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The Flood / Re: How Do You Deal With Your Inadequency Issues?
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:49:25 AM »
15 minutes working a heavy bag

6872
Serious / Re: Oregon Umpqua Community College Shooting
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:23:04 AM »
When will it be enough to even have a discussion about it? How many of these have to happen before we actually stop and say the system should be reviewed?

6873
Serious / About the shooting: one of my Army buddies posted this
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:10:23 AM »
I go on FB, and saw this. Not from some of the liberals in my family. But from one of the most conservative of my old Army buddies.

When they start saying gun control is needed, and Republicans need to change...

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a38473/republicans-fear-guns-safe/

6874
The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:01:39 AM »
As the Predators would say. Take their heads.

So tempting

6875
The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:41:55 AM »


I think you'd be fine. Further in by the beach, not so much. But right there off the 5? You're fine

I don't know about that.

I think there has been something wrong with my fuel air mixture recently. Last couple weeks while stopped and idleling I have noticed that I am pumping a lot more soot than normal. Then the cloud accelerating produces is not as richly black as it normally is. Something funky is going on and I am not sure what.

Oh. Not good. Pulling too much air. You got a leak somewhere

6876
The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:37:43 AM »
Unless this is a meme I'm missing, nope, don't do it. Not worth it.

6877
The Flood / Re: Holy Shit. The School Shooter was a 4chan antitheist
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:36:16 AM »


I'm getting the feeling this is not a good source for news...

Nope. Check other news sources. It's confirmed. He was a 4chan antitheist.

6878
The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:33:53 AM »
Pics of ex or current girl?

I'm not going to share those. I remember when I shared pics of my firstborn and what happened then.
What happened then?

Inappropriate sharing and some jackass threatened to kill my kid. It's what originally drove me from Bungie

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The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:32:40 AM »

Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...

Don't know if I could pass off as a UCI student. But Asian girls intrigue me. I have a desire to know more, and it is intensifying.

Oh, their open to anyone. Just your run of thd mill shit tier college apartment complexes.

It's just that UCI has the highest Asian population for colleges. Hence the highest number of college age Asian women.

Interesting.

But I don't think a old Diesel burning truck would be welcome in the OC.

I think you'd be fine. Further in by the beach, not so much. But right there off the 5? You're fine

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:30:27 AM »
Pics of ex or current girl?

I'm not going to share those. I remember when I shared pics of my firstborn and what happened then.

6881
The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:27:04 AM »
Ok, moving from buzzed to lightly drunk.

6882
The Flood / Re: Holy Shit. The School Shooter was a 4chan antitheist
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:25:52 AM »


I'm getting the feeling this is not a good source for news...

Hey, it's my Facebook feed. Blame Mark Zuckerberg for writing a crap algorithm

6883
The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:24:40 AM »

Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...

Don't know if I could pass off as a UCI student. But Asian girls intrigue me. I have a desire to know more, and it is intensifying.

Oh, their open to anyone. Just your run of thd mill shit tier college apartment complexes.

It's just that UCI has the highest Asian population for colleges. Hence the highest number of college age Asian women.

6884
The Flood / Holy Shit. The School Shooter was a 4chan antitheist
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:22:30 AM »
Ok. That's extreme. I've never hid my atheism. But this???

http://nypost.com/2015/10/01/oregon-gunman-singled-out-christians-during-rampage/

6885
The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:19:37 AM »


True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000

I'm hourly. I'm making around 18k a year. But again, hourly part time.

I vent his neck with a boxcutter and you walk on and triple your pay...

But in tbe OC, that doesn't go far.

And commuting through the pass every day down to Irvine is enough for me to contemplate murder.

Probably won't end well all in all. Unless i live in Ghettoanna

Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...

6886
The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:16:24 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.

Actually me too. Though I drank the last 22, and am down to a 12 of Torpedo (so fucking tasty) and I gotta get up at 6 (oh fuck me) to take the boys to the fat slut's house.
Decisions decisions.

Now do I press on or go to bed and be responsible
Fuck being responsible.

Yeah, I'll drink it. Last one anyways. Well, unless we count the GF's Bud Light... But that's NASTY

6887
The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:14:52 AM »


True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000

I'm hourly. I'm making around 18k a year. But again, hourly part time.

I vent his neck with a boxcutter and you walk on and triple your pay...

But in tbe OC, that doesn't go far.

6888
The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:13:15 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.

Actually me too. Though I drank the last 22, and am down to a 12 of Torpedo (so fucking tasty) and I gotta get up at 6 (oh fuck me) to take the boys to the fat slut's house.
Decisions decisions.

Now do I press on or go to bed and be responsible

6889
The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:10:20 AM »


True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:08:46 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.

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The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:05:55 AM »
Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?

No, because the only guy who is newer than me is not that literally fucking retarded to do something like that.

All of our items are meticulously tracked, especially expensive things like in your case, printers, in our case inverters and modules.

The closest thing we had to something like that was last week/today. Inverter went out on a job. Serial for the inverter was entered into the system. I went to enter the serial of the same wattage inverter today only to find out that it was an old unit and it was already on a job. Somehow that inverter was entered into the system, but the installation crew ended up with an inverter that was never entered into the system. They didn't bother to ACTUALLY CHECK SHIT like they should have been, and that inverter ended up suckered onto some dude's house.

So, my Boss and I had to go through, find the issue, fix the issue, and then continue with what I was doing because a crew ended up with the right inverter, but just not the one we gave them. How that happened? Not a fucking clue.

If memory serves, you're out in the Apple Valley area, yeah?

You want to work in Irvine? I'll stab the current guy, and you just take his job.

I've not been here long enough to say, "LOL FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M OFF TO THE OC BITCHES!"

Besides, I like what I do. I get paid well enough for working part time, and I can guarantee you that moving Inverters, solar panels, and mounting hardware is a whole lot easier than moving copiers and printers.

True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:04:14 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.

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The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:02:33 AM »
Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?

No, because the only guy who is newer than me is not that literally fucking retarded to do something like that.

All of our items are meticulously tracked, especially expensive things like in your case, printers, in our case inverters and modules.

The closest thing we had to something like that was last week/today. Inverter went out on a job. Serial for the inverter was entered into the system. I went to enter the serial of the same wattage inverter today only to find out that it was an old unit and it was already on a job. Somehow that inverter was entered into the system, but the installation crew ended up with an inverter that was never entered into the system. They didn't bother to ACTUALLY CHECK SHIT like they should have been, and that inverter ended up suckered onto some dude's house.

So, my Boss and I had to go through, find the issue, fix the issue, and then continue with what I was doing because a crew ended up with the right inverter, but just not the one we gave them. How that happened? Not a fucking clue.

If memory serves, you're out in the Apple Valley area, yeah?

You want to work in Irvine? I'll stab the current guy, and you just take his job.

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:00:19 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:57:02 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:56:10 AM »
By the way, the commission is $4,000.

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:54:37 AM »
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy

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The Flood / Re: Would you have stabbed someone?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:52:16 AM »
Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?

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