This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - MyNameIsCharlie
Pages: 1 ... 247248249 250251 ... 260
7441
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:56:25 PM »
7442
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:41:01 PM »
2006.
7443
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:40:31 PM »
Don't feel comfortable consequence wise due to the potential of picking up a lifelong disease.
Use a jimmy hat.
Casual sex doesn't mean stupid sex. You CAN wear a rubber and be confident that you won't pick anything up.
I wouldn't be so confident.
Each to their own. But condoms, when used correctly are 99% effective.
7444
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:23:07 PM »
I haven't muted anyone. I know I pissed Verbatim off royally when I offered to get him laid. I guess I earned that one...
7445
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:14:19 PM »
Don't feel comfortable consequence wise due to the potential of picking up a lifelong disease.
Use a jimmy hat. Casual sex doesn't mean stupid sex. You CAN wear a rubber and be confident that you won't pick anything up.
7446
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:50:18 PM »
If you are over 18, google your city and swingers club.
7447
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:43:51 PM »
These sex clubs are places where anything goes. Usually they are set up with several rooms with lots of sex toys, swings etc... If you get in, you end up having wild raunchy sex with several people. Usually the front door pays attention to the male to female ratio.
The girls could be hot... They could be fat and beat...
But its still an orgy
7448
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:38:53 PM »
And what do we get for this? What is the benefit?
The only thing I genuinely love about the Internet is the wealth of information I can easily access.
Even that, however, comes with intellectual, social and emotional drawbacks.
And the key word is 'easily.' Everyone has always had access to the information.
7449
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:32:58 PM »
A to scale lifesize sculpture of a horse penis.
7450
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:31:52 PM »
Take a look at what the internet costs us. Most don't know how to properly research, tell the difference between fact and opinion. Lies and distortions are magnified and spread faster and farther than ever before. Lewd, immoral and possibly illegal images dominate, and we lose more and more privacy with each passing day. Activism is reduced to liking and reposting on social media.
And what do we get for this? What is the benefit?
7451
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:04:46 PM »
I love sexy thighs. I often fantasize about lightly running my fingers up from the knee to just before her sex.
7452
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:03:07 PM »
I'd put this in Serious if I didn't know things aren't actually taken seriously there.
I'd consider shutting down the Internet if I had the power.
I probably would. I am not convinced that we are getting more than we are giving.
7453
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:56:55 AM »
Boring old hetero.
Sex is philosophically useless to me, but not... carnally.
I still have a libido. It's an irritant.
If you can see this, though I think I am muted, try this. Let go. Rut. Praise bacchus. Whatever. But the release does more for you than anything. We are more suited to the lifestyle than you think. Being detached... You would be surprised at how well that serves us.
7454
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:54:59 AM »
I responded to you in my thread, when I guess it belonged here:
Nah. Count me out and let someone else have the fun.
Spoiler I'm asexual, anyway. Asexual as in "I'm a butthurt fedora-wearer and I'm trying to repress my urges" or actually asexual?
Let me try this...hold on.
>Is 22
>Doesn't want to fuck anyone
>Ever.
Well, that's not really conclusive. Was the fact that you've never fucked anyone imposed on you, or did you just pass up opportunities cause you didn't really give a shit?
Eh...no opportunities, but I don't see myself ever actually wanting to "go for it" if it were to occur.
I mean, I guess it's possible on some remote level that I'm subconsciously suppressing my urges, but I'm not aware of it and it doesn't cause me any strife unless my consistent lack of partner is brought to attention in real life. And even then it's just a bit awkward to explain that I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend and never have.
EDIT: This conversation should probably go to a new thread before we derail this one any more.
No, no. Its OK. I think this has a lot to do with Verbatim and several others.
The urge to go into debauchery is as old as humankind. I guess we used to call it rutting. Or do we call it that now?
Anyways, I see it a a necessary cathartic release. When I was single, I would lose myself, my sense of self in the moment. Others were just trying to get laid. I was seeking to destroy myself in order to rebuild myself.
Anyways... It led to awesome sex, and great times. I suggest trying it. Nothing beats the type of sex you get when you are trying to ruin yourself.
My friends and I have had some fun times; nothing as crazy as what you're describing, but I've stupid stuff while out in the world before.
I guess I'm just not a rutter.
You really should try it. I never thought of this before, but everyone benefits from having the "let's all do shots" guy in their social circle. At a certain point of drunkeness... well you lose your inhibitions. At that point anything is possible. I used to think I was asexual, and in one night I had three women. I've never repeated it... but after so many drinks the testosterone speaks for you. Since then I haven't had much in the way of inhibitions, but more in the way of responsibilities. Now I am the shots guy. The liberator
7455
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:46:30 AM »
I responded to you in my thread, when I guess it belonged here: Nah. Count me out and let someone else have the fun.
Spoiler I'm asexual, anyway. Asexual as in "I'm a butthurt fedora-wearer and I'm trying to repress my urges" or actually asexual?
Let me try this...hold on.
>Is 22
>Doesn't want to fuck anyone
>Ever.
Well, that's not really conclusive. Was the fact that you've never fucked anyone imposed on you, or did you just pass up opportunities cause you didn't really give a shit?
Eh...no opportunities, but I don't see myself ever actually wanting to "go for it" if it were to occur.
I mean, I guess it's possible on some remote level that I'm subconsciously suppressing my urges, but I'm not aware of it and it doesn't cause me any strife unless my consistent lack of partner is brought to attention in real life. And even then it's just a bit awkward to explain that I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend and never have.
EDIT: This conversation should probably go to a new thread before we derail this one any more.
No, no. Its OK. I think this has a lot to do with Verbatim and several others.
The urge to go into debauchery is as old as humankind. I guess we used to call it rutting. Or do we call it that now?
Anyways, I see it a a necessary cathartic release. When I was single, I would lose myself, my sense of self in the moment. Others were just trying to get laid. I was seeking to destroy myself in order to rebuild myself.
Anyways... It led to awesome sex, and great times. I suggest trying it. Nothing beats the type of sex you get when you are trying to ruin yourself.
7456
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:44:07 AM »
Nah. Count me out and let someone else have the fun.
Spoiler I'm asexual, anyway. Asexual as in "I'm a butthurt fedora-wearer and I'm trying to repress my urges" or actually asexual?
Let me try this...hold on.
>Is 22
>Doesn't want to fuck anyone
>Ever.
Well, that's not really conclusive. Was the fact that you've never fucked anyone imposed on you, or did you just pass up opportunities cause you didn't really give a shit?
Eh...no opportunities, but I don't see myself ever actually wanting to "go for it" if it were to occur.
I mean, I guess it's possible on some remote level that I'm subconsciously suppressing my urges, but I'm not aware of it and it doesn't cause me any strife unless my consistent lack of partner is brought to attention in real life. And even then it's just a bit awkward to explain that I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend and never have.
EDIT: This conversation should probably go to a new thread before we derail this one any more.
No, no. Its OK. I think this has a lot to do with Verbatim and several others. The urge to go into debauchery is as old as humankind. I guess we used to call it rutting. Or do we call it that now? Anyways, I see it a a necessary cathartic release. When I was single, I would lose myself, my sense of self in the moment. Others were just trying to get laid. I was seeking to destroy myself in order to rebuild myself. Anyways... It led to awesome sex, and great times. I suggest trying it. Nothing beats the type of sex you get when you are trying to ruin yourself.
7457
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:29:16 AM »
Nah. Count me out and let someone else have the fun.
Spoiler I'm asexual, anyway. Asexual as in "I'm a butthurt fedora-wearer and I'm trying to repress my urges" or actually asexual?
Let me try this...hold on.
>Is 22
>Doesn't want to fuck anyone
>Ever.
I've been there. Cheat, we need to party in DC. You need a little more. In DC... If I get a hall pass... let's just say that the weekend would be legendary. I think I have some Cialis left over from a urologist friend that used it to party. That WILL be needed.
7458
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:24:23 AM »
Does anyone have an RC5908? I'm not sure if I have anything worthy of trade, but...
(Requesting lock; this is fucking stupid.)
Seriously? I'm for real not trying to shame you. Believe it or not, I really don't hate you, nor want to troll you. I've been where you are. Mentally. Having some good old fashioned debauchery sounds like just what you need.
7459
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:20:27 AM »
So Charlie, you going up to LA around December/January? I'm going down there for a couple of days around that time.
That'll be a tough one. I don't know the party scene up there, and I'll have to find a sitter for two kids for a weekend. If you can make it down to SD, then its much easier. If I do LA.. well.. I am doing it right. The biggest problem with LA, is its a cash heavy town. The best bars require heavy coin.
7460
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:18:24 AM »
Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.
Not the only one who would, BTW.
You too.
If you guys go one at a time, I could get everyone laid. We'd just have to rotate bars so the women don't catch on. The trick is to just go with whatever I tell them.
My brother isn't so different from Verby. His fiance cheated on him pretty badly when he was in the navy. Since then.. well he's a wee bit anti social. I got a girl to give him a rusty trombone (look it up) in a bar bathroom.
My job is sales, and I can be pretty good at it. I could pull maybe two of you guys at the same time, but its hard.
Verb's getting a hell of a deal. I'd go on a sex and booze filled rampage with Charlie any day.
See? You get it. I get to live vicariously through one of you, prove I still have it, and not tarnish the wedding band one bit. It's the next best thing to divorcing Mrs Charlie and going nuts.
7461
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:14:11 AM »
Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.
Not the only one who would, BTW.
You too. If you guys go one at a time, I could get everyone laid. We'd just have to rotate bars so the women don't catch on. The trick is to just go with whatever I tell them. My brother isn't so different from Verby. His fiance cheated on him pretty badly when he was in the navy. Since then.. well he's a wee bit anti social. I got a girl to give him a rusty trombone (look it up) in a bar bathroom. My job is sales, and I can be pretty good at it. I could pull maybe two of you guys at the same time, but its hard.
7462
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:03:59 AM »
Now this is just harassment.
My text is bigger than your text.
How am I harassing you? I am seriously offering to get you drunk and laid. All I need is a place for you to stay. I'd hook you up with my wife's friend Mary, she's into younger guys, but I don' know how you feel about cougars. You aren't staying with me, I know how you feel about kids. And I will have one or two, depending on when this happens. I'm not trying to harass you. You seem like a guy who could use a beer and a skank.
7463
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:59:31 AM »
I'd honestly go out of my way to act even more like a dick afterwards.
There's a bar in Pacific Beach called Lahina's. Its right on the sand, they play chill music and the girls all wear bikinis. We can start there.
7464
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:57:06 AM »
What
Shore leave for Verbatim. He seems like he could use some. Take him to a few beach bars, a few clubs. Get him tipsy, buy a few beers for a SDSU skank in his name, let her make a man of him. It could do him good.
7465
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:52:11 AM »
...come to San Diego for some shore leave.
I would take him to the various bars, get him drunk, and find a nice San Diego State University (SDSU) girl to go down on him and possibly do a bit more...
All he needs is airfare and lodging.
7466
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:48:20 AM »
Wait...that was max... Oh.
Verb, PB is Pacific Beach. Booze is cheap and girls are easy. Music's good too, as long as you like Rolling Stones cover bands, reggae and Sublime.
7467
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:46:05 AM »
If you died, I wouldn't care.
Just putting that on the table...
Verby, I mean this, come to San Diego and I'm buying.
I don't know of any SD bars that allow kids to drink. Maybe PB 
PB is in SD, so OK. I now a few places that would overlook an obvious fake ID for a $20. I'd bet that I could probably get you laid too. Lord knows you act like you need it.
7468
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:43:59 AM »
Since after the "cease-fire". Turns out that they've also been suppressing media since then, so yeah. Freaking idiots.
You're going to need to provide some sauce with claims like that.
7469
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:36:58 AM »
If you died, I wouldn't care.
Just putting that on the table...
Verby, I mean this, come to San Diego and I'm buying.
7470
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:35:48 AM »
6th drank. All done now. Going to bed. Not drunk, just worn out.
Pages: 1 ... 247248249 250251 ... 260
|
Show Posts