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« on: September 20, 2017, 07:29:25 PM »
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« on: September 20, 2017, 12:47:34 AM »
And I have been from the start
663
« on: September 20, 2017, 12:44:55 AM »
I am a cylon
664
« on: September 20, 2017, 12:43:35 AM »
No, the Poincaré recurrence time of universe will happen and universe will reset itself
if that's right and real.
665
« on: September 20, 2017, 12:42:01 AM »
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
666
« on: September 20, 2017, 12:29:36 AM »
Last time you were the shit poster and I was flaming you. The only relevant question is can we break the cycle.
667
« on: September 19, 2017, 09:56:24 PM »
Seriously. He went in front of the UN and threatened total destruction of N Korea.
Are you watching CNN?
Actually I saw the video on the Dredge Report. I read about it on AP
668
« on: September 19, 2017, 04:09:33 PM »
Seriously. He went in front of the UN and threatened total destruction of N Korea.
669
« on: September 19, 2017, 03:19:03 PM »
Watching the news.
670
« on: September 19, 2017, 01:38:34 PM »
Dog fucker
671
« on: September 19, 2017, 02:04:00 AM »
We're Americans, Charlie. It's trash.
Go find someone to fuck your face until you think right.
Blue Cheese Bacon Burger. 'Nuff said.
TRASH
it's MOLD
So. Is. Cheese.
Cheese is nothing more than rotted milk. That's it.
Get over it.
Nope, blue cheese is nasty
its TRASH
You're TRASH
672
« on: September 19, 2017, 01:17:51 AM »
We're Americans, Charlie. It's trash.
Go find someone to fuck your face until you think right.
Blue Cheese Bacon Burger. 'Nuff said.
TRASH
it's MOLD
So. Is. Cheese. Cheese is nothing more than rotted milk. That's it. Get over it.
673
« on: September 19, 2017, 01:01:57 AM »
Wow... you guys are creepy.
But, if I could be Jessica Alba's sex toy...
674
« on: September 19, 2017, 01:00:04 AM »
I feel bad cause I was a Chargers fan... But 
675
« on: September 19, 2017, 12:56:27 AM »
We're Americans, Charlie. It's trash.
Go find someone to fuck your face until you think right. Blue Cheese Bacon Burger. 'Nuff said.
676
« on: September 19, 2017, 12:55:09 AM »
Seriously?
A quiet night with the kids where Al Baghdadi and I have enough energy left over for Game of Thrones and sex when it's done.
677
« on: September 19, 2017, 12:53:07 AM »
What you want for Christmas?
For real?
Damn.
I spend more time thinking about what to get others.
Ok, Loaf's shitposting aside, I have a 3 and almost 5 year old to shop for. I need ideas. I was thinking about getting them a TV for their room and an Apple TV to stream their favorite shows.
Or
The $300 matchbox set.
Which would you want if you were still in that age range?
678
« on: September 19, 2017, 12:47:56 AM »
Cum faster?
That's a first.
Anyways, you could try holding your breath a bit and bearing down a little. Not a lot, you don't want to fart or shit yourself. Just enough to put pressure. Also relax your mind. Focus too much and you actually prevent anything from happening. Be totally in that moment.
Or you could ask her to reach down and use her fingers on the spot of your shaft that can only be reached through your scrotum. It feels like you're penetrating her while penetrating her. Obviously this is doggystyle. Be warned though, a climax this hard could cause you to develop feelings.
Some other simple set up stuff, if you have the time: don't let it be anything but your first nut of the night. Edge yourself leading up to it. That's when you beat off, but stop before you hit the point of no return. It takes practice, but it's doable. Watch some really raunchy porn before you meet her. Like REALLY raunchy. Just outside your comfort zone. Think about just that right through foreplay. Lastly, if you're comfortable doing it, talk dirty and try to get her to as well.
Believe it or not, this is exactly what I was doing trying to conceive with ex-Mrs Charlie. Just wanted to nut and get back to Halo 3.
679
« on: September 18, 2017, 08:07:05 PM »
680
« on: September 17, 2017, 01:03:01 AM »
You didn't say what the situation was
681
« on: September 16, 2017, 02:42:24 PM »
How does one "keeps it real?"
I would very much like to be a "real nigga." From my research I found that I should be "keeping shit real."
I have seen many of you post that you are "real niggas" who participate in "real nigga hours." Maybe you could assist?
682
« on: September 16, 2017, 02:45:01 AM »
WRONG
Charlie tell them what is best
To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women
683
« on: September 14, 2017, 09:18:55 PM »
aren't all gfs emotional control freaks by nature tho
Yeah, that's why you've got to slap her up some to keep that in check. Looks like Charlie's buddy forgot that.
Ok, update:
His work buddies just showed up last night and got him out. Last night they rolled in 4 deep and walked him out. I don't know what to make of this shit.
I'm probably picturing this situation way more humorously than it actually played out
I wasn't there to see it. I heard about this from his mom and step sister
684
« on: September 14, 2017, 07:50:21 PM »
aren't all gfs emotional control freaks by nature tho
Yeah, that's why you've got to slap her up some to keep that in check. Looks like Charlie's buddy forgot that.
Ok, update: His work buddies just showed up last night and got him out. Last night they rolled in 4 deep and walked him out. I don't know what to make of this shit.
685
« on: September 14, 2017, 02:27:10 PM »
Start investing in bottlecaps
686
« on: September 13, 2017, 11:56:20 PM »
It's rumored to be the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever produced
687
« on: September 13, 2017, 04:47:11 PM »
Tell him to embrace cuckoldry.
That is not cuckoldry is I believe.
Anyway Charlie, honestly he has to figure this out, I have a friend who has broken up and made up with this girl non-stop for the last year, it reminds me of frat boy, sorority girl relationship, and honestly would say if he is serious on getting out, best thing for him is to go on a trip.immediately and give you his phone.
Maybe go somewhere weird and interesting and just figure himself out. A month or two and then come back. If not able to travel, then start doing some volunteer work or things to keep him busy to distract himself instead of using alcohol and parties to get over it like my friend does whenever she starts thinking about her ex.
You might need to help him to get him on his feet, cause it's going to be a mental struggle to right himself. I can get away with it considering I have been alone for most my life so it is easy to devoid myself of emotions and move on.
He did travel a lot for work. Never seen someone push themselves like that.
688
« on: September 13, 2017, 04:45:52 PM »
It sucks. When she knew her place the two were nearly unstoppable. You ever see couples like that? Now to see him like this, and her as an almost bad guy... I don't know how it will turn out, but you know it will suck. Or at least a disappointment
689
« on: September 13, 2017, 01:01:44 PM »
And at a $1,000?
Nah. I pass.
And I am an Apple fanboi
690
« on: September 12, 2017, 11:29:59 PM »
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