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The Flood / Re: Picking your nose while taking a shit
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:41:06 PM »
I see why your wife left

Ok. My jimmies remain unrustled

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The Flood / Re: Feminism is hot but most feminists aren't
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:40:23 PM »
While I love strong women, I'm not a fan of modern feminists. I feel you can be empowered and strong without all the rhetoric that goes with it.

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The Flood / Picking your nose while taking a shit
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:38:52 PM »
A literal shit post.

So, when you drop the kids off at the pool, and pick your nose, what do you do with the booger?

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Serious / Re: So like...I sympathize with some NeoNazi ideology
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:26:52 PM »
I don't believe there are different "races" of humans. We're all homo sapiens with traits suited to the regions we live in.
Races? Not really.

Ethnic groups? Absolutely.

True, but even then I don't see the point of "purity."

Ever see a Creole woman? Hands doen the sexiest "ethnicity."
Why?
Creole's are a mix of white, black, Native American and islander.

Humanity's future is mixed
I mean, to be fair, that's incredibly opinionated.

I'm not a huge fan of Creole guys or girls

Of course it's opinionated. Factual info plays little in this kind of discussion.

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The Flood / Re: Your thoughts on fapping?
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:22:01 PM »
Rarely if ever. Obviously in your super horny teen years you do it, but it just starts to get awkward when you get older. At least for me.

Get the testosterone shots. Trust me. It's like being 13 again. Always fucking horny

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I still don't get what being cucked is. I thought it was just when a guy's wife is cheating on him, but this forum says otherwise. If it just means letting the woman be above you, then I pretty much embrace being cucked.

It's putting your partner in a position to cheat so you can play voyuer.  They seem to think it means just being cheated on. I'm laughing at the stupidity. It's like listening to 5 year olds try to cuss, or Mike Tyson start to use the wrong words. Fucking golden

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Serious / Re: So like...I sympathize with some NeoNazi ideology
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:38:31 PM »
I don't believe there are different "races" of humans. We're all homo sapiens with traits suited to the regions we live in.
Races? Not really.

Ethnic groups? Absolutely.

True, but even then I don't see the point of "purity."

Ever see a Creole woman? Hands doen the sexiest "ethnicity."
Why?
Creole's are a mix of white, black, Native American and islander.

Humanity's future is mixed

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Serious / Re: Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:44:41 PM »
I just really hate the pity parade circle jerk for Native Americans
Considering based Andrew Jackson (Trail of Tears, and who for some reason is on the $20 bill when he hated the National Bank. Talk about irony) and "Manifest Destiny" were two things that essentially drove the Natives away and slaughtered them? Yeah I think it's pretty bad. They honestly DESERVE some pity, and while I'm not here going "it's da white mans fault now! Be ashamed!!!", I think we should all be aware of the tragedies and misdeeds our ancestors did.

It's really crazy how we basically almost wiped an entire culture off the face of the map by killing, and forcefully relocating them. There is no positive spin on it by saying "well we culturally uplifted them" or "they weren't going places anyway".
who's this we motherfucker

Were you there? Did you participate?
I say "we" as in WE as American's should be aware of our past and our history and not try to over glorify everything. You know the whole saying "those who don't know history" blah blah. As a history nerd, I feel you should always strive to tell the truth about events that happened, be it good or bad.
what are you some kind of christfag? Fuck that original sin bullshit.

Yes, colonists basically destroyed Native Americans. To call it genocide is a stretch, though. Genocide implies a goal or organized action. This was just the result of one culture being destroyed by a dominant intruding culture. It's happened shitloads of times throughout history.

But just like we don't ask modern Hungarians to apologize for the actions of the Huns, or Danes to apologize for viking raids on Britain, we as Americans today really shouldn't be apologizing for shit that happened centuries before we were even concieved.

You do not bear responsibility for the actions of your ancestors, who may not have even made violent contact with Natives anyway.

Should the US government apologize for actions it took specifically? Absolutely.
Should we as Americans? No. We weren't there and we really have no right to speak for our long-dead ancestors.

Who said apologize?

How about we stop celebrating the man who has come to symbolize the wiping out of those cultures?

The Americas were already discovered. He didn't do anything new. There were people living here.

Does Germany have a national Hitler day? Or Russia a Stalin day? How about Eastern Europe having a Khan day?

No, they don't. Because some men don't deserve to be celebrated.

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The Flood / Re: I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:39:31 PM »
I'd rather get my dick caught in the ceiling fan than put it in that Feminazi

Were the instructions unclear?

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The Flood / Re: I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:09:51 PM »
Shes fucking disgusting. You know damn well shes got a full bush down there too. Gross.

If you saw her on the street, and didn't know who she was, you still think she's gross?

It's your opinion, I respect that, but do you care to say what in particular grosses you out?

I wouldn't give her a second look.

Her body is alright, but thats true for most girls.

Her face is nasty tho. Huge nose, looks like a witch. If she wanted to fuck, I'd most likely pass. Average looking chick with a horrible view on the world.

Fair enough

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The Flood / Re: Your thoughts on fapping?
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:08:47 PM »
My thoughts are that you don't call it "fapping" like you're some kind of cringy 13 year old

Beating off, spanking the monkey, wanking, jerking off, playing with yourself, seeing Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters, doing the 5 finger knuckle shuffle on the piss pump, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, touching the trouser snake...

Whatever you call it.

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The Flood / Re: I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:05:29 PM »
Shes fucking disgusting. You know damn well shes got a full bush down there too. Gross.

If you saw her on the street, and didn't know who she was, you still think she's gross?

It's your opinion, I respect that, but do you care to say what in particular grosses you out?

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The Flood / NSFW Your thoughts on fapping?
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:03:39 PM »
So, fapping...

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The Flood / Re: God made you for something
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:54:02 PM »
There is no God or purpose to us being on this mud ball hurtling through the void. We're nothing but particles interacting through wave in subatomic space. Accept chaos and find peace.

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The Flood / Re: Moved to Chicago yesterday AMA me anything
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:52:10 PM »
Confirmed: CMD = Barack Hussein Obama

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The Flood / Re: I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:49:59 PM »
You're not taking into account that even if you managed to sly-old-dog your way into her bed, in a month's time she'd probably claim that you had forced sex with her and then where would you be.

The amount of potential hassle coming off of that warrents you steering your dick the other way.

Ask her to sign a consent contract and a NDA. Then, when she tries, I sue her ass

Please. The court's not in your favor if its a legal presiding involving a woman. Signed contract? Give me a break.

She could literally blow smoke out her ass and say that she was drugged when she wrote it and therefore it would automatically abstain her from everything.

You'd have her venomous followers after you as well, most likely smearing whatever you said and twisting to fit their agenda.

None of that would be worth it for sex.

Then do the contracts with legal council and a court appointed reporter.

The challenge kinda makes it worth it. Kinda like climbing Everest.

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The Flood / Re: Moved to Chicago yesterday AMA me anything
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:40:36 PM »
Are you turning into Obama?

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The Flood / Re: I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:40:00 PM »
You're not taking into account that even if you managed to sly-old-dog your way into her bed, in a month's time she'd probably claim that you had forced sex with her and then where would you be.

The amount of potential hassle coming off of that warrents you steering your dick the other way.

Ask her to sign a consent contract and a NDA. Then, when she tries, I sue her ass

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The Flood / Re: So I Joined Film Club
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:38:48 PM »
The first rule of film club is that you do not talk about film club

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The Flood / Re: I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:37:55 PM »
Holy fuck stop it

Why? It's true. She IS kinda hot until she starts talking
I think what he's trying to say is that he'd rather watch paint dry than read your threads.

Is someone forcing him to? I'm not making him read my threads.

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The Flood / Re: Some of you cyka are alright
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:37:02 PM »
Too soon? Not soon enough?

I can't tell

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The Flood / Re: I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:34:58 PM »
Holy fuck stop it

Why? It's true. She IS kinda hot until she starts talking

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The Flood / I would make sweet love to Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:33:09 PM »
True story.

I understand this is a #Trigger, but she is kinda sexy. I can admit that, even if I disagree with how she broadcasted her political agenda. She's not a 10/10, but maybe a 6.5/10. She can feel empowered when I ask her to dress like Bayonetta.

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Serious / Re: Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:49:17 PM »
Cuckoldry: The Thread.

Anyway Colombus wasn't even the first Euro to land in the Americas. That was basef Leif Erikson.

http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/34759_large_You_Keep_Using_That_Word_Meme_FP_Wide.png

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The Flood / Report to the ship immediately
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:31:15 PM »
We'll bang, ok?

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Serious / Re: Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:47:04 AM »
Considering Columbus Day already is nothing but a "discuss how white settlers fucked everything up" day, might as well. Same thing, different name.
We fucked up a bunch of savages that weren't going to ever advance or do anything with this land?
Well, yes the Natives weren't exemplars of innocence themselves but genocide isn't exactly the solution.
Sure there were less harsh ways to go about it

I just really hate the pity parade circle jerk for Native Americans

Pity parade circle jerk?

By ending the celebration over their genocide?
you act like they're so innocent, they're not

also Columbus Day is not a celebration of their genocide, you can take it out of context and misconstrue it all you want it but it isn't

But it is. It's celebrating the "discovery" of the Americas.

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The Flood / Re: Anybody Else Get Frequent Canker Sores?
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:37:00 AM »
You got the herp, bro

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Serious / Re: Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:10:30 AM »
Considering Columbus Day already is nothing but a "discuss how white settlers fucked everything up" day, might as well. Same thing, different name.
We fucked up a bunch of savages that weren't going to ever advance or do anything with this land?
Well, yes the Natives weren't exemplars of innocence themselves but genocide isn't exactly the solution.
Sure there were less harsh ways to go about it

I just really hate the pity parade circle jerk for Native Americans

Pity parade circle jerk?

By ending the celebration over their genocide?

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Serious / Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?
« on: October 08, 2015, 10:43:39 AM »
Personally, I'm for this. Europeans didn't discover the Americas. People were already here.

Discuss

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Serious / Re: So like...I sympathize with some NeoNazi ideology
« on: October 08, 2015, 10:13:51 AM »
I don't believe there are different "races" of humans. We're all homo sapiens with traits suited to the regions we live in.

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