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The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:49:45 AM »
Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.

Fuck them to death?

Would you give me conjugal visits?
No.

Aww... B-b-but I love you

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:48:54 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?

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The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:47:35 AM »
Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.

Fuck them to death?

Would you give me conjugal visits?

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:46:22 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

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The Flood / Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:43:46 AM »
OK. I sell copiers now. I know. It's a fucking lame and gay job. But fuck it. It pays the bills. The drone software company I worked for went tits up when Obama's dumb ass declared peace in Afghanistan.

Anyways, I spent a full year finding my software engineers jobs un-fucking-paid. No easy task.

Anyways, on to today. I sell a $30,000 copier to a company last week to a company, and the fucktards at my warehouse ship a broken unit. I get it swapped for a working one, AND THE FUCKTARDS send THE EXACT SAME BROKEN ONE FROM LAST WEEK TO MY NEW CUSTOMER!

What. The. Fuck???

Anyways, should I drive up to the warehouse and go on a stabbing spree?

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:36:26 AM »
Charlie's Girl?

So far you and Avatar are front runners

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:33:47 AM »
BE RESPECTFUL

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The Flood / If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:33:18 AM »
Since I've been a part of the Bungie community since the Halo 2 days, some of you guys have been around longer than some  of my family.

You were with me for the birth of my kids, and my lowest moments since.

It's only fair you get to choose my GF's reference when I speak about her.

So, since Mrs Charlie is now either "that slut" or ex-Mrs Charlie, how should I refer to my GF?

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The Flood / Re: Behold: The Ladies of Metal
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:53:57 PM »
Stop posting

After you toss my salad
As long as you don't get your blank swimmers in my hair

Fair enough. Will you FINALLY look into my eyes when I finish?

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The Flood / Re: Behold: The Ladies of Metal
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:43:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Behold: The Ladies of Metal
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:25:47 PM »
I feel like you're secretly gay and making all these threads to show people that you like women

Only your you, Only for you

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The Flood / NSFW Behold: The Ladies of Metal
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:24:12 PM »
http://www.theladiesofmetal.com/models.html


Yummy.

(I don't care if saying Yummy is creepy)

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The Flood / Re: Should I stay or go?
« on: October 01, 2015, 09:17:14 PM »
On the real though it's good to have you back here.

We need all the warm bodies we can get.

If you're cool with talking about it, how did the divorce pan out? Did you come out favorably or did it go how I imagine divorce goes in the Cali court system?

She made more than me, so she owed me money. I make enough, so I turned it down

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The Flood / Do you think your parents wished they used a condom...
« on: October 01, 2015, 08:24:00 PM »
...the night you were conceived?

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The Flood / Re: Born with no hair or teeth...
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:54:18 PM »
I'd fuck. That body is amazing.

And totally hairless...

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The Flood / Re: STEM classes only make worker bees
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:25:06 PM »
I mean, I guess homeless people who beg on the corners are their own boss.

Technically true.

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The Flood / Re: What TV shows do you watch?
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:21:04 PM »
Does porn count?

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The Flood / Re: Remember when Arky killed himself?
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:19:08 PM »
Wait. Did Arky or didn't Arky do it?
Arky did kill himself.

For real? Shit. That's messed up. Why do this thread then? Fucked up shit

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The Flood / Re: Remember when Arky killed himself?
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:13:19 PM »
Wait. Did Arky or didn't Arky do it?

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The Flood / Re: What should I be using to navigate this site?
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:08:07 PM »
I just go to the site. Tapatalk isn't all that great.

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The Flood / Re: What TV shows do you watch?
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:06:20 PM »
Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
The Flash
Gotham
Daredevil (And the rest of the Netflix Marvel series)
Agents of SHIELD
Agent Carter
Doctor Who
Falling Skies

Need to get round to watching Arrow at some point

I tried to get into Falling Skies. I just couldn't connect to it.

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The Flood / Re: we have another school shooter. 10 dead.
« on: October 01, 2015, 05:04:15 PM »
To be a criminal you disregard the well being of others.
is this what you tell yourself every day when you get home from work and smile at your kids while you turn on fox news to hear about the latest school shooting

Well, there is no such thing a a victimless crime. Crime hurts somebody. To dehumanize a person and still do that... It is a sign of a sociopath.

I'm just playing the devil's advocate here, mind you. This argument isn't without merit.

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The Flood / Re: What TV shows do you watch?
« on: October 01, 2015, 04:58:46 PM »
I posted last night, Scream Queens. It's actually pretty good

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The Flood / Born with no hair or teeth...
« on: October 01, 2015, 04:57:50 PM »
http://www.viralthread.com/she-was-viciously-bullied-as-a-child-for-having-no-hair-or-teeth-now-shes-having-the-last-laugh/?utm_source=socialamp&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=2015&utm_content=inf_10_386_2&ts_pid=2

While I applaud her overcoming adversity and becoming a success, she still kinda looks like Voldemort.

She's got a hot body though. Naturally hairless too.

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The Flood / Re: Remember when Arky killed himself?
« on: October 01, 2015, 04:53:25 PM »
Wait... He didn't?

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The Flood / Re: STEM classes only make worker bees
« on: October 01, 2015, 04:48:54 PM »
Plus, you're never gonna have anything to talk about with anyone who doesn't share your interests
You could say that about just about any major.

Very true. If you hold yourself to one course of study. But, you don't see a big "every one but history majors are unemployable" movement...

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The Flood / Re: we have another school shooter. 10 dead.
« on: October 01, 2015, 04:46:55 PM »
all violent criminals are mentally ill.
lol this is so wrong

So you're telling me every member of the mafia in the 20's, every member of the Crips/Bloods in the 80's, every bank robber who shot someone, had a diagnosed mental illness?

Think before you post.

That's not so inconceivable. They may not be a hearing voices type of crazy, but maybe a sociopath or borderline personality disorder. To be a criminal you disregard the well being of others. That is the hallmark of being a sociopath.

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The Flood / Re: Here you go: Eye Candy
« on: October 01, 2015, 03:51:56 PM »
I have fapped to her multiple times and I can tell you where she does her camshows.

Wasted youth.

The redhead???

PM pls
I don't need to PM it to you because it's easy to find.

Her username is AllysaAmour and she cams on MyFreeCams (which is not a shady site even though it sounds like it is)

you're welcome

I want to say I'm surprised you know this, but I'm really not
I masturbate a lot

LMFAO

You sir win the whole internet for this  :)

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The Flood / Re: we have another school shooter. 10 dead.
« on: October 01, 2015, 03:25:06 PM »
Holy shit.

I feel for the people effected.

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The Flood / Re: Answer
« on: October 01, 2015, 03:12:26 PM »


Should be simple.

The maid. USPS doesn't deliver on Sundays.

Only says the man was only discovered on Sunday - if he was murdered on Saturday, her alibi checks out.

Oh. Then obviously it was Zimmerman. But he was defending himself

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