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The Flood / Re: So I guess I'm in a fight with my GF
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:55:13 PM »
Talking now. More to follow

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Serious / South Carolina Republicans voted no for aid relief after Sandy
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:22:15 PM »
Yet now show up hat in hand for money.

I say fuck them. Tell them that South Carolina can have the money after they resign.

I have no beef with South Carolinans. You guys need the aid. But your politicians need to go.

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/10/same-lindsey-graham-who-voted-against

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The Flood / Re: Jews are hot
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:11:55 PM »
Israelis can be INSANELY hot. There is an eye color unique to the area. A kind of green yellow that is mesmerizing.

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The Flood / So I guess I'm in a fight with my GF
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:10:03 PM »
Her kid's been sick, and so I don't get my kids sick, I asked exMrs. Charlie to keep them a little longer. Well, I have been depressed since I haven't seen my kids in a week.

I have done everything I can to get her kid better. I even stayed home from work today to let him rest.

So we were talking, and I said I was bummed that my ex didn't let me FaceTime with the boys last night. She started on a rant, and I told her she wasn't helping and that I didn't want to talk about it.

Now she's giving me the cold shoulder. She's said maybe 5 words to me.

I draw my strength from my kids, and she knows this. She's never spent a day away from her's.

Am I wrong here? Is this the kind of fight I should stand my ground on? She's acting like I'm in the wrong here. I don't think I am, but I am overprotective of my kids.

Thoughts?

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Serious / Re: Conservatives be like...
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:55:37 PM »
Charlie this is Serious.

I'm being half serious. There is a problem with guns, and political conservatives refuse out of hand to talk about it. No conversation possible. It immediately goes to gun banning, which nearly no one calls for outside of un-funny threads like this.

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Serious / Conservatives be like...
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:51:12 PM »
Gay marriage? Ban it
Abortions? Ban that shit
Birth control? Oh, ban it
Flag burning? Ban that mother fucker
Protesting the police? Ban it nao!

Guns? Woah there buddy. Too far

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The Flood / Re: Just came from b.net AMA
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:33:48 PM »
I wonder if it's still Atheism vs Christianity there

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The Flood / I think my friend just fucked my GF
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:30:28 PM »
We were all chilling on the couch when she said she had to pee, and he said he was gonna make a bowl of cereal. Then she thought she was being clever by sneaking him in. They couldn't have been in there longer than a minute. But I am sure they fucked.

So... I've been sitting here wondering how to tell her I'm HIV+.

Guess I gotta talk to both of them now

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The Flood / Totally NOT a subject change post
« on: October 06, 2015, 07:09:21 PM »
How many gummy bears can you put in your mouth?

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The Flood / Re: Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
« on: October 06, 2015, 06:50:53 PM »
That's some shitposting you got there.

Sshhh... I'm fapping to Dora right now

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The Flood / Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
« on: October 06, 2015, 06:48:50 PM »
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.

I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...

Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this

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The Flood / Re: Accidentally had sex with Friends girlfriend.
« on: October 06, 2015, 06:36:33 PM »
Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. He comes home from a hard day's work to his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man...

Uh Uh Uh Uh... Grady...

WHAT THE FUCK???

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The Flood / A Christian minister: End of the world on Oct 7
« on: October 06, 2015, 06:23:34 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship

Well... I'm gonna believe this one. I don't know why... Someone has to be right...


Not

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The crime against him was redeemed.

He made his own justice.
No...Red was the one who redeemed himself. He's the main character of the story.

That too. There are a few redemptions in the story.

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The Flood / NSFW Can you prove you aren't secretly gay?
« on: October 06, 2015, 06:11:16 PM »
Can you?

You guys talk a lot about not being gay while calling each other gay. I'm beginning to think that many of you secretly want to sneak off to a gay bar and get butt-pumped by an anonymous stranger.

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Serious / Re: You Know Your Presidential Campaign is Done For When....
« on: October 06, 2015, 05:57:46 PM »
Posted by: Mike Huckabee

I WILL NOT LET A MEXICAN SNACK FOOD TURN OUR CHILDREN GAY.

I am firm, erect and throbbing even, at the thought of men, oiled and attractive men... Bulging with muscles... Kissing and fondling each other... Giving each other massive torrential orgasms by sliding their hard cocks in and out of my-I mean their mouths and tight asses... Swallowing gallons of honey like man nectar...

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The crime against him was redeemed.

He made his own justice.

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The Flood / Re: Your Ethnic Composition?
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:21:24 PM »
Ethnic cataloging is the first step to cleansing

Wow, such wisdom. Thanks for warning us against the dangers of ethnic cleansing.

Spoiler
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

What's with all the ovens behind you?

Did you think I would Nazi them?

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The Flood / Re: Old toys
« on: October 06, 2015, 12:51:54 PM »
The 12 inch GI Joes

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The Flood / Re: Your Ethnic Composition?
« on: October 06, 2015, 12:40:21 PM »
Ethnic cataloging is the first step to cleansing

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The Flood / So... What was the Rock cooking,
« on: October 06, 2015, 12:38:45 PM »
And why did he want me to smell it so badly?

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The Flood / Re: Watch some of this and post your thoughts
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:37:55 AM »
I think Verbatim is rather displeased.

His plan was so close to succeeding!

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The Flood / Re: Watch some of this and post your thoughts
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:27:32 AM »

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The Flood / Watch some of this and post your thoughts
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:24:14 AM »
here's the link:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B00grl3K01g

Denmark's "Do it for Mom" campaign. Apparently there won't be enough taxpayers to cover their benefits in a generation. So...  They need guys willing to go in raw dog. And they are enlisting moms to get their kids laid.

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The Flood / Did bullies ever chase you and call you piggy?
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:57:28 AM »
Probably.

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Serious / Re: There are now more guns than people in the USA
« on: October 05, 2015, 10:39:40 PM »
Guise, stop calling them assault rifles. Assault rifles don't exist.
Of course they do, silly Max.
But..but...the internet keeps telling me they aren't real
Someone better tell the army that, because they hand me one every year on range day.
Get that blue cord or always have blue balls
Nah. My soon to be stupid-cowboy-hat-wearing brother calls them bitch braids, and I like my crew wings more than that cord.

As in we make people our bitch braids

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Serious / Re: There are now more guns than people in the USA
« on: October 05, 2015, 10:27:07 PM »
Guise, stop calling them assault rifles. Assault rifles don't exist.
Of course they do, silly Max.
But..but...the internet keeps telling me they aren't real
Someone better tell the army that, because they hand me one every year on range day.
Get that blue cord or always have blue balls

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The Flood / Re: What is the Best Animal?
« on: October 05, 2015, 10:16:14 PM »
Hmmm...

The Liger. Duh

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The Flood / Re: Since When Did People Start Hating On Forrest Grump?
« on: October 05, 2015, 10:15:16 PM »
Op... Who the hell is Forrest Grump?

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