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The Flood / I'm beginning to see why some of you are so salty
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:39:31 PM »
I post about sex, and you say fapping is your thing. I post about drinking and you abstain.

No fucking wonder some of you are so angry.

Guys, get laid. Drink a beer. Let the steam off.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Beer. List them.
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:37:09 PM »
I hate beer, and the taste of alcohol in general. But being drunk is fun.

Vodka and ginger ale is the best drink.

I used to drink that. Try a sweet rum and coke.

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The Flood / Favorite Beer. List them.
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:34:11 PM »
The boys are at the whore's house, so Foehammer and I are drinking.

Personally, I'm loving Stone's Thunderstruck IPA. I dare say it's better than Ballast Point's Sculpin.

Your submission?

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The Flood / Re: What?
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:31:26 PM »
You aren't properly equipped

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The Flood / Re: Evolution
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:30:53 PM »
Lol

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The Flood / Re: NASCAR
« on: October 03, 2015, 06:35:53 PM »
This thread is now about how happy you would be to get head from Danica Patrick. She will swallow and say mmmm yummy when done.

Eye contact is at your discretion

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The Flood / Re: How do you fix mal absorption?
« on: October 03, 2015, 06:33:39 PM »
Vitamin D

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The Flood / Re: NASCAR
« on: October 03, 2015, 03:59:46 PM »


NASCAR, so easy hot chicks can do it
But Danica totally sucks, both on and off the track.

Slurp slurp slurp

Ohhhh yesss keep sucking Danica

I SAID NO EYE CONTACT!!!

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The Flood / Re: best Kubrick film?
« on: October 03, 2015, 03:58:20 PM »
Dr Strangelove, or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb

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The Flood / Re: NASCAR
« on: October 03, 2015, 03:55:55 PM »


NASCAR, so easy hot chicks can do it

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The Flood / Re: How much money do we spend saving Matt Damon?
« on: October 03, 2015, 03:52:54 PM »
Better use of my money than Medicaid and welfare.

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The Flood / How much money do we spend saving Matt Damon?
« on: October 03, 2015, 03:21:27 PM »
https://www.quora.com/How-much-money-has-been-spent-attempting-to-bring-Matt-Damon-back-from-distant-places

Mr Damon, please, on behalf of tge US Taxpayer, please stop going so far away. Let's just face it, distant travel isn't for everyone.

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The Flood / Re: Post Common Core math problems
« on: October 03, 2015, 02:46:35 PM »
I wish Camnator was here

It wouldn't matter. Pissing you off is my life's mission. It's my delight. It's my burden.

Camnator won't save you

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The Flood / Post Common Core math problems
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:55:33 PM »
If you can line up 7 pencils on your desk, and your neighbor can balance a cat on his knee, and your desk smells like the color yellow, calculate the orbital velocity of Venus on October 30th in 2077.

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:44:06 PM »
lady-charlie

It's between this and Foehammer.

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:19:43 PM »
Do you still have that kid?

2 now. Slut told me she was cheating the night he was born

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:04:47 PM »
Charlie what part of SD did you say you're in again?

Santee, now

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on South Park
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:21:27 PM »
Stop making threads
honestly who the fuck cares? how does this negatively affect you?
My dick positively affects your mom

Best $1.25 you spent today!
It was only a dollar, actually

Oh. You used the Groupon.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on South Park
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:16:55 PM »
Stop making threads
honestly who the fuck cares? how does this negatively affect you?
My dick positively affects your mom

Best $1.25 you spent today!

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on South Park
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:16:22 PM »
Stop making threads
honestly who the fuck cares? how does this negatively affect you?

His uncle beats the shit out of him every time I post.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on South Park
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:14:18 PM »
Stop making threads

Stop sucking cock

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The Flood / Thoughts on South Park
« on: October 02, 2015, 03:13:29 PM »
Pretty good so far. I'm happy that they're doing political stuff again.

Weiner WeinerWeiner WeinerWeiner

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The Flood / Re: If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:37:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Longest Wait
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:17:08 PM »
AIDS test. Used to take 2 weeks. Felt like 200 lifetimes. (It came back negative)

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The Flood / Re: If you were gonna rob a casino...
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:13:38 PM »
Now... I have to ask. How many are gonna pull a Joker and kill off their team?

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The Flood / Re: If a condom is used, what is wrong with incest?
« on: October 02, 2015, 02:12:00 PM »
Animals can't give consent
Yes they can.
No, they can't.
Yes they can.
With this logic, a six-year old could give consent. A dog/horse/whatever has a less developed brain than a human child.

An animal is perfectly aware of its physical desires. How convenient that you cropped out the fact that animals feequently initiate sex with humans, hmm? You don't need to be able to speak a human language to indicate consent.

If, as you imply, anything with a subhuman intelligence is not capable of consenting, that would make you a rape baby.

I'd just like to say something here, since I happened to notice your name. I don't think you'll find it very pleasant here. Or, at the very least, your posting style or gimmick if you want to call it that, won't last forever.

You might call this lot an aggressive toxic bunch to intergarate with, but I've noticed this place is quite no-nonsense about gimmick posters. And, frankly, dealing with somebody who does adopt a gimmick grows dull quickly. Eventually, most people here will learn to just not talk to you if you stick around long enough. Or you'll finally cross some lines and get perma banned.

Basically, a word of advice for you. If you want this community to actually like you, cut the act. And if you're okay with being the town goof, then by all means, try your hand at it.

Personally though, I think everybody here is played out with gimmick posters.

He's been doing it for so long, I don't think it's a gimmick. I think he really does fuck horses

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The Flood / If a condom is used, what is wrong with incest?
« on: October 02, 2015, 12:48:12 PM »
Say you had a hot sister or mom. If you are both of lefal age and are consenting, and proper precautions taken against pregnancy...

Is this wrong?

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The Flood / If you were gonna rob a casino...
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:52:32 AM »
Who would you pick for your heist team?

Only pick people on this forum.

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