Pretty good I'd bet

*eats gluten*

This can happen to you...

Great episode but a little weaker than Go Fund Yourself.

I seriously cried I laughed so hard at Dan Snyder getting pounded

Can you wait until I evacuate from Jacksonville?

Karma is a bitch, man. She got what was coming.

This isn't just a response to you, its to everyone who quoted you too.

Not really. If she had her whole life ruined, if she had everything that made her happy taken, if she had what was supposed to be one of the most joyous moments taken and ruined by betrayal, if she had the foundations of her very life shaken, then maybe then she could say karma is a bitch.

Her little panic attack is just the physical manifestation of guilt she claims to feel.

I personally think she is sick with how she fears our friends will look at her.

Given my troubles with Mrs Charlie, I have come to the conclusion that our gay brethren have found the secret to happiness. I mean, even look at how they self identify...Gay. Another word for happy.

1) You are always hanging around the guys.
2) Look at gay guys, are they ever slobs? Nope, almost always in shape and well dressed.
3) All sex is either oral or anal
4) Oral sex is from someone who knows 1st hand what feels good on the penis
5) Have you ever seen a gay bar that didn't look like a lot of fun
6) They get the best of both worlds, they can marry in most states if they want to, or embrace the promiscuous lifestyle.

The only thing is you will have to learn to give head, and take it up the butt.

But, now that I have seen the other side of what bitches do to you, I can safely say, you take it up the ass regardless. You can at least take it from someone who wants to make sure you are enjoying it.

Whew. Long day.

If you have been following the soap opera that has become my life, you know what's been going on. But, to keep a running tab:

Sunday:
> Birth mother calls on Sunday, says I'm bleeding might be a miscarriage
> I talk to nurses, baby's heart is strong, we're delivering, get here now
> I start to pack
> I run to CVS to get travel tootbrush and stuff
> Get back, Mrs Charlie says: I am seeing someone else
> I go numb, have to leave in 2 hours to catch cab to airport
> I develop an ulcer in like 2 hours. Have bloody diarrhea for next 3 days
> Get here, see baby boy, he's healthy and strong

Monday
> Mrs Charlie arrives with Nanny and Nicholas
> Go see birth mother
> When alone have first of many fights

Tuesday
> I come to conclusion, if we are to move past this, no more lies, and no more contact with him
> She says the reason the nanny can't go home is that she isn't going home, going to see him
> I tell her if she does, that's it. And prep for a custody war

Wednesday
> Fights continue
> Due to a SNAFU, Alex not being discharged to us until Thursday AM

Thursday
> Alex comes home with us. (to the hotel)
> Paperwork finished, being submitted Friday, have to wait 4 to 10 business days until I can go home
> Late night, she agrees to go home, NOT going to see asshole

Friday
> Drive her to airport
> Still fighting
> She texts that she is delayed, but will be home at 7

Saturday
> Have an emergency with Nicholas, call home, no answer
> Text her, need you to check on this
> She says can't will later
> Why can't? Are you there?
> No, lied again, went to see him
> I go off. Tell her that I will fight now for sole physical custody
> Rage levels hit 11

Sunday (today)
> Fight continues
> I finally go the rest of the way off, call her bad person and bad mother
> She goes hysterical hangs up
> Get a text message from her, in urgent care, full blown panic attack
> An hour later, get another text, he broke it off with her
> Tell her still getting divorce
> She agrees, but says its because I am mean
> She begs for no custody fight

Now
> I'm telling you

Stuck in Jacksonville AGAIN

By myself with an infant AGAIN

Mrs Charlie left on Friday morning. She said she was going home. But she isn't answering the home phone...

So, she is likely with the other guy.

You guys,

Custody doesn't work the way you think it does. I would have to show that she is a danger to her children to get full. Besides, I do want her in their lives. Adopted or no, she is their mommy. I can't take that away from them or her. Remember, that even when the recent past is negative, we were married for 15 years. There was some good times there too. I will always love her, how could I not?

But, whatever she chooses, wherever she goes at this point, I can't be with her anymore. She did betray me, and she is showing no signs she wants to reconcile.

We're done.

I've told her that I hate the idea that she is going to see him. That it hurt, and if we planned to try to work on things, this would hurt it.

She simply said its over and done.

We will stay together long enough for the adoption to be final. The next day we file our divorce.

We've agreed to go by whatever a child custody coach recommends for us. Unfortunately that could mean I end up a Disneyland dad, or I'm the one with full custody. It could go either way. He's a psychologist who will make a plan based on what is best for the kids' well being.

I am at a low point. She took what should have been a happy time and ruined it.

We're in Florida adopting a child. We can't divorce until its final. Her timing could not have been worse. I haven't demanded divorce yet because its not that simple. 3 years ago, before we decided to adopt and been matched with a mother, we would have just called it a day. Now that kids are involved, its complicated.

Now, that does not mean I forgive or forget. I've made her call her family, and our friends to explain what she did.

My biggest problem is that she is insisting on going to see him to call it off.

Its this or a loud, catastrophic divorce as soon as the adoption is final. The kind of loud that ruins lives. And she has more to lose than me...

Now, in the six months we have to wait, we can see if I can ever trust her, and if our decade and a half relationship can be salvaged. 

Illegal

Definitely a fair question, although you probably should've just told her you were going to get tested. Can't really trust her either way anymore.

I just said that.

She yelled at you? That's rich.

yeah. I said as much.

I asked her: did you sleep with him, before the last time we had sex?

She asked why. I told her that I needed to know if I should go get a full panel of STD tests.

She got pissed, went off, and started screaming. I remained calm, and kept repeating that it is a fair question.

She was screaming that if I thought she was stupid, that she wouldn't use protection. I replied that it doesn't really matter what kind of person I thought she was, because I thought she wasn't the kind to cheat, either. Clearly I can make mistakes.

I think that I asked a fair, and responsible question.