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« on: September 24, 2014, 01:20:47 PM »
It doesn't matter if the nudes are real or not. What matters is the reaction to the threat. Winter is coming.
7263
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:48:55 AM »
There's a joke about a parallel to marriage here, but I'm not going to make it.
Except that when I cum, its in an actual vagina, and not on a wad of toilet paper
7264
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:42:11 AM »
Why would you choose to live in a dream world and masturbate to only one thing?
7265
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:58:32 AM »
In Europe?
Holland. Good beer, kinky sex, hot women and legal pot.
Yeah no. It's a very conservative country and pot is barely legal over there. It's not the party land stoners make it out to be.
That's not what I experienced in 2006
7266
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:13:40 PM »
7267
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:16:17 PM »
How does this fight go?
7268
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:39:17 PM »
I've been having sex with the same woman for 15 years. Some daydreams of the freedom of a hall pass is natural
7269
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:32:58 PM »
0% chance of dying.
you wouldn't party at all?
Knowing how overboard I go, this trip would have a 33% chance for me.
I'm not stupid, so I won't do shit that has a chance of me dying. I can moderate myself and still have a fun time.
For me that would be on day one. On day two debauchery starts
7270
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:25:21 PM »
0% chance of dying.
you wouldn't party at all? Knowing how overboard I go, this trip would have a 33% chance for me.
7271
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:24:16 PM »
I don't even know where that is
you don't know where Amsterdam is?
7272
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:22:30 PM »
You have won a 5 day vacation to Amsterdam. You have $10,000 a day to spend as you like.
The only limitations are that you may not keep the money, nor anything you bought with the money, and you may not leave the city.
Weed, prostitution, kinky sex... All normal here...
7273
« on: September 23, 2014, 07:38:24 PM »
Online its JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN...
No, not gonna do it.
7274
« on: September 23, 2014, 07:36:35 PM »
In Europe?
Holland. Good beer, kinky sex, hot women and legal pot.
7275
« on: September 23, 2014, 07:35:09 PM »
Ok, Mordo, that was some funny shit
7276
« on: September 23, 2014, 06:09:13 PM »
Haha, fucking joke's on the bank. I've been inside their money safe before.
The trick would be to only take out a couple of thousand every month. They would do the counts, keep coming up short and firing tellers, none the wiser that they are being robbed.
7278
« on: September 23, 2014, 06:04:07 PM »
Never buy a plane ticket again.
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUU AAAAIIIIRRRRLLLIIIIIINES! Kiss my teleporting ass.
7279
« on: September 23, 2014, 06:01:22 PM »
Teleport into Mrs. Charlie's anus
Could you remove the stick while you are in there? Thanks.
7280
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:58:46 PM »
I grant you the power to teleport to any place you have been, or any place you can directly see with your naked eye. Seeing it on a monitor or through any sort of optical aid, like a telescope, will not work. Though, if you have glasses, sucks for you...
So, what will you do with this amazing power?
By the way, you can ONLY teleport 300 pounds. If you way more than that, you will have to lose weight to teleport. If you weigh less than that, you can carry the difference with you.
7281
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:47:46 PM »
Its still to fucking hot.
I have some crotch pot cooking going on in my pants.
7282
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:38:28 PM »
Nicholas is gonna become a real alpha male
And fucking lol at the beta loosing his shit over a damn 2 year old. He must have SERIOUS insecurities to get upset at a baby
to be fair, I think he assumed I was using Nicholas to get at his girl.
7283
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:52:38 PM »
Spoiler I'm a little fruity for your booty React?
7284
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:30:29 PM »
I would make it socially acceptable to punch people who post ignorant shit so hard their eye pops out so you can fuck the empty eye socket and jizz on their frontal lobe
7285
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:27:55 PM »
And the assholes take it down for maintenance.
Fucking rubes.
Anyways, did everyone get dumber? I read through half of the posts, and the people act like autistic 15 year olds.
Seriously, its like playing Call of duty multiplayer
7286
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:02:33 PM »
True to my word, Decimator Alpha is back on the Flood.
7287
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:57:55 AM »
Look at my avatar, I'm clearly a Lannister.
Can I be one of the zombies? Oh! or maybe a dragon? I'd love to wrap my tail around one of Daenerys Targaryen's sweet tits...
7288
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:56:21 AM »
The reason why nobody will ever post nudes of me is because I won't take any.
Fkng rekt
...That's not a very good argument. You could just as easily say you would never be raped because you never leave your house.
7289
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:55:21 AM »
...Do you romance your hand before you beat off? Play it soft music to candle light and whisper sweet things before you fap? Do you caress your lotion bottle and treat it to a nice meal? Maybe buy it jewelry? Are you married to your jizz rag?
If not...why not? I thought you had to be all emotional to blow a wad. It's just one stupid question after another with this forum, isn't it?
No. You don't need to be all that emotional to "blow a wad", you ridiculous manchild.
What makes the difference is, uh...
Are you ready for this?
When you're actually with somebody, you're actually... with somebody.
Instead of whining 24/7, why don't you just leave?
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you going to try that b.net harassment here too? I wouldn't recommend that, if it's what you are trying.
Not sure why it quoted you. I was talking to Verbatim
Ooohh... OK. Still though. We should leave the BS from b.net at b.net. Let him give you new reasons to hate him.
7290
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:54:18 AM »
Lol tramp stamp? Charlie, and you said people like me make judgments.
OT: fucker sounds like my cousin. Just another adult child.
I think that's what it's called. The tattoo at the top of a buttcrack. Tramp stamp.
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