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7291
« on: September 23, 2014, 10:31:34 AM »
The part that throws me for a loop is what his chick told him. "Oh, don't do this AGAIN."
He's gone off on kids before.
7292
« on: September 23, 2014, 10:24:49 AM »
Better be real. It's 100 shekels per lol.
Oh it be real.
7293
« on: September 23, 2014, 10:12:45 AM »
A dudebro flipped out because your 2 year old is a better player than him.
All of my yes.
Nicholas does have game.
7294
« on: September 23, 2014, 10:06:17 AM »
If you are from San Diego, this was at Studio Diner on Ruffin Road last night at about 7:30.
So, Nicholas and I were on our own for dinner, one of Mrs Charlie's associates had a massive blowout stroke, and is fully paralyzed. Her kids elected to pull all life saving measures. So everyone is saying their goodbyes.
So Nicholas and I went out to dinner. We sat down at one of the booths that are around the walls of the restaurant. In the middle, where the tables are, sat a group of 6. 3 guys, 3 gals. They were a loud group, aged 24 or so. The guys were all the "Sup bro! Let's do some shots!" variety. The girls were the types that date that kinda guy.
I ordered my son his food. He's just shy of 2, so pasta for him. The staff is taking forever, so he starts to entertain himself...
That means he starts to flirt.
The girl at the bro table is blonde, fake boobs, tramp stamp and dolphin tattoos... Just Nicholas's type. He starts yelling "Hi! Hiiiiiiii!" at her. She notices, and he does his peekaboo routine. Then out of the blue, he yells "Hey! Heyyy Baabee! Hey Baby!"
One of the bros hears this and think I'm using my son to hit on his girlfriend. He yells over "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR KID JUST SAY?"
I tell him to keep it down, he's yelling at a 2 year old. His girlfriend says, oh baby, don't do this AGAIN. Which is the best way to make him get more angry.
I told him that he's getting pissed over a two year old, to calm the fuck down. He keeps going on about me using "my brat" to hit on his woman. He got up, forcing me to do the same. Nicholas is in a high chair at the end of my table, putting between this asshole and me. Can't have that.
The guy is clearly wanting to fight, when the manager rushes over and kicks the bros out. He apologizes to me. The idiots are outside yelling, when the manager threatened to call the cops. They leave, dinner gets to the table. We eat.
Fun night.
7295
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:16:42 AM »
Well the sex is actually meaningful. Which would make it more special if you did it with someone you loved.
If you're into meaningless sex and stuff then sure I guess, go right ahead. Just remember there might have been someone out there waiting for you and saved them self for you. Sure it's not likely but it still happens.
I've never understood "saving yourself." Virginity is just a bullshit milestone invented by those who would make you guilty for having sex.
I can say the same about losing your virginity or getting laid. It's an equally stupid milestone. Some people act like sex is the highest achievement or pinnacle of their life which is a little bit pathetic. Anyway, when it come down to it, some people like a little romance and a sense of belonging when they want to be intimate with someone. I know I. Not saying theirs anything wrong with meaningless sex, it just seems pointless IMO.
That's great. Now, I'm not saying you do this personally, but when either a man or woman decide they do like sex, many who think like you do call them sluts, say they have STD/I's, assume they are bad people etc... Like you said, sex isn't a big deal, and it's just a choice for the individual.
7296
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:12:27 AM »
...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?
If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad. It's just one stupid question after another with this forum, isn't it?
No. You don't need to be all that emotional to "blow a wad", you ridiculous manchild.
What makes the difference is, uh...
Are you ready for this?
When you're actually with somebody, you're actually... with somebody.
Instead of whining 24/7, why don't you just leave?
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you going to try that b.net harassment here too? I wouldn't recommend that, if it's what you are trying.
7297
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:48:14 AM »
Well the sex is actually meaningful. Which would make it more special if you did it with someone you loved.
If you're into meaningless sex and stuff then sure I guess, go right ahead. Just remember there might have been someone out there waiting for you and saved them self for you. Sure it's not likely but it still happens.
I've never understood "saving yourself." Virginity is just a bullshit milestone invented by those who would make you guilty for having sex.
7298
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:46:26 AM »
...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?
If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad.
I should read the thread before I post... eh... you do realise you just compared an inanimate object to a person. My hand doesn't think for itself. Freakin lol... cold-blooded man.
A nut is a nut. My point is you can fuck without being in love.
7299
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:15:54 PM »
lol
she probably doesn't even use different passwords
ah. Victim blaming. Nice.
7300
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:12:53 PM »
7301
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:11:30 PM »
what's up with all the incest threads, Charlie? Got a new fetish or something?
google lesbian twins... Hottest shit ever
7302
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:10:35 PM »
This time they got a video of her schlicking.
They need to leave her alone. Target someone else until they get caught and tossed in jail.
7303
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:38:28 PM »
First the cousin thread and now this.
Is there something you'd like to tells us Charlie?
yeah. This is hard. Your mom and I spoke.. And Well... Your dad is also your uncle.
7304
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:31:17 PM »
Doesn't matter if protection was used, that's still immoral because it's incest.
And in your mind, incest is inherently immoral?
Indeed. Tell that to the Russian royal family
7305
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:26:07 PM »
You probably remember this...
A brother and sister are traveling through Europe together. One night, while drinking wine, they decide to have sex together.
They use condoms, and it turned out to bring them closer to one another.
Is this wrong? Why or why not?
7306
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:22:53 PM »
But, all fathers are lying and cheating!
I've seen posts like that too. But the ones that call men stupid are worse.
7307
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:08:02 PM »
Jokes aside, the better parent myth makes my blood boil. That shit leads to women being given full custody, and men handed the bill.
7308
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:59:36 PM »
I primarily raise my son. I change most of the diapers, bathe him, feed him, and hold him when he get's hurt.
So, when I see the Mommy = Smart Parent and Daddy = Dumb Parent on facebook it pisses me off.
This is sexism against men. We aren't retarded when it comes to children.
7309
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:42:51 PM »
Look at them and ask if they too can feel the strings of the universe
7310
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:41:39 PM »
Mercedes ML350 Diesel
7311
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:40:49 PM »
Human Fiona or Ogre Fiona?
For the gals:
Most schlickable: Ogre or Human Shrek?
7312
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:25:40 PM »
Sex before marriage is a sin
that's why I like it.
7313
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:19:57 PM »
...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?
If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad. It's just one stupid question after another with this forum, isn't it?
No. You don't need to be all that emotional to "blow a wad", you ridiculous manchild.
What makes the difference is, uh...
Are you ready for this?
When you're actually with somebody, you're actually... with somebody.
Here's a shocking concept: even when you are with someone it can still be just blowing your wad.
7314
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:52:37 PM »
Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry?
Do you not...?
no. I fuck it raw like the dirty slut it is
7315
« on: September 22, 2014, 04:49:47 PM »
Are you married to your jizz rag?
why do people say "jizz rag" instead of "wankerchief"?
Logic. Wankerchief has an unnecessary syllable. Wank er chef As opposed to Jizz Rag, which has two. Same meaning, just more efficient to say.
7316
« on: September 22, 2014, 04:34:55 PM »
...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?
If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad.
7317
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:56:50 PM »
If she were really hot? Say that this was your cousin: You guys are hanging out, and things start to get a little steamy... FIRST Cousin. Your Mom's sister is her mother. No, no condoms. She's not on the pill. No STD's. You won't get caught, no one will know unless you tell them.
7318
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:52:53 PM »
*spits*
I love almost politically incorrect redneck.
For me, it's because you can actually see that guy saying it
7319
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:44:13 PM »
*spits*
7320
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:40:38 PM »
No floppy dong alien?
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