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7411
« on: September 15, 2014, 10:18:48 AM »
Awww. Somebody is super jelly that we live in the single best state ever to grace a country.
Go ahead and guffaw and disagree. California is the world's 9th largest economy. That's right motherfuckers, if we went our own way, we are still top 10. Oh, you like computers? Its a good thing almost everything computers rely on is designed here. Oh, you like eating? That's good because we grow most of your fucking food here. Of, you like your pharmaceuticals? Yeah, nearly all of those are here too. Oh you wanted to go to the movies? Guess where they are filmed? (I'll give a hint, it ain't by you) We got the best mountains, the best coast, best forests and the best deserts.
Yeah, you try to run that game. You run it back to the fryer you operate in the back of a fucking McDonalds, because, yes, California does want fries with that, you fucking scrub.
7412
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:02:10 AM »
Holy Crap. Charly is here too?
He's been around for a while actually.
I just got here a couple days ago.
clearly
7413
« on: September 14, 2014, 11:41:42 PM »
Two homeless men, one pushing the other in a shopping cart, while he slapped his ass screaming "pound my ass daddy, pound my ass." Right through the middle of a high end mall...
7414
« on: September 14, 2014, 11:37:50 PM »
Nah, we need a far more believable one. Something that'll make 4chan think is real
ok then... Any ideas?
7415
« on: September 14, 2014, 11:31:37 PM »
Bigotry exists.the difference is that conservatives don't think the poor are worth helping, and liberals think that the poor are incapable of doing anything without help.
If you are poor, which is worse? Being called worthless or stupid?
7416
« on: September 14, 2014, 11:29:23 PM »
As much as it pains me to say this, i do not support any further action in the Middle East. There is too much turmoil and corruption. If I had my way I would subsidize all cars being made electric, and sever all ties with everyone in that region except Israel. The area isn't worth American blood. They will just have to figure it out on their own.
7417
« on: September 14, 2014, 08:48:57 PM »
This could be our Oceans 11 moment.
Let's start a rumor that Kanye West and Justin Beiber are having a gay affair.
7418
« on: September 14, 2014, 05:07:00 PM »
He's a gay fish who is dating a hobbit
7419
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:32:44 PM »
Go ahead and ill answer with %100 honesty.
What is the number, expiration date, billing zip, your full name and safety code for your highest limit credit card.
7420
« on: September 14, 2014, 11:05:19 AM »
Did you buy it? Isn't that like $2,000?
yeah too expensive for me though, I got the $500 model. 120volt 2 speed pulsating pussy with Dolby digital 2.0 stereo sound.
not bad. Why did you pass on the realistic sucking action on the mouth, complete with full mouth noises and gag simulator? It's only $50 more.
7421
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:39:47 AM »
Did you buy it? Isn't that like $2,000?
7422
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:06:22 AM »
Say he attempted to apply. What trials would he have to complete for acceptance?
7423
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:04:24 AM »
You are made of wood?
7424
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:24:07 PM »
Shots fired. We are approaching on foot, hopefully we can solve this without any further shooting.
7425
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:10:01 PM »
For everyone saying a bow like you are embarrassed, don't be. Bows are awesome. They take a ton of skill, and the satisfaction of seeing your arrow on a bulleye is hard to beat.
7426
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:03:18 PM »
I'm going with either the M60 or the M203 with AP Pellet Rounds.
7427
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:56:47 AM »
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
Oh okay. That's a bit of a distance away then.
La Jolla is expensive as fuck though. How do you manage?
From where? You out in Lemon Grove or Santee? LJ is 10 minutes from downtown.
And we do OK. We work our asses off.
I'm more inland, somewhat near Poway.
That's cool. My best friend works over on the Sony campus, and my old sales territory was right around there. You ever been to the Hernandez Hideaway? Its a hidden Mexican restaurant over by the lake.
No, I don't really care much for Mexican food since I get so goddamn much of it as it is.
Isn't that like someone in NYC saying they don't like pizza?
I'm half hispanic so I'm kind of sick of the stuff that isn't authentic. Even then I'd just rather have something other than Mexican food. Like sushi. Lots of good sushi places in this county.
I guess so. I've grown up with Mexican. The family next door used to trade us food on certain days. We'd make burgers or chili, and they would make Pollo Asado or Mole, and we would trade. Good shit.
7428
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:50:28 AM »
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
Oh okay. That's a bit of a distance away then.
La Jolla is expensive as fuck though. How do you manage?
From where? You out in Lemon Grove or Santee? LJ is 10 minutes from downtown.
And we do OK. We work our asses off.
I'm more inland, somewhat near Poway.
That's cool. My best friend works over on the Sony campus, and my old sales territory was right around there. You ever been to the Hernandez Hideaway? Its a hidden Mexican restaurant over by the lake.
No, I don't really care much for Mexican food since I get so goddamn much of it as it is.
Isn't that like someone in NYC saying they don't like pizza?
7429
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:47:58 AM »
If I have to have gay sex?
I'm pitching. Ain't no way I'll take one in the ass.
7430
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:38:55 AM »
Your name isn't Daron, is it?
No, it's Andrew. What're you referencing?
Nothing.
A friend of mine is in NYC, coming back tomorrow to central CA. I thought it a strange coincidence.
Funny, I had a really strange coincidence during my trip. My one cousin from South Africa just happened to be visiting New York at the same time we were there. And this was his very first time going to the US. So of course we met up.
That's cool.
7431
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:35:25 AM »
Your name isn't Daron, is it?
No, it's Andrew. What're you referencing?
Nothing. A friend of mine is in NYC, coming back tomorrow to central CA. I thought it a strange coincidence.
7432
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:31:16 AM »
Your name isn't Daron, is it?
7433
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:30:12 AM »
I've lived in this state for almost my whole life and only went to Scottsdale 3 times for the mall.
Really? Well, if you are over 21, the bar scene is great. We go home tomorrow morning, so I am behaving. But if I had a day, and Mrs Charlie wasn't recovering... I'd be all up in that.
7434
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:28:49 AM »
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
Oh okay. That's a bit of a distance away then.
La Jolla is expensive as fuck though. How do you manage?
From where? You out in Lemon Grove or Santee? LJ is 10 minutes from downtown.
And we do OK. We work our asses off.
I'm more inland, somewhat near Poway.
That's cool. My best friend works over on the Sony campus, and my old sales territory was right around there. You ever been to the Hernandez Hideaway? Its a hidden Mexican restaurant over by the lake.
7435
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:26:35 AM »
Mrs Charlie is getting some elective surgery, and the best guy in the industry is here in Scottsdale. We just got back from dinner. We went to a burgers and beers place in old Scottsdale, near where all the bars are. Man, they got some cool bars here. I saw some that were swank, some dives, and a ton in between. The only problem is that every woman I saw looked like a clone of any other. All had bottle blonde hair, fake boobs and a cheap short dress. But oh well. As eye candy you could do worse.
If you live in Scottsdale, you better get out and get some. I saw more women out than men.
7436
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:09:38 AM »
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
Oh okay. That's a bit of a distance away then.
La Jolla is expensive as fuck though. How do you manage?
From where? You out in Lemon Grove or Santee? LJ is 10 minutes from downtown. And we do OK. We work our asses off.
7437
« on: September 12, 2014, 09:57:45 PM »
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
7438
« on: September 12, 2014, 08:13:31 PM »
My fingers...but that's normal.
its also boring
All 10 of them?
7439
« on: September 12, 2014, 08:05:31 PM »
No, you pissed me off royally LONG ago. I don't just hate one of your guts, I hate all of them. As well as your massive fucking beer gut.
b-But I don't have a beer gut.... I lost that years ago. As for hating me, whatever. I couldn't care less. To me you are a bitter and angry person devoted to building your bitterness at the world. To live with that sort of angst and anger... well, I have moved beyond that. Have a good life. i sincerely hope that you grow beyond this, for your own sake.
7440
« on: September 12, 2014, 07:05:43 PM »
Well Charlie. I don't think a swingers club would do very well in my province. Over half of the population are old enough to be considered elderly. So that's around 5-600 thousand old people shuffling arournd. And let me tell you, time, winds, and too much sun do not make pretty cougars.
Then there's the fact that I live 4 hours away from the nearest "city"(actually should be called a town due to it's population)
So, out of 600 thousand old folks, that leaves 400 thousand people left to go to a swingers club. Now, my province has a population of roughly 150 thousand natives in it, and they stick to thier reserves very much so. There is only one city in my province where you see a lot of natives, and that's because of it's proximity to a reserve. But for all intents and purposes, we'll cross the native folks off the list since they stick to themselves.
So that leaves 250 thousand young people. Who either leave this province for work at the earliest oppurtunity, or get a ring on their finger, or they're kids.
Swingers clubs have a pretty damn low business rate here. 8 months of winter destroys people's urge to go outside, or anywhere for that matter.
So, to sum things up nice and neat.
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
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