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7681
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:53:14 AM »
Don't play coy with me, mister
Aside from Brad Pitt's character on Fight Club, I got nothing.
7682
« on: August 11, 2014, 10:28:14 PM »
What are you even trying to do?
post a video from my phone, uploaded from the app
7683
« on: August 11, 2014, 10:27:34 PM »
To be completely honest, I still believe that Tyler Durden is your alt.
Who?
7684
« on: August 11, 2014, 08:17:14 PM »
Oh well
7685
« on: August 11, 2014, 08:07:17 PM »
Try now.
7686
« on: August 11, 2014, 08:01:56 PM »
..
7687
« on: August 11, 2014, 07:57:56 PM »
Because you're the troll Bnet deserves.
But not the one it needs.
That's Camnator.
7688
« on: August 11, 2014, 07:48:58 PM »
I was lurking on b.net, and saw a few people being accused of being me.
Why do this?
7689
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:10:39 PM »
>tfw charlie is a pegboy
Pegboy? There is a world of difference between taking it the butt and having a chick massage your prostate while blowing you. If you can find a chick willing, try it out. Its the most amazing load you will ever jizz.
7690
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:06:44 PM »
When you woke up did you find yourself robbed and handcuffed to a bedpost?
Nope. Had both my kidneys intact too. Actually she was very proud of herself. She said that was the first time she did the prostate massage trick while doing a blowjob. It was the only time I allowed it. Somethings feel too good.
7691
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:36:43 PM »
No, but I've made someone pass out.
Twice.
Impressive.
7692
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:30:06 PM »
I was remembering a girlfriend from Florida I had in 1995. She gave head so good that I actually passed out when I jizzed.
So, has anyone had sex that was so good you blacked out?
7693
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:15:32 AM »
It is apparent that my present isn't conforming to the community.
I haven't posted a Confirming thread, nor an AMA.
Therefor I conform to the community.
Also, Who is your top 5 favorite members and should Kiyo, Second Class and CommsOfficer be launched into space to form a colony on another planet?
7694
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:12:22 PM »
Ask him how much larger is MLP collection is than yours. Obviously if he's the bigger man than he'd have the bigger collection, right?
Obviously
7695
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:08:09 PM »
COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE.
7696
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:59:59 PM »
We all know "that guy." The guy who takes proving he is straight and manly too far. If you drink two beers, he's on his sixth and calling you a pussy for not keeping up. If you like a car, he likes the one that's faster, more expensive, more powerful etc...
So, let's list some ways to fuck with him
Ask him what he plans to order, and when the server comes over, order for him. No one will think anything, but he will be nervous that everyone will think you guys gay, and he's the taker.
On his birthday, blow out his candles before he can. Its unspoken that you stole his wish. How can you not sound like a bitch when complaining someone stole your birthday wish.
Now you...
7697
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:40:26 PM »
No! Baby! Don't go baby! You know we love you! Its all gonna be good, baby! Like we talked about. Well go to Rome, just like you wanted. Just stay, baby.
7698
« on: August 10, 2014, 04:37:36 PM »
Vien. His alien Fursona is widely known.
7699
« on: August 10, 2014, 11:05:37 AM »
It started with Cyberpunk. In the not so distant future there are those who chose to embrace technology and a life of moral ambiguity... Then we looked to the past for a might-have-been and asked what if the steam valve wasn't replaced by the transistor... and Steampunk was born.
Now the paradigm must shift again.
Legopunk.
A glimpse into the future where legos are the technology of choice.
7700
« on: August 10, 2014, 09:35:34 AM »
Cider? Blech.
7701
« on: August 10, 2014, 02:31:35 AM »
IPAs are objectively the best.
I don't know. Its summer, and fairly warm. I prefer a nice Belgian white when it gets hot. The citrus from the orange is nice. I know you know, but for everyone else, think Shocktop.
7702
« on: August 10, 2014, 02:24:44 AM »
Kush I'm guessing you're African American?
Don't have to be a brother to like malt. I used to love me some Mickey's brain grenades.
7703
« on: August 10, 2014, 02:23:51 AM »
I love a good NY Strip. Cooked medium, with just salt and pepper. A nice hot flame to seal in the juices...
7704
« on: August 10, 2014, 02:22:22 AM »
doesnt have other
What else would you choose? I have every major type. The only thing left are those unique regional variants that hipsters microbrew in their basements.
7705
« on: August 10, 2014, 02:14:17 AM »
So, its been a long, hot day. Why not sit down and quench that thirst with a tall frosty one?
The bar has everything, and each only costs a dollar (yup, you're getting wasted)
So, whatcha having?
7706
« on: August 09, 2014, 11:15:52 PM »
Thanks, Cheat.
He NAILED it.
7707
« on: August 09, 2014, 08:42:31 PM »
#Invalid YouTube Link#
7708
« on: August 09, 2014, 07:45:49 PM »
7709
« on: August 09, 2014, 07:36:54 PM »
u rasis u sed all humens r white
Compared to apes, all but the darkest Africans are pale.
7710
« on: August 09, 2014, 05:00:07 PM »
So you're saying we come in with a helicopter, take a bunch of monkeys with us and fly away?
yes
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