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« on: October 08, 2015, 10:05:32 AM »
I was thinking... I haven't really seen one in a while.
6722
« on: October 08, 2015, 10:04:02 AM »
Who is that? Looks familiar
6723
« on: October 08, 2015, 09:55:04 AM »
MyNameIsCharlie, reporting from... Somewhere.
The damage is extensive. It looks like 99% of everyone... Of everything has been destroyed.
The only thing left are twinkies, Nokia phones and internet trolls.
6724
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:00:25 PM »
What's funny as hell is thT the most nostalgic ones are still kids
6725
« on: October 07, 2015, 09:06:16 PM »
Face it, you will likely fall to a ginger's hand. 
6726
« on: October 07, 2015, 08:55:10 PM »
It's a little known fact that Emma Lahana starred in a porn. If you dig deep enough, you can find it
in a porn a porn
"A" as in a singular film. Though she does do anal
6727
« on: October 07, 2015, 08:52:10 PM »
It's a little known fact that Emma Lahana starred in a porn. If you dig deep enough, you can find it
6728
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:54:53 PM »
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
6729
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:43:28 PM »
Where will you be when the meter strikes Earth?
The angles told you too?
6730
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:29:58 PM »
I think the question you ought to be asking yourself is if separation (with the ex) had to be the only answer. I say this not to pry or not to judge, but because over the last few months, I've been learning some very difficult lessons. And two of those lessons are both humility and honesty. My relationship with my family and friends has been damaged because I lacked both.
She's already had her new BF move in. So it is done
6731
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:28:37 PM »
Meh. Seen worse
6732
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:27:52 PM »
This. Is. Gold.
6733
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:25:55 PM »
I can't get pussy as it is
Alien pussy will probably just be harder to get
Supply and demand. Making contact with an all female alien race adds to supply. That means the cost goes down
6734
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:24:31 PM »
It's funny. The two users who say they care the least are bumping this thread the most.
6735
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:23:21 PM »
Say we made contact with the Twi'lek and Asari races. Suddenly you now have the option to bang aliens.
6736
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:19:59 PM »
Wait she blew you >.>
So are you guys okay now or what? Im so confused.
Not ex-Mrs Charlie, my current GF.
And we're cool now
Did the ice cream trick work? I'm glad everything worked out.
Naw. Just talking. And beer.
6737
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:14:29 PM »
Wait she blew you >.>
So are you guys okay now or what? Im so confused.
Not ex-Mrs Charlie, my current GF. And we're cool now
6738
« on: October 07, 2015, 04:25:14 PM »
If it's not the discovery of a Mass Relay, I don't care
6739
« on: October 07, 2015, 04:24:09 PM »
Head followed.
And swallowing.
Apology accepted
6740
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:53:51 PM »
He's never said he's giving shit out. Changing the system that benefits the ultra wealthy? Yes.
The ultra wealthy let this country down. It is time for a change.
you know JP Morgan saved the country from going bankrupt not once but twice right?
And you know that it was tge man, and not the institution who did it, right? And for every JP Morgan, how many others fucked us? A homeless man in Brazil saved a woman's life. Are all homeless heroes as a result?
6741
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:51:06 PM »
Good for you bro
6742
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:50:22 PM »
Who was that dumb broad who said animals didn't have brains cause they couldn't talk?
6743
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:48:43 PM »
I thought I was being raptured a minute ago. Turns out it was just gas. I farted and everything went back to normal.
6744
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:46:11 PM »
He's never said he's giving shit out. Changing the system that benefits the ultra wealthy? Yes.
The ultra wealthy let this country down. It is time for a change.
6745
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:24:23 AM »
Because I'm detecting increased levels of autism.
I read on the Internet that vaccines cause autism... It was online so it must be true.
But then I saw a video of a woman loving a surprise bowling pin being shoved up her ass, and my GF didn't really love that when I tried... So maybe it was wrong...
6746
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:13:46 AM »
The Young National Socialist student group?
6747
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:11:02 AM »
6748
« on: October 06, 2015, 11:46:50 PM »
Sarah silverman is pretty hot tbh
Have you seen her nude scenes?... Because I don't think you'd be saying that if you had.
I have. It's not bad. She's still good looking. Maybe average in terms of looks.
Plus her personality makes up for it
Nude scenes??? Where? Do share.
6749
« on: October 06, 2015, 11:45:51 PM »
An old man on a gas powered wheel chair doing 20 mph being chased by a fat guy in a wife beater crossing a crowded intersection.
MyNameIsCharlie and this is Jackass
6750
« on: October 06, 2015, 11:41:01 PM »
Alright, all is cool now. Her past guys have all been assholes who don't give a shit about their kids. She apologized and all is cool. Head may follow
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