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The Flood / Re: The failure of the left: Tolerance vs Acceptance
« on: August 08, 2017, 02:47:05 AM »
Discrimination against bad things is good. That's called morality.

Discrimination against someone for how they were born should be rudely and quickly shut down everywhere.

Discrimination, yes.  Discrimination is an act. Forcing acceptance is controlling thought. Can someone discriminate? No. But you can't force acceptance. You aren't owed anyone's love.

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The Flood / Re: Verb BTFO
« on: August 08, 2017, 01:37:21 AM »
Yeah, it's a serious answer, but it's not very intellectually honest to compare how natural fertilizer is made vs what goes on in a slaughterhouse. Your point is saying that eating an apple off a tree from a cemetery is the same as cannibalism. If Verb wanted to destroy your point, he would. But he's shown surprising restraint because it's too easy

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The Flood / Re: Meet me
« on: August 08, 2017, 01:31:41 AM »
Anyone in the SD area is welcomed to free beer. My buddy works at Stone and I get the new shit about two weeks before it hits the shelves.

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The Flood / Re: Why Do People Drink Absinthe?
« on: August 08, 2017, 01:30:10 AM »
I have to agree. It tastes like licorice flavored shit. Just saying

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The Flood / The failure of the left: Tolerance vs Acceptance
« on: August 08, 2017, 01:27:34 AM »
Why is Trump president? What birthed the alt-right movement?

It's the left not understanding that tolerance is the goal not acceptance.

I am a liberal. Let's be clear about that up front. But I realize where my fellow snowflakes have strayed from the goal.

People can't be expected to do more than tolerate what they personally find offensive. To think they should accept things they were taught were wrong is unreasonable. They should be expected to tolerate things. They don't have to agree.

Unfortunately the left bought into the myopic ideal of you're with us or against us. This is unsustainable thought. Moreover, there are things the left must tolerate about the right.

Religion is a thing. Racism is a thing. Homophobia is a thing. A million other issues are things. To shame everyone who doesn't support your cause is amalgam to creating a thought police and thoughts that should be policed.

The left is as (or more) guilty of discrimination than the right.

The US is a big diverse country. No one could expect everyone to agree on everything. The only hope is for us to find a middle ground. Or at least the least offensive path for everyone. Indifference and intolerance are the banes of our society. It's time we recognize that.

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The Flood / Re: The GoT episode 4 discussion thread.
« on: August 08, 2017, 12:55:01 AM »
i really hope Jon and Dany become a thing so i can witness the look on their faces when they realize they're related

Like GRRM has given a single gold plated fuck about showing incest with characters walking away saying doesn't matter had sex.

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The Flood / Re: Should we arm teachers and professors?
« on: August 06, 2017, 09:54:39 PM »
the solution to all problems is a gun in the hand of every person in the world

And the unborn too. That'll shut the pro choicers up.

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The Flood / Re: How can people listen to Black Metal?
« on: August 06, 2017, 01:35:48 AM »
I don't know if you listen or even hear it. You just kind of feel it. In the darkest parts of your soul.


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The Flood / Re: I should have changed that stupid lock
« on: August 06, 2017, 01:34:02 AM »
if I would of thought for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go

Walk out the door

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The Flood / I should have changed that stupid lock
« on: August 05, 2017, 11:31:10 PM »
I should have made you leave you key

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The Flood / Re: Pizza Hut and Dominos are not pizza
« on: August 04, 2017, 08:52:07 PM »

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Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

I managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching.

Does that count?
Congratulations you're gay now

I... I am? Is there a cure?
You had an orgasm with a dick in your hand while watching a guy cum. That's pretty damn gay dude. There's no known cure, but some people have had success with electroshock therapy.

*sticks fork in light socket*

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Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

I managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching.

Does that count?
Congratulations you're gay now

I... I am? Is there a cure?

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Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

I managed to nut at the same time as the guy in the porn I was watching.

Does that count?

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Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor
My landlord is a chick.

And? How does this change things?

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Why can't you look him in the face? Shit. Those complaints are a badge of honor

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The Flood / A helicopter flies to me with no sound
« on: August 04, 2017, 01:25:46 AM »
>I sit in my back yard
>I see a helicopter flying to me
>it makes no sound
>A light snaps on from above me
>I black out
>I come to strapped face down on a table
>I realize my butt is in the air
>There's a sensation of beings around me
>I feel the probings begin


>I wake up
>There's dollar bills surrounding me
>I count $500

>The aliens used me like a prostitute.

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The Flood / Rejoice and embrace madness! The Old Ones stir!
« on: August 03, 2017, 11:42:31 PM »
Yig! God of Serpents! Lord of Curses!

He wakes!

HE WAKES!


Seek not salvation but embrace burning of your sanity!

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The Flood / Re: You let me violate you
« on: August 03, 2017, 12:19:06 PM »
i bet you think this is a song about sex

Of course it isn't.

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The Flood / Re: You let me violate you
« on: August 03, 2017, 01:05:23 AM »
You let me penetrate you

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The Flood / You let me violate you
« on: August 03, 2017, 12:54:59 AM »
You let me desecrate you

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The Flood / Re: Pizza Hut and Dominos are not pizza
« on: August 02, 2017, 03:07:36 PM »
They are a pizza-like food product. People who legitimately like them should be removed from the gene pool.

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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The Flood / Re: Pizza Hut and Dominos are not pizza
« on: August 01, 2017, 08:36:33 PM »
Meh.

The nearest of either of those chains to me is about a 45 minute car journey, and the local hipster place does shit pizzas. I'd kill for something resembling pizza that at least tastes good than none at all.

Does this look like a hipster place?


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The Flood / Re: Pizza Hut and Dominos are not pizza
« on: August 01, 2017, 08:32:36 PM »
i like those pizza chains and i also like pineapple on my pizza :) :) :) :) :) :)


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The Flood / Pizza Hut and Dominos are not pizza
« on: August 01, 2017, 08:20:15 PM »
They are a pizza-like food product. People who legitimately like them should be removed from the gene pool.

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The Flood / Re: I made a Mexican family disappear.
« on: August 01, 2017, 02:18:52 AM »
Did you beat the dad in front of the kids? Did you sexually assault the mom in front of the dad?
ICE did that for me.

Pussy.
I don't wanna touch a Mexican or get filthy Mexican blood on me.

I'm sorry. Mega pussy. Report to Das's quarters immediately. Your feminine penis means he'll want to bang immediately.

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The Flood / Re: I just found out today that I'm autistic
« on: August 01, 2017, 02:17:25 AM »
Like where on the spectrum? Too much stimuli and you REEEEEEEEEEE? Or you more Aspergers?
Low functioning

Well it's manageable then. TBPH, I am a little nervous to get tested. I'm 42 and what good would it do? In any case you had better not use it as a crutch. I've read your posts and I know you can overcome. So, overcome. You've done it so far. Keep doing it.
low functioning isnt even the manageable one dude, that'd be high-functioning

He baited us. I fell for it.

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The Flood / Re: I made a Mexican family disappear.
« on: August 01, 2017, 01:51:05 AM »
Did you beat the dad in front of the kids? Did you sexually assault the mom in front of the dad?
ICE did that for me.

Pussy.

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The Flood / Re: I made a Mexican family disappear.
« on: August 01, 2017, 01:32:59 AM »
Did you beat the dad in front of the kids? Did you sexually assault the mom in front of the dad?

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The Flood / Re: I just found out today that I'm autistic
« on: August 01, 2017, 01:17:28 AM »
Like where on the spectrum? Too much stimuli and you REEEEEEEEEEE? Or you more Aspergers?
Low functioning

Well it's manageable then. TBPH, I am a little nervous to get tested. I'm 42 and what good would it do? In any case you had better not use it as a crutch. I've read your posts and I know you can overcome. So, overcome. You've done it so far. Keep doing it.
thanks bro.
Spoiler
I'm not really autistic

Do you have some needle nose pliers? I bit this tasty bit of fish. It turned out to have a hook in it. Now it's stuck in my cheek.

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