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6991
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:44:15 PM »
I personally can't wait until he's caught diddling little kids, or Thai Ladyboys, or soliciting anonymous gay sex in airport bathrooms.
oh fuck ur back
You want to fuck my back??? Dude. You haven't even taken me to dinner
6992
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:41:03 PM »
I personally can't wait until he's caught diddling little kids, or Thai Ladyboys, or soliciting anonymous gay sex in airport bathrooms.
6993
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:29:59 PM »
One time these customers had the gall to ask me for directions in the most rude, condescending, and entitled way possible. Basically, the store had just closed, these asshole tourists from New York in a Cadillac Escalade pull up, I tell them "Store's closed.", they flip out on me and say "No shit sherlock! How about you give us directions to another fucking store!? Or is something like that too complicated for a worker of your calibur? I know they don't hire intelligent people to do minimum wage jobs." So I proceeded to give them directions to a made up location in the middle of a ghetto. I genuinely hope they got mugged or shot. Intelligent people aren't dickheads to the person they're putting themself at the mercy of.
Epic
6994
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:28:38 PM »
Eating yellow snow is tasty and nutritious
6995
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:17:50 PM »
nigga please I remember your apology thread that was an apology to everyone, you silly fuck
not specifically sep7agon
at no point did i ever say "oh please unban me from sep7agon please please please"
that would be begging
i didn't even request it
Will you two just shut up and start kissing? Everyone can see the passion between you. Just bang already and get it over with.
There's no tension between me and Verbatim bro. I know you've been gone for a while because of your hissy fit, but a lot has changed.
You know I was trying have your back there but fuck you. You're a fuckboy.
I know you are , and thank you. Just trying to defuse a brewing flamewar. Don't need yet another in my name. I own I was a little bitch when I was last on here. No need to cause butthurt if it's someone calling me on that. But, anyways, thank you
6996
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:15:04 PM »
Men and women are equally annoying. Anyone can be a bitch. Best bet is to surround yourself with people who don't make you want to choke the ever living shit outta them.
6997
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:13:21 PM »
Smoke weed
6998
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:12:04 PM »
nigga please I remember your apology thread that was an apology to everyone, you silly fuck
not specifically sep7agon
at no point did i ever say "oh please unban me from sep7agon please please please"
that would be begging
i didn't even request it
Will you two just shut up and start kissing? Everyone can see the passion between you. Just bang already and get it over with.
6999
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:09:15 PM »
Don't see the problem. There's four people who know how to work a penis. Think about that. They're probably less squeamish about stimulating your prostate either. So, you're a little gay now. That's a perfectly fair price for the best orgasms of your life.
Prostate massages aren't gay, and you can know how to give one without being a tranny and crossdressing.
I've discovered this. My GF is a nurse and not in the least squeamish about doing it. Hey, you know for a fact those 4 know what to do. Why waste a resource like that?
7000
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:06:36 PM »
Who cares? It's 2015, bro. Maybe back in the 90's that mattered. Today? You just like a little buttplay and like to have a dude do it.
7001
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:04:45 PM »
Don't see the problem. There's four people who know how to work a penis. Think about that. They're probably less squeamish about stimulating your prostate either. So, you're a little gay now. That's a perfectly fair price for the best orgasms of your life.
7002
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:55:04 PM »
It's not even like a private thing, they literally walk around and go to classes in dresses and shit
Fuck
Why do I always get the shitty schools
That's hawt. You should bang them. Don't try to deny you want to pee in their butts.
LOL, you're back?
Looks like.
7003
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:52:43 PM »
It's not even like a private thing, they literally walk around and go to classes in dresses and shit
Fuck
Why do I always get the shitty schools
That's hawt. You should bang them. Don't try to deny you want to pee in their butts.
7004
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:49:17 PM »
You don't have to buy toilet paper.
I haven't bought tp in years.
Hmmm. Good point
7005
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:18:28 PM »
Essentially charging to use the forums?
Naw. Even Ling Ling is shaking his severed head.
7006
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:14:56 PM »
Just today, Charlie.
Figures. I can't believe the whores they turned into.
7007
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:13:06 PM »
When did they do this? I tried earlier to recreate an account and got that.
7008
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:10:36 PM »
i've started doing that at the gym. i don't want to, but there's no way I can squat when I need a shit, it's too risky.
VERY risky proposition. I've seen that happen before.
7009
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:04:43 PM »
no wet wipes
Very true. But easily remedied
7010
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:03:02 PM »
I'm feeling a butt baby brewing. Problem is that I'm at work.
List out the pros and cons to dropping a log at work.
7011
« on: September 30, 2015, 03:00:31 PM »
Ok, I guess that's enough attention whoring from me.
7012
« on: September 30, 2015, 02:56:12 PM »
Only if you let me catch your wife's number? Is she still your wife? Did you cuck out?
Why would you want to stick your dick in that? She's not my wife anymore, so if you find her, go for it. But it WILL be a disappointing lay. My current GF if a freak. If you want to bang her, you have to let me cut your face
Is that why you couldn't impregnate her?
Laugh all you want. I don't have to wear a jimmy. And at least I'm getting some that doesn't involve cumming into a sock 
7013
« on: September 30, 2015, 02:41:22 PM »
Only if you let me catch your wife's number? Is she still your wife? Did you cuck out?
Why would you want to stick your dick in that? She's not my wife anymore, so if you find her, go for it. But it WILL be a disappointing lay. My current GF if a freak. If you want to bang her, you have to let me cut your face
7014
« on: September 30, 2015, 02:38:48 PM »
Yeah, my ass was prolapsed pretty badly from the wrecking he did.
7015
« on: September 30, 2015, 02:32:42 PM »
I was going to go back to Bungie, but it looks like you gotta be a Destiny player to post. (When the hell did that happen???)
Last time I was here, I did act like a little bitch, but hey, I was going through some shit.
So, stay or go?
7016
« on: October 27, 2014, 03:59:54 PM »
Cheat, certain members have been using your site to arrange to harass me on b.net since my choice to leave here. I will not tolerate this crap, and will respond appropriately to that. I like most of the users, but the culture of harassment that forced me to go is taking root, and starting to branch to multiple sites.
If you are one of the harassers, piss off. I never attacked you, and your following me is pissing me off. I won't hesitate to go to any means to silence you. You aren't funny and it will not be let to continue.
7017
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:10:15 AM »
With the harassment starting again, your community is about to go to shit. I'm going to leave now, as I won't put up with it. Peace.
7018
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:08:40 AM »
And with the chimp out the forum gave him.
Fuck all of you. And later.
7019
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:06:44 AM »
....you didn't lose your virginity the first time you got an erection.
7020
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:43:26 AM »
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