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« on: September 12, 2017, 10:04:40 PM »
Backstory: he and I used to be bad enemies. My hate for him was religious. He used to fuck withme like it was his job. Like trained from birth to fuck with me. But after a few misadventures, we were bros.
Anyways, she left him for some enlightening, college or something. When she came back... damn. That bitch is a whole new level of bossy. She got every sub GF or BF on her side to control everyone. I don't even know how she pulled that off.
So now my buddy is stuck. He knows she's a bitch. But he doesn't know how to break it off with her. She's always known how to get in his head.
Advice?
692
« on: September 12, 2017, 07:34:43 PM »
There was that time I saved my boss's wife from an overdose on my heroin.
693
« on: September 12, 2017, 12:42:58 AM »
Print heads are clogged.
Run the cleaning routine
694
« on: September 11, 2017, 11:03:11 PM »
People who use this as a catch all excuse deserve what life gives them. It's supposed to be used for small emotional breaks.
695
« on: September 11, 2017, 11:01:26 PM »
696
« on: September 11, 2017, 08:14:44 PM »
Is this euphemism of some.sort, cause those colours are definitely something you want checked out by your doctor.
My "lightsaber" has been "ignited" for more than four hours. Should I see a doctor?
697
« on: September 11, 2017, 08:13:13 PM »
We've had this conversation 
698
« on: September 11, 2017, 08:10:20 PM »
Whilst I am a green pill 
699
« on: September 11, 2017, 01:36:05 AM »
Sup
700
« on: September 10, 2017, 03:20:25 PM »
Family guy
701
« on: September 10, 2017, 01:16:09 AM »
Mines red.
702
« on: September 09, 2017, 11:56:08 PM »
The Gold Watch.
703
« on: September 09, 2017, 08:00:41 PM »
Why does it always come back to guns?
Seriously.
Because 'Murica
Armed citizens means there will never be a holocaust in America.
Or because of them there will be one.
704
« on: September 09, 2017, 02:41:52 PM »
Why does it always come back to guns?
Seriously.
705
« on: September 08, 2017, 11:52:02 PM »
$14k for a used 3?
lol nope
706
« on: September 07, 2017, 11:46:13 PM »
Id give you a come back
Spoiler but youd have to wipe it off your mums face first 
707
« on: September 07, 2017, 08:52:13 PM »
Your mom can't take a joke
708
« on: September 07, 2017, 12:39:30 AM »
You need to be sitting on top of your house like LT Dan in Forrest Gump.
709
« on: September 05, 2017, 01:44:07 AM »
STOP!
You two are almost entirely posting in hebrew and putting pictures of shit to buy up. Seriously Cheat, you're letting advertisers post ads on here?
Hebrew and Greek are ok languages, they have numbers attached to letters like this: from 1 - 9, then from 10 - 90, then from 100 - 900 and so on. Knowing that you can tell what number of beast means.
It's not 6
It's 5
Because you didn`t skip 0 at the beginning.
I didn't consider this
710
« on: September 05, 2017, 01:35:50 AM »
STOP!
You two are almost entirely posting in hebrew and putting pictures of shit to buy up. Seriously Cheat, you're letting advertisers post ads on here?
Hebrew and Greek are ok languages, they have numbers attached to letters like this: from 1 - 9, then from 10 - 90, then from 100 - 900 and so on. Knowing that you can tell what number of beast means.
It's not 6 It's 5
711
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:57:24 AM »
STOP!
You two are almost entirely posting in hebrew and putting pictures of shit to buy up. Seriously Cheat, you're letting advertisers post ads on here?
712
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:52:37 AM »
WNTURCCK
713
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:51:25 AM »
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Hey why you got a copy of the styles section all over the floor? you got a dog?? a little... chow or something? hahaha
Why did you two both say I should buy a new car?
714
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:50:23 AM »
Yes, it happened to me. First I type a one sentence message. Then I press button edit and type wall of text, with purpose of frightening people (by mentioning gay shit etc.). And here we go, I see new words and new meaning in my shitpost.
YOU TOO?? Tell me, do you see that the words injected in are familiar? You can't place how you know them or how you learned them, but you understand them?
715
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:25:47 AM »
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Wait. You typed a whole paragraph. Yet someone responded like it was a sentence
716
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:23:42 AM »
Why are so many of the new words in hebrew? I feel like I know them but I don't know them.
717
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:22:36 AM »
Holy shit. It's in people's names too. I will try to type what I am seeing.
Obama's full name is really Barack Hussain Obama. He has seven full words in his name.
718
« on: September 05, 2017, 12:12:51 AM »
I was reading through my usual MSNBC and CNN news feeds and I started seeing unusual words scattered throughout the articles. Even ones I have already read. I am sure I didn't see them before. What's strange is that all of the stories were ones that used to frighten me. Anything about threats of war, racial strife etc... now that I see these words... I am not really frightened anymore. What's wierder, I showed them to Al Baghdadi. She can't see them. In fact she thinks that I am fucking with her. I went on Facebook and pointed them out, it seems no one else can either. In fact, when I ask others to look at the words, they're retriggered by whatever the cause dejure was in those articles. Some of the stuff has already been laid to rest for months. Yet they argued like it was the first time they saw it.
Has this happened to anyone else?
719
« on: September 04, 2017, 10:09:36 AM »
So... you're saying that during one of your therapy sessions you said that you didn't feel quite at home in your skin, to which your therapist started asking different questions. Based on those questions you're now in a Swedish hospital about to do pre op for your reassignment surgery and you're thinking back on the road to here and how little say you had in it.
If you only knew your therapist was a fraud and bet someone he could get you to do this. Because you're sitting there about to turn into Ms Big Booty Bigot he's trying to figure out what to spend the $15 on. That's right, your gender was only worth $15.
720
« on: September 03, 2017, 08:44:17 PM »
Alright, Charles. Next time you get into trouble like a robbery or house invasion or get shot by some waste of human space, you better not call the police. I mean, fuck em right?
If I were a minority or a woman I would be more likely to be harmed by the police
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