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The Flood / Re: Most evil thing you can think of
« on: September 30, 2015, 11:52:51 PM »
Sensory deprivation tanks. The next best thing to nonexistence. Horrifying.

I used to get REALLY stoned and go in my friend's dad's sensory tank. He was one of those 80's meditation weirdos.

Holy fuck was that a wild high

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The Flood / Re: Most evil thing you can think of
« on: September 30, 2015, 11:50:16 PM »
Without killing someone or physically harming them.

Mine:

Give someone Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears before a 10 hour flight.
The no harm or death really puts a limit on things...

So's limiting a poem to a 5-7-5 syllable form. Yet the Japanese find that shit high fucking art

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The Flood / Re: "You should stick your finger in your butt..."
« on: September 30, 2015, 11:47:52 PM »


this applies to this entire thread

Can't say I disagree

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The Flood / Re: When the length of the song you're listening to is 4:20
« on: September 30, 2015, 11:46:23 PM »
Wow. This is a dank thread.

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The Flood / Most evil thing you can think of
« on: September 30, 2015, 11:44:17 PM »
Without killing someone or physically harming them.

Mine:

Give someone Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears before a 10 hour flight.

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The Flood / Worst time to fart?
« on: September 30, 2015, 10:21:03 PM »
When would be the absolute worst time to let out a loud and stinky fart?

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The Flood / Re: "You should stick your finger in your butt..."
« on: September 30, 2015, 09:50:56 PM »
Why are half of your posts today about butts?

Would you rather they be about rock hard cocks?

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The Flood / Re: "You should stick your finger in your butt..."
« on: September 30, 2015, 09:49:49 PM »
You've been back for a couple hours and this is already the second thread you've made about sticking fingers in asses.

Technically the first one was about licking asses

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The Flood / Re: "You should stick your finger in your butt..."
« on: September 30, 2015, 08:46:25 PM »
Are you the real charlie?

Yes. Still against vaccines?

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The Flood / Re: It's a sin!!!
« on: September 30, 2015, 08:38:10 PM »
YouTube


Sin? What's all this about sin?

That! Using Ludwig Van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!!

It's an acronym. Sexually inhabitant Ninjas

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The Flood / Re: Can't shuck, huck
« on: September 30, 2015, 08:16:58 PM »
I personally can't wait until he's caught diddling little kids, or Thai Ladyboys, or soliciting anonymous gay sex in airport bathrooms.

I mean, I don't agree with some of his stances (or more accurately, how serious he believes some things to be), but he doesn't strike me as that bad of a guy. He's an ordained minister from Arkansas, what do people expect?

I don't care about their politics. I want each and every one to be caught in a gay sex scandal

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The Flood / Re: "You should stick your finger in your butt..."
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:58:18 PM »
Did you do it?

Well... no...

Should I?

Do you have a reason not to?

Isn't this giving myself a Dirty Sanchez?

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The Flood / Re: "You should stick your finger in your butt..."
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:52:14 PM »
Did you do it?

Well... no...

Should I?

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The Flood / NSFW "You should stick your finger in your butt..."
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:42:46 PM »
"...and smell your feces as a guage of how healthy you are"

Someone at work said this to me.

I... I really don't know how to react to this.

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:39:09 PM »
So which admin gave out Charlie's account info to one of you shitposters?
This is literally the most Charlie thread I've ever seen around here.

Well... I haven't role played as a fictional character yet. Yet

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:37:19 PM »
So which admin gave out Charlie's account info to one of you shitposters?

It's really me.

Cool. How've you been? Got divorced, apparently. That blows.
That's kinda why Camnator got his reaction. I'm good now, but then? Not so much

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:32:33 PM »
Oh man, now that Charlie has a GF, he's back on this high and mighty attention whoring about him getting laid.

More or less.

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:31:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:29:43 PM »
So which admin gave out Charlie's account info to one of you shitposters?

It's really me.

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:25:06 PM »
I have expertise in this field.

Interesting... Do go on

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit that thread crashed my computer lol
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:52:29 PM »
Getting married sorta backfired on me...

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:33:47 PM »
how are the kiddes doing?

Kinda weird on this thread...

But good.

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:32:04 PM »
Is this how you got over the asshurt that resulted from being rekt by Camnator?

In a way. That happened when the former Mrs Charlie dropped all her shit on me. I figured if Camnator of all people could get that far under my skin, I'd better get my shit together. I sign the Marital Settlement Agreement next week which ends an ugly chapter in my life. I met my GF, and she's cool. Way cooler than the slut I was married to.

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The Flood / Re: Should I stay or go?
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:27:54 PM »
they literally just made the rule that you must play destiny to post on bnet

like today

Fucking figures. The very day I got my life together and said "hey, let's see how everyone is doing"

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:21:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:21:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:19:33 PM »
So you're telling us that you like getting fingered?
dude. prostate massage. You nearly pass out the climax feels so good

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The Flood / NSFW Ass-play with your GF
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:17:30 PM »
I've discovered this with my new GF. Even some rimming (holy shit is it a turn on when she tells me too)

Just wondered your thoughts

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The Flood / The great burger preference war
« on: September 30, 2015, 05:01:31 PM »
If you could choose your favorite type of burger to be implemented as the ONLY option forever, which means no other burger could be made professionally by anyone, which would it be?

Mine: 1/2 pound patty, 2 slices of American cheese, 4 slices of bacon, covered in bbq sauce on a pretzel roll bun.

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The Flood / Re: How old do you think I am?
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:54:23 PM »
Early to mid 20's?

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