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6811
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:27:31 PM »
Sign if your crazy uncle rapes your face every time I make a new thread.
6812
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:25:03 PM »
oh and charlie, keep making as many threads as you want, disregard these fuckboys :-)
Their uncles send me videos of them being face raped. It's like an ESPN Football highlight reel.
6813
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:22:40 PM »
Charles. You get an answer back yet? We're all dying to know.
Sadly, no. He probably has more important things to do
6814
« on: October 04, 2015, 03:46:06 PM »
God just leave already
Awww... Did it hurt this time? When your uncle kicked in your door, grabbed you by the ears and shoved his swollen and rock hard cock in your mouth... Did you cry when he gripped your ears to hard? When his cock throbbed and he moaned, blowing a salty load right on your bruised and bleeding tongue? I know he does it every time I make a thread. Get used to it. Cause I'm not gonna stop.
6815
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:22:50 PM »
Why ask us?
Who else am I gonna ask? Robert Zemeckis?
6816
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:15:38 PM »
I always wondered this. She had to be HIV+ when Little Forrest was conceived, which means Forrest was exposed. He could have gotten lucky, but few do.
So did Forrest go on to be the lawyer in Philadelphia?
6817
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:12:14 PM »
Yeah but the 80's had shit like Escape from LA. The 80's sucked.
Every period has shit tier movies. That's a fact. The 80's relied too heavily on gore for horror and muscle bound guys quipping one liners for action. It just seems like 4 out of 5 movies today are absolute shit, compared to the 2 out of 5 it was just 20 years ago. And don't get me started on all of the unnecessary remakes, reboots and sequels.
6818
« on: October 04, 2015, 02:05:11 PM »
Special effects do not equal plot or character development. If the character is only shown during a fight, it is not development. A plot isn't a simple narrative giving excuse after excuse for fight scenes. Horror movies shouldn't rely on simple jump scares and gore to be scary. Use identifiable characters, and move them from a normal, relatable scenario to the unbelievable. Instead of just jumping in. Use tension.
Story writers today suck.
6819
« on: October 04, 2015, 01:59:25 PM »
I keep making threads with full knowledge that some of you get tace raped by your uncle when I do...
6820
« on: October 04, 2015, 01:04:12 PM »
Which mod was foman again?
Was he the black lawyer or the doctor?
Doctor McNinja
No that was Bobcast.
Foman was the black lawyer who probably was a Black Panther Party member in his youth.
Yeah, you're right. Editing OP
6821
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:49:03 PM »
Which mod was foman again?
Was he the black lawyer or the doctor?
Doctor McNinja
6822
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:44:01 PM »
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.
It's cause they're grateful
Plus you don't have to reciprocate, they're just happy to be there.
An Austraian fat chick gave me my first prostate massage. She swallowed when I finished. That remains one of my top 5 nuts.
6823
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:42:24 PM »
Remember when Bobcast went drinking with a user's mom? She showed him her titties.
Did anyone ever figure out who it was?
6824
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:40:27 PM »
No girl handles a dick like a fat chick with low self esteem.
It's cause they're grateful
6825
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:28:44 PM »
Do I look like a race traitor to you?
Come in the Dark Side
Never. I have some shred of pride and dignity.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Give into your lust and passion. Dive into the booty
6826
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:26:38 PM »
Do I look like a race traitor to you?
Come in the Dark Side
6827
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:26:03 PM »
If I wasn't dating Foehammer, hell yes.
The twerk dance she does means when she rides you she has excellent pussy control. I bet sex with her is god tier.
Can you not force that and have us associate a beloved character from a video game with your girlfriend?
You guys gave her that name. I started a thread asking, and that was the front runner
6828
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:21:13 PM »
Stop making threads
I will continue until the tears flow from the pain of your ruptured anuses. The pretty red bloom of your prolapsed colons will be the light I strive for in my darkest hours. That and I know your uncle face rapes you every time I make a new thread
6829
« on: October 04, 2015, 12:08:24 PM »
If the objective is great sex, then looks aren't always the best indicator if she knows her way around a dick. There are a myriad of other things that one must look for when going for a godly orgasm. Look for flexibility, muscle tone, experience, and most of all, lowered inhibitions.
Discuss
6830
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:33:26 AM »
If I wasn't dating Foehammer, hell yes.
The twerk dance she does means when she rides you she has excellent pussy control. I bet sex with her is god tier.
6831
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:27:09 AM »
Derek and the Dominos: Layla
6832
« on: October 03, 2015, 10:43:00 PM »
Nothing wrong with ass-play bro. It feels gooooood
6833
« on: October 03, 2015, 09:04:07 PM »
What's drunken sex actually like?
It is both amazing and disappointing. No connection, but lessened inhibitions. She and you both do things you wouldn't normally do, but no feelings
6834
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:51:50 PM »
You're implying I have the social skills to get my dick wet. Believe it or not, if you get over your self imposed inhibitions (that's where alcohol comes in) it isn't as hard as you think.
that's rape
Women who call rape on drunken sex don't go to the bars you go to for drunken sex.
6835
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:50:10 PM »
Beer sucks, vodka is okay, whiskey is phenolic-tier.
I used to go to my Gentlemen's Jack. Just a couple of ice cubes to cool it off. But I love me some great beer.
6836
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:47:56 PM »
You're implying I have the social skills to get my dick wet.
Believe it or not, if you get over your self imposed inhibitions (that's where alcohol comes in) it isn't as hard as you think.
6837
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:45:59 PM »
Personally, I'm loving Stone's Thunderstruck IPA. I dare say it's better than Ballast Point's Sculpin.
Wow, and here I thought you were gonna' have total beta cuck shit taste in beers. Both of those are amongst my favorites.
Right now I enjoy Not Your Father's Root Beer. An excellent beer, would recommend if you're a fan of root beer
I'm drinking Thunderstruck as I post this. Got another 22 in the fridge of Stone's AB. I am a fan. I'll look for it and try it.
6838
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:43:29 PM »
You just figured this out?
Well, I've been back for only a few days...
6839
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:42:01 PM »
I think it's fine for a bumper sticker.
6840
« on: October 03, 2015, 08:40:51 PM »
Not really a fan of beer, but if I had to choose it would either be a blue moon, shock top, or Heineken.
Try a real Belgian White. Blue Moon is tasty, no denying that. But a real Belgian White will make you swoon.
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