "HanAssholeSolo." It was a shit tier meme at that. Nothing to inspire people or relay information. It was a jab at a private news company.

CNN should be ashamed for doing this. Doxxing can fuck up lives. Also, by doing this they are distracting us from the real issue.

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The Flood / Re: Troll CNN at your own peril
« on: July 05, 2017, 02:13:40 PM »
Apparently they guy who made the gif was 15 years old

True tough guys at CNN lmao.

He's middle aged. Several of his online friends have already confirmed that.

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The Flood / Re: Troll CNN at your own peril
« on: July 05, 2017, 12:59:48 PM »
Can I get a quick rundown

The guy posted a gif of Trump at a WWE event beating someone up with the CNN logo over their face and the caption reading Trump vs Fake News. Trump posted the gif on his twitter feed. CNN hired a company to find the original author. They found him and CNN threatened to out him. He apologized for creating it and deleted everything.

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The Flood / Troll CNN at your own peril
« on: July 05, 2017, 11:18:27 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Happy 2017th birthday America!
« on: July 04, 2017, 10:03:05 PM »
Trappy Independence Day everyone.

Surely Doom doesn't sully himself with traps

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The Flood / Happy 2017th birthday America!
« on: July 04, 2017, 10:50:50 AM »
Today is the day that Jesus came to this land and founded America to be the homeland for white, heterosexual, gun owning conservative males.

Make sure that if you're a white American male that you say a prayer and then support Trump.

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The Flood / Re: Most embarrassing way to end up in the ER?
« on: July 04, 2017, 10:46:55 AM »
From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.

Al Baghdadi is a psych nurse. Her stories are nightmare fuel

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The Flood / Most embarrassing way to end up in the ER?
« on: July 03, 2017, 08:15:34 PM »
Go

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The Flood / Best little kid toy set?
« on: July 03, 2017, 05:16:40 PM »
For me it was the erector set. I built a lot of shit with that.

You?

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The Flood / Re: Would you ever do a MMF threesome?
« on: July 03, 2017, 02:01:27 AM »
Naw.

Al Baghdadi and I discussed this. Just like she's uncomfortable with me fucking another chick, I am uncomfortable with her fucking a dude. It just won't happen

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The Flood / Asa to pudum leto ba
« on: July 03, 2017, 01:59:45 AM »
To nama ta ods abaqi few!

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The Flood / Re: Now when I was a little boy
« on: July 02, 2017, 04:22:27 PM »
My poppa said don't let the man get ya and do what he done to me

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The Flood / Re: How safe is your job?
« on: July 02, 2017, 04:18:41 PM »

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The Flood / Re: post times that you've been cock blocked.
« on: July 02, 2017, 01:09:20 AM »
How much time do we have?

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The Flood / Re: Come on knock on our door
« on: July 02, 2017, 01:08:12 AM »

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The Flood / Re: How safe is your job?
« on: July 01, 2017, 11:59:45 PM »
>"safe"

as if people shouldn't be ecstatic over the prospect of losing their job to a robot

Tell that to a 50-something line worker in Detroit.

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The Flood / How safe is your job?
« on: July 01, 2017, 11:54:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Concept of Full Sensory Virtual Realty
« on: July 01, 2017, 11:52:07 PM »
Cons: weebs get waifus

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