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7081
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:03:54 PM »
Sorry Dustin.
It looks like no one is down for this. I tried.
7082
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:59:22 PM »
Guns N Roses is garbage, so.
I'm going to have to disagree with your assessment and stab you in the eyes for heresy.
7083
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:57:42 PM »
That's not fair. I know several people who are waiting for that special someone. Not that I agree. If she (or he) is special, then you wouldn't want the inevitable let down and awkwardness of losing virginity to spoil everything.
Seriously. We spend a lot of time building sex up to be a mind blowing experience. When you don't bring it like a tantric porn star... there is a let down. If she is really special, then you will want to practice.
I mean, how many professional sports teams do you know of that take some guys off the street and just tell them to play and expect them to win? A professional gets good by practicing.
And then there are people like me who have plenty of chances before 18, but choose to wait until after so they can't be buttfracked by a statutory rape charge.
Do you live in Nazi Germany? If you and she are minors, no Stat. Its only when you or she is, and the other isn't
7084
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:56:26 PM »
for his 18th birthday?
We could set this up. A southwest flight can't cost more than $300, and a cheap motel is only $200 or so for a couple of nights... Then some spending money, maybe another $200...
If we do this, then you better get some whores from the gambling floor and take pictures of them in your room naked....
7085
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:53:54 PM »
Hookers and blow?
Hookers and blow.
7086
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:52:36 PM »
I was talking to the owner of a punk label (he owns a record store in SD, and comes in to listen to music on Friday nights) and his thought is that GnR was the last truly epic rock band. He says from then its been a long slow slide in quality.
I dunno, but I agree.
7087
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:46:43 PM »
That's not fair. I know several people who are waiting for that special someone. Not that I agree. If she (or he) is special, then you wouldn't want the inevitable let down and awkwardness of losing virginity to spoil everything.
Seriously. We spend a lot of time building sex up to be a mind blowing experience. When you don't bring it like a tantric porn star... there is a let down. If she is really special, then you will want to practice.
I mean, how many professional sports teams do you know of that take some guys off the street and just tell them to play and expect them to win? A professional gets good by practicing.
7088
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:41:20 PM »
Right now I am grooving on Soul to Squeeze. It just sort of fits where I am mentally.
7089
« on: October 17, 2014, 01:12:36 PM »
Honestly if i was older and her age i would think it was hot, but a mates mother now i cannot see that. She is awesome but hot. No
oh come on. I didn't say anything disrespectful. It IS a sexy attitude. I should be able to say that without everyone acting like I described deviant sex acts.
7090
« on: October 17, 2014, 01:10:57 PM »
Just relax. Finding a slutty girl would possibly just complicate things.
Its better than the daydream I had in fucking her best friend...
7091
« on: October 17, 2014, 12:22:56 PM »
LOL.
Damnit Flood
I meant this with all due respect. You can show it to her if you like.
7092
« on: October 17, 2014, 12:21:19 PM »
You've been here the whole time?
Here?
Yes here as in not on Bungie
Yeah, I've been here a while. I go on B.net every so often as Decimator Alpha
7093
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:47:04 AM »
You've been here the whole time?
Here?
7094
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:34:52 AM »
So the two of you are living together again? Or at least caring for the kids together?
We're in a weird place. I'm in the middle of a career change. The drone thing hasn't been making enough money, so I have to find something that makes enough for me to afford my own place, car, etc... and my boys' lifestyle. That means private school, top end health insurance, all of it. On top of that, we have to stay together long enough for the adoption to be final.
7095
« on: October 17, 2014, 11:28:10 AM »
Last night I had had enough of ex-Mrs Charlie. Just for a couple of nights, I'm in a hotel and trying to get my shit together. Since she refuses to care for our infant son after 10pm, I haven't had any sleep (not more than an hour or so a night) for two weeks. I felt my mind slipping, and no doubt you guys saw my posts get weirder and weirder.
So, I told her that she will have to sack up, and I would be in a hotel.
Now, a bit more rested than when I walked in, I feel nearly human again.
And I have a day open to me. And a night. The question becomes, what should I do now? Go find some slutty girl who I remind her of her dad? (it's easier for us old timers than you think) Drink myself silly? Just sit here and read?
So, my brothers in infection, how should I spend the time I stole?
7096
« on: October 17, 2014, 10:39:09 AM »
I don't know. I find it sexy when a woman can call a road trip just because she likes her new car. You can say that physical beauty is sexy, but attitude is sexier.
So, I'm leaning to the hot side.
No offense meant to you BC, it's just that I find your mom's outlook really hot.
7097
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:31:33 PM »
7098
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:25:54 PM »
Robot Zombie Ninja Space Marine Earthworms.
What or who else could be behind this crisis? Can you think of another force that could pull this off?
7099
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:58:21 PM »
Will a mod please lock this thread and submit me for justice.
I have wronged the community with this thread and the insensitivity contained herein.
I will accept the judgment of the community and await my sentence.
Lord forgive me
7100
« on: October 14, 2014, 09:27:11 AM »
Here on Dateline:Flood we delve into the issues that matter.
Today's discussion. Complaining about shitposting on online forums. Is it a symptom of autism?
We go now to our first expert...
7101
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:02:04 PM »
Where you didn't intend to, but it sorta happened?
7102
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:26:38 PM »
Like what happened to Rachel?
7103
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:24:46 PM »
*nervous paranoid giggle*
Then I'm going to try to steal a car, and offer to suck the guy off so he won't kick my ass or call the police on me when he catches me passed out in his car.
7104
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:51:36 PM »
Shut up.
Just shut the fuck up
Stop acting like a whiny little girl and grow a sack
7105
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:30:34 PM »
Ask yourself
Why should you be stuck caring for the kids while she gets to have fun? Tell her if she doesn't fulfil her responsibilities you'll walk.
It shouldn't be your problem, there's no point being the nice guy in all this but we both know you'll buckle and become the kids "nanny" while she's off getting pounded by another man.
Actually no. Not at all. And you unlocked the Asshole achievement, worth 20G
7106
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:15:20 PM »
I thought the guy broke it off with her?
And what Yutaka said
No. She lied. Again
7107
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:56:36 PM »
Your cuteness would make people's heads pop right off from the feels
7108
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:55:56 PM »
OK, if you have been following, you know that my 15 year long marriage is in ashes. Ex-Mrs Charlie has for all intents and purposes left me for another man.
I am in the position that I have to get another job to be able to keep the boys lifestyles the same, and we have to wait 6 months until we can make anything official.
I found out all of this two weeks ago tonight.
So, I told her that I would leave right there and then if she went to go see him. My reasoning is that I won't babysit for her while she goes off to continue her affair. She says that I am trying to hold her back from starting her new life.
She relies on me to care for the kids. If I go, she will have to hire the nanny full time, have her move in, in order for her to continue seeing the guy. She is incapable of caring for the kids on her own.
7109
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:51:00 PM »
You have until midnight to decide what animal you will transform into.
After which you can transform into this at will once per day and remain in control, and involuntarily on full moons during which you will not be in control.
It will be a half human hybrid.
7110
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:35:08 PM »
guaranteed i have the prettiest mom
pics or it didn't happen
naked pics
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