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The Flood / Re: I was asked out by a grill
« on: October 10, 2015, 10:48:59 PM »
Make sure you have good meat, cause it means you'll have a hot time

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The Flood / If you saw Kim Cardashian and Kanye dangling from a cliff
« on: October 10, 2015, 10:01:20 PM »
And you could only save one of them...

What kind of beer would you drink, and what flavoring would you have for your popcorn while you waited for them both to slip off?

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The Flood / Face, meet palm
« on: October 10, 2015, 04:45:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Would you eat unicorn poop?
« on: October 10, 2015, 01:54:47 PM »
Watch it nao

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Serious / Re: Guess what? More controversial quotes incoming!
« on: October 10, 2015, 01:48:04 PM »
What does he mean by "real black?"

Is he going to address congress like Samuel L Jackson?

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The Flood / Would you eat unicorn poop?
« on: October 10, 2015, 12:45:23 PM »
http://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

I'm torn. Is it the most disturbing commercial or best ever?

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The Flood / Would you do it for Shrek?
« on: October 10, 2015, 12:06:23 PM »
His warmth filled your room. This is about to be his swamp.

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On one hand I agree. Because of the sheer volume of data, you have to do something wrong to attract attention.

But on the other hand, do they have the right to collect it at all? If we choose security over liberty, do we deserve either?

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The Flood / Re: Serious advice needed
« on: October 10, 2015, 03:18:22 AM »
It's always a friends of mine

In this it's true. He's been sitting on it a while as well

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The Flood / Re: Serious advice needed
« on: October 10, 2015, 03:14:24 AM »
Small condesors already exist and anyone could use them for any application. I doubt limiting this device, in an already saturated market, to an illegal drug is a good idea in any sense.

I did the market study personally. There's nothing quite like it. Certainly at the price point

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The Flood / Re: Serious advice needed
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:53:45 AM »
You could always use it to help grow other plants too.

Go for it.

If I ran with it, I fuck him over

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The Flood / Serious advice needed
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:51:09 AM »
A friend of mine worked out a way to use electrical components as a miniaturized condenser. The application is you could grow certain... Plants in most climates and have controlled irrigation and nutrient feed without continued maintenance. It pulls from the air all the moisture it needs.

Anyways, he's sat on the idea for 4 years now. I'm thinking we need to move on it.

Yes, it's patentable, and yes you use it to grow pot.

What should I do?

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:45:14 AM »
Personality? There is a certain trait... Has To do with a type of guy...
Most jewish girls I've known are bossy as hell which is amazing

To a point. I only made it 15 years. I finally checked out. My withdrawal led to my replacement. There's a point where I choose to stand on my own and do my own thing. She didn't take too kindly to that. I didn't take kindly to her reaction. I didn't freak. But I said fuck it.
I don't think I'd ever get tired of it if I married a hot bossy jewish girl but you are like double my age so I'll take note of your story

Some guys can do it. I'm just too independent. I'm fine following for a while, but after a bit I need to blaze my own path

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:40:39 AM »
I always found Halley Berry to be beautiful

and Hillary from Fresh Prince

FUCK YES.

The blowjob Hugh Jackman got in Kingfish?

YES
I didn't know she gave a blowjob in it. Then again, never seen.

Watch Kingfish. Hugh has to hack a computer while getting head from Halley.
Just did, and it's some random white girl

Way to disappoint.

Different scene

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:38:27 AM »
I always found Halley Berry to be beautiful

and Hillary from Fresh Prince

FUCK YES.

The blowjob Hugh Jackman got in Kingfish?

YES
I didn't know she gave a blowjob in it. Then again, never seen.

Watch Kingfish. Hugh has to hack a computer while getting head from Halley.

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:37:11 AM »
Personality? There is a certain trait... Has To do with a type of guy...
Most jewish girls I've known are bossy as hell which is amazing

To a point. I only made it 15 years. I finally checked out. My withdrawal led to my replacement. There's a point where I choose to stand on my own and do my own thing. She didn't take too kindly to that. I didn't take kindly to her reaction. I didn't freak. But I said fuck it.

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:34:57 AM »
Some people are attracted to a specific body type/race, and some aren't. Is this really so hard to grasp?

That's cool and all. Just saying try to expand your horizons

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:34:07 AM »
I always found Halley Berry to be beautiful

and Hillary from Fresh Prince

FUCK YES.

The blowjob Hugh Jackman got in Kingfish?

YES

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:32:37 AM »
I don't find any black girls sexy tbh

Jews > Eastern European > French > other whites > Latinas > Arabs > Indians > native Americans > Blacks

BTW, did you know ex Mrs Charlie is a Jew?
sucks for you then

Jews are easily the hottest race

Sexy? Yes. I'm captured by eyes. Jews have a unique eye shape and color.

Personality? There is a certain trait... Has To do with a type of guy...

JAP's are a real thing

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:30:31 AM »
I don't find any black girls sexy tbh

Jews > Eastern European > French > other whites > Latinas > Arabs > Indians > native Americans > Blacks

If you had a chance for a night with Beyonce, you'd walk away?
Of course not, she's famous. Then I could always know that I fucked a celebrity. It would be a story.

If Beyonce wasn't famous, but still had her same looks, I would definitely decline.

Really? I respect your opinion. But I'd fuck her till I was senseless, married, dating or not.

Shit, I would try to get Foehammer to eat her booty with me.

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:28:33 AM »
I don't find any black girls sexy tbh

Jews > Eastern European > French > other whites > Latinas > Arabs > Indians > native Americans > Blacks

BTW, did you know ex Mrs Charlie is a Jew?

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:26:23 AM »
I don't find any black girls sexy tbh

Jews > Eastern European > French > other whites > Latinas > Arabs > Indians > native Americans > Blacks

If you had a chance for a night with Beyonce, you'd walk away?

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The Flood / Re: Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:25:20 AM »
Charlie do what your dick did, stop

Hey. I may not shoot swimmers, but the barrel still works. One day it'll happen to you. And it's magical. The day you realize that as long as both of you are clean, condoms are no longer needed.

I'm an old man. I've come to terms with it. You better make peacr with it, some day you too will hit this.

Tl:dr: I stopped caring

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The Flood / NSFW Black women that even white boys find sexy
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:15:45 AM »
Spoiler

Anyone has to admit, she's sexy. Whatever your ethnicity, admit what's sexy is sexy. Think outside your box. Reach out and end racism by admitting sexy is sexy, regardless of race

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Serious / Re: El Chapo put a $100 Million contract on Trump
« on: October 10, 2015, 01:02:53 AM »
Hope el chapo rapes Hillary and murders old man Bernie.

Is that more to your liking mods?
If he tries to rape Hilary then he is going to get raped instead.

Wouldn't that set off the snuke?

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The Flood / Re: Dairy Free yogurt ads
« on: October 10, 2015, 12:09:38 AM »
By "bloom" they mean get diarrhea so badly your anus prolapses and part of your colon protrudes from your ass like a red flower

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The Flood / There are more nipples on Earth than people
« on: October 09, 2015, 10:55:35 PM »
True fact

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The Flood / Re: Greatest military movie ever made?
« on: October 09, 2015, 08:41:09 PM »
ITT fucking faggot degenerates with shit taste saying Saving Private Ryan is overrated

It is. With that cast and budget? It should have been way better than it was. It was a great movie, no doubt

But it should have been amazing

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The Flood / Re: is it gay to suck a girls dick?
« on: October 09, 2015, 07:54:43 PM »
Just say No Hetero before you do it

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The Flood / Re: Greatest military movie ever made?
« on: October 09, 2015, 07:06:53 PM »
saving private ryan
Overrated as fuck.

While I agreeit is a great movie, it is overrated

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