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7111
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:23:48 PM »
The only question is which one...
I should contact Foman and ask which one is best.
7112
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:57:23 PM »
Hey! I want your rock hard cock in my gay mouth
7113
« on: October 10, 2014, 02:55:52 PM »
You don't need her. If she disrespects you, and acts indifferent to you, then you do not need her at all.
Coming at the end of a 17 year long relationship, after 15 years of being married, I can see in hindsight what the problems were. We should have split when she started acting with indifference to me. When she acted like she lost respect for me.
So, I can actually say now, with authority: If a chick acts like that to you, you don't need her. At all.
Find a girl who acts like she likes you. Who wants you to be you, and is grateful for the time you have together. It doesn't matter if she's a 10/10. Just find someone who makes you feel good.
If you hold on, and somehow force it... Then you end up in my shoes. nearly 20 years and 2 kids later, wonder what the hell you are going to do now. Wondering if its even worth finding someone to spend the back half with.
7114
« on: October 10, 2014, 02:50:47 PM »
LOL, I used to date a girl from there
It was probably his mother. She was easy.
Is she from San Diego now?
That might be a reference to something, but I don't know. His mother is whore is what I was saying.
Well, I'm damn near 40, I know her kids are in their late teens... She very well could be his mom...
My mom is like 54
OK, you're safe then. There is again a 0% probability I banged your mom. Had you said she was 38, married a Marine from San Diego and now lives in Vegas... Then well... I banged your mom
7115
« on: October 10, 2014, 02:47:47 PM »
LOL, I used to date a girl from there
It was probably his mother. She was easy.
Is she from San Diego now?
That might be a reference to something, but I don't know. His mother is whore is what I was saying.
Well, I'm damn near 40, I know her kids are in their late teens... She very well could be his mom...
7116
« on: October 10, 2014, 02:46:46 PM »
LOL, I used to date a girl from there
You didn't catch anything, did you?
Just good sex
7117
« on: October 10, 2014, 02:45:00 PM »
LOL, I used to date a girl from there
It was probably his mother. She was easy.
Is she from San Diego now?
7118
« on: October 10, 2014, 02:43:57 PM »
LOL, I used to date a girl from there
7119
« on: October 10, 2014, 01:53:53 PM »
Assault rifles in Cali?
Hah!
The C in HCAR is COUNTER Assault rifle. That means it counters assault rifles, hence I need one to protect myself from illegal assault rifle owners...
7120
« on: October 10, 2014, 01:52:30 PM »
Way back when, I got punched in the nuts by a 3 year old. When I took a knee to catch my breath, he looked me in the eye and said "My Name Is Charlie." He made me his little bitch in a way I will never forget.
So, now I have it as a watchword to not let my guard down. Charlie is out there... waiting to punch one of you in the nuts when you least expect it.
7121
« on: October 10, 2014, 01:49:54 PM »
Ex-Mrs Charlie was pretty anti-gun. When I get my own place, I may invest in a good gunsafe and start a collection... I dunno... Do you think CA will let me own one of those?
7122
« on: October 10, 2014, 12:42:03 PM »
White people claiming to be ghetto. I lost my shit at this and had to return to laugh for a solid 5 minutes before leaving.
You realize ghettos and black folks don't go hand in hand right? There are quite a few Caucasians and other ethnicities in a lot of projects. Ghetto means just that, "low class" people.
Had he said "gangsta", I'd be laughing too.
Which is why I didn't say gangsta
7123
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:04:50 AM »
White people claiming to be ghetto. I lost my shit at this and had to return to laugh for a solid 5 minutes before leaving.
I mean ghetto as in how they solve problems. My family is straight up SoCal white trash. Every woman in my family, no exceptions, has had at least 2 kids by 18. Most of the men deal, or dealt in drugs, every other male has done time (min 6 months) and all but me and my youngest brother has substance abuse problems. Hell, J's older brother did 3 years for punching his ex Girlfriend so hard her eye popped out (not making that up) So, I don't mean ghetto as in they/we act black.
7124
« on: October 09, 2014, 11:34:48 PM »
My cousin, we'll call her "J" is livid at how I have been treated and wants to whoop Ex-Mrs charlie's ass.
The latest: I told Ex-Mrs Charlie that I am now saving up to move out. Because of the holidays, I will likely move out in January. But, if she goes to see the other man, I will move out and take the kids before her flight is at 10,000 ft.
She got mad at me and actually tried saying I was preventing her from moving on with her life. In essence saying she wanted me to babysit while she was off cheating on me.
When I told J, she begged me to let her fly in to hit her for me.
You see, I might have a MBA and be kinda cultured, but my family is kinda ghetto.
7125
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:15:13 PM »
All of the rectal pain and bleeding is proof!
What precautions will you take?
inb4cheatdropsafuelairbombonusfromac130
7126
« on: October 09, 2014, 04:52:43 PM »
Several of you seem to have Vaginal Granulitus. Would you like some tweasers to start plucking the bits of sand from your lady parts?
7127
« on: October 09, 2014, 03:56:17 PM »
Stupid thread
Why do you say that? There are lots of things to see and do in Middle Earth when on a bromantic date with Gandalf. Or are you one of those who think there is only one answer, and that's a bromantic shower in the falls of Rivendell?
7128
« on: October 09, 2014, 03:52:49 PM »
You have a chance to go on a bromantic date with Gandalf the White. You can go anywhere in Middle Earth, or a city of your choosing. He will pay for everything, though the booty tax may apply.
So, what will you do on your night filled with bromance?
7129
« on: October 08, 2014, 02:22:50 PM »
The definition of disappointment: The hotty with the DD's and the cute pouty lips is wearing a Saints Bible College sweatshirt...
Of course..
Maybe I could convince her that me making her scream OH GOD is the same as praying...
7130
« on: October 08, 2014, 02:15:46 PM »
The link is broken in mobile, bob
7131
« on: October 08, 2014, 02:13:02 PM »
The definition of disappointment: The hotty with the DD's and the cute pouty lips is wearing a Saints Bible College sweatshirt...
7132
« on: October 08, 2014, 01:57:09 PM »
I use 5-0 or Po-leece
7133
« on: October 08, 2014, 01:50:37 PM »
Oh god. The Chocolate Honey in the Dos Equis XX Explorers bar in B terminal...
Your booty is EPIC
7134
« on: October 08, 2014, 01:41:51 PM »
The hard part about flirting with women when you have an infant in arms is easier and harder than you think. Getting them to talk to you us easy. Getting them to take you seriously is harder.
7135
« on: October 08, 2014, 01:34:46 PM »
To the fine red head who awwed over Alex and then gave me the frack me eyes: baby, I'm right here. Let's add more lay to your layover.
7136
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:36:44 PM »
 *gulp* You are fracked
7137
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:02:33 PM »
That...that was beautiful
7138
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:55:14 PM »
The war is over, and Cortana still is gone. John has to find a life of his own now and somehow deal with peace. Some of the guys from Johnson's fireteam found John working out in the base gym. They wanted to go out and celebrate the most bad ass Marine ever to grace the Corps. John thought that the NCO Club would be appropriate. The guys thought otherwise.
"C'mon Chief, you've been to Halos. Not one, but many. You earned this. Don't worry, badass like you don't need to be afraid of nuthin the here."
Chief didn't know. True, he's faced countless waves of Covenant, Flood, Forerunner constructs, and all of the perils of space combat. But the twirling lights, bumping music and laughter inside this building unnerved him. He shook his head, and walked in...
Continue the story
7139
« on: October 06, 2014, 08:17:26 PM »
IT IS PRINCESSU KENNY!
7140
« on: October 06, 2014, 07:59:44 PM »
Wonders why his wife cheated on him.
Too soon?
Yeah. Too soon. And she cheated for very different reasons. I have never tarnished my ring. I've never really flirted, never really reacted to flirts.
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