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The Flood / Do I drink the 6th beer
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:51:13 PM »
Kid's at a sitter. Got a six pack of Four Peaks Kilt Lifter. I've drank 5 so far. Should I go for 6?

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The Flood / Just shut up and watch this already
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:15:37 PM »
YouTube


Do it

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The Flood / You caught your GF and best friend fucking...
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:34:00 PM »
Who is more at fault?

For women, homosexuals or others not identifying with the Girlfriend... just change it to your sexual preference

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The Flood / Re: Yes, another book thread
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:43:18 PM »
Oh god... Defining value, are we?

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The Flood / Preferred Pizza Crust
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:34:01 PM »
Thick? Thin? Deep Dish? Stuffed (like your mother)?

What is the best crust for a pizza?

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The Flood / Re: Worst troll in Bungie history?
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:02:43 AM »
In Flood history?

Commander Santa. Nothing will ever touch Clockman. That fucker had other sites fooled.

But, in distributing butthurt? I'm going with PSU.

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The Flood / Re: How easy it would be to plunge B.Net into despair
« on: September 10, 2014, 09:21:18 PM »
charlie pls no

I will not. And I don't say any of us should. But know that Offtopic is now weak. Her once proud troll armies bickering and aimless... The Desticles hunger for Offtopic blood... One act and the forums will descend into war

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The Flood / How easy it would be to plunge B.Net into despair
« on: September 10, 2014, 07:44:54 PM »
All it would take is a light raid on #Destiny, or on #Offtopic claiming to be #destiny, and that's it. The forum would eat itself alive while we eat popcorn and watch.

I am not advocating that any one do this, mind you. I am just saying it wouldn't take very much...

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The Flood / Re: Which company has fallen further?
« on: September 09, 2014, 11:55:41 PM »
HP? RIM? Gateway? Lehman Brothers? AOL? Sunbeam?

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The Flood / Re: anime is the highest form of communication
« on: September 09, 2014, 11:53:27 PM »
Sure, if what you need to communicate is:

"I would like to anally rape you with a tentacle before I assume robot form to train my martial arts to avenge my village that was destroyed by a demon who will reappear when I am powerful enough to defeat him.

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The Flood / Re: OMG TEH NEW IPHONE 6!
« on: September 09, 2014, 11:46:05 PM »

iPhone users be like


B-but my battery is fine and I don't need to customize.

The only reason I would upgrade is for the bigger screen.

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The Flood / Re: OMG TEH NEW IPHONE 6!
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:08:10 PM »
I won't lie, I'll probably upgrade to the inevitable 6+S.

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The Flood / Re: The pademelon is objectively the cutest animal in the world
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:30:41 PM »
No, that is the Red Panda. There isn't even a contest.

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The Flood / Re: Camnator...
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:27:31 PM »
Why are people so obsessed with him? I had him and his 100+ alts muted.
He was funny
But that is false, nothing he did or posted was funny at all.
You don't see him the way we do.

You know that kid in 6th grade that thought he was a FBI agent, and played like he was 5? Camnator was like him.

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The Flood / Re: Camnator...
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:26:22 PM »
Why are people so obsessed with him? I had him and his 100+ alts muted.
His insanity was hilarious. One can only imagine what images of chronic and sustained cruelty go through what could be called a mind.

Well...chronic anyways...

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The Flood / Re: Camnator...
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:24:10 PM »
Ew Nicki, there is better out there mate.

You've gone incoherent

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: September 09, 2014, 06:16:19 PM »
With? Yes. To? No
Should I even ask...

With?
Cam chat faps.
Usually it was just me giving the show. But sometimes others got in.
Which Cam??
  ???

Camnator. You didn't know?

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The Flood / Re: How do you take long term bad anticipation?
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:40:20 PM »
Fap.
But then your hand would get AIDs too
I'd be shocked if it didn't already.
Has it been giving Ben Affleck taco flavored kisses?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever donated blood?
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:30:43 PM »
I've donated other people's blood... they were unwilling...

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The Flood / Re: flood, I'm sleepy
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:30:11 PM »
Yesss yesss come to beeeed


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The Flood / How do you take long term bad anticipation?
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:23:14 PM »
Say that you could be the victim of something bad, and you won't know for two weeks... How do you take this?

OK, here is the scenario:

You go to the dentist, and you get a regular cleaning and some minor work done. Cavities and all that. A week later the dentist calls you and asks you to come back. He explains that one of his dental assistants was diagnosed HIV+, and cut a finger on the tools that he may have used to clean your teeth. Because he accidentally scraped too deeply on your gums, you had an open wound in your mouth, and you may have been exposed to the AIDS virus. He can't know for sure, so he is getting a test for you to know if you were or not.

It will be two weeks until you get the results.

How do you take the news, and how do you spend the two weeks?

(Now, please ignore the glaring issues with my scenario. I know that this would be a very low chance of transmission, and that the tests return values much more quickly, and that the person may not develop HIV for up to a year after exposure, just please suspend your disbelief, you have been exposed, the results are back in two weeks, and you will not develop HIV later on if the test is negative.)

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The Flood / Re: Surgery Update
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:13:54 PM »
Good to hear that all went well.

Here, for your room:


Are those plastic flowers? I don't think real flowers are allowed in here.

The nurse said they were OK.

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The Flood / Re: Surgery Update
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:12:09 PM »
Good to hear that all went well.

Here, for your room:


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The Flood / Re: look at this guy touch a boat
« on: September 09, 2014, 10:34:44 AM »
He clearly wanted to have someone put that boat in his butt

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The Flood / Re: I wonder if #offtopic is being nuked as we speak
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:50:14 AM »
We already did. This one.

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The Flood / Re: I am Shitlord
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:49:45 AM »
Who?

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The Flood / I wonder if #offtopic is being nuked as we speak
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:47:51 AM »
Its too bad we couldn't get one last recruiting effort before he does.

I wonder if the rest of the internet would even notice.


"....but there's one other forum you might know me from. ... ... ... The Flood"

"Where? ? ?"

"The Flood man. You know Bungie's offtopic forum... Guys?"

*makes the I have no fucking clue what the fuck you are talking about motion*

"Oh forget this"

*spams meatspin*

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The Flood / Re: Should I return to B.Net?
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:09:12 AM »

I actually hope he does it. There were some people that took that board waaaay too seriously.
better get their emails or facebooks then.

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Gaming / Re: Should I get Destiny?
« on: September 09, 2014, 01:08:11 AM »

hmm
look at some gameplay, trailers and read articles
then decide, buddy

Ok. Then I'd like to get this community's opinion, if that's OK with you.

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